Chapter 4: Love Birds (Maybe…)
(A/N: to keep my mind off of my impending drivers test (Its tomorrow –starts freaking again-) I bring you this chapter. I love getting reviews! It's hilarious to read all the questions…so keep reviewing…)
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"Well you know the drill. We're Nel and Albel broadcasting live on Elicoorian Radio!" Nel said as another day of radio came to life
"Wow…have we become that predictable?" Albel asked
"Probably"
"Yeah…this show has become very…awkward…"
"Agreed"
"Yep…"
"So…Deathblade Prime you're back on the air,"
"Yeah well I was just wondering… well actually Tyree Frostmorn was wondering if you're still mad at him," Deathblade wondered
"…He jumped me with my own weapons…" Nel looked wounded
"HA! The great ninja chick Nel Zelpher got attacked? This is so perfect!" Albel laughed
"…" Nel glared daggers at her co-host
"I wouldn't be talking Kilt-Boy" Deathblade snickered
"IT'S NOT A KILT! IT'S A SKIRT!" Albel yelled
"Heh whatever you say then," Deathblade laughed. Nel too snickered and giggled as Albel realized his fatal mistake
"DAMN IT!" he cursed
"Well to answer your question, I'm not mad but a bit affronted that that little 'incident' happened. Next caller, Aleu the Lunar Wolf! You're on the air…again!" Nel said
"Greetings! I keep coming back just to annoy the pants off you guys…or in Albel's case, his skirt!"
"Damn you all…why won't you die?" Albel muttered darkly
"Anyway just wondering why you guys lied to us,"
"Uh…when did we lie to you?" Nel was confused
"Well duh! You said that you guys hated each other, but Albel's Diary and your journal said differently," Aleu said logically
"Uh…O.o" Nel didn't expect anyone to question this fact
"…Well…er…we decided that…due to…present circumstances…we wouldn't become involved romantically," Albel finally stammered out
"Why?"
"Because we do!" Albel smashed down the receiver
"Jeez…be mean why don't you?" Nel said sarcastically
"Bah…wretch…" Albel grumbled
"Our last caller of the day, Blue Persuasion!" Nel exclaimed trying to change the subject
"I've got three questions for you two," Blue said
"Spill it worm I don't got all day," Albel mumbled
"Number one, if a Tree fell in the middle of a forest…what would your favorite color be?"
"What the hell?" Albel questioned in disbelief
"Green because that's the color of the leaves," Nel replied easily
"Am I missing something or have these maggots lost their minds?
"Number two, Albel, Why are there pictures on the internet of you playing with kittens?"
"HAHA! Albel likes cats!" Nel shouted with laughter
"WHAT? Those weren't supposed to be seen! I mean…uh…" Albel stammered
"Busted," Blue laughed
"God…I hate this job…" Albel muttered and blushed
"And number three, Nel, is it true that you dress up like Albel when nobody's around?"
"Uh…no? I wear skirts but I'm a girl…its different!" Nel said
"How do you explain these pictures?" Blue faxed some pictures of Nel in a purple skirt and a crop top
"……Damn it……Cliff wasn't supposed to take pictures of that dare!" Nel tore out of the room
"Well that's the end of Elicoorian radio for today, please stay tuned…aw who am I kidding, get lost you morons!" Albel signed out for the night
Meanwhile…
"You are so dead Cliff!"
"EEEIIEEEIIIE!" Cliff screamed and a loud thud was heard throughout the streets of Aquios.
(A/N: Yeah…well hope you liked it! And you'll be happy to know that my grade in Geometry has gone from an F to a D! Yay doing homework does help!)