Chapter 5: Time for a Psychology Lesson!
(A/N: Well uh…-Bob: Come on…- Here's another chapter…-Bob: Just spill it- I hope you like it –Bob: just tell them dang it! - FINE! I failed my drivers test; you happy now you stupid Goth hottie! –Bob: Very happy (laughs evilly) - -sighs- anyway thanks for all the reviews! Some of the questions…-starts giggling- hope you tune in for another addition of Ask Alnel!)
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"Did you kill the blonde maggot?" Albel asked as another edition of Elicoorian Radio unfolded
"Nope," Nel stared out the window dreamily
"What did you do to the worm?" Albel asked in a demanding voice
"What's it to you?" Nel inquired
"I'd just like to know what happened to the maggot,"
"Well…he's tied up and dangling from the Airyglyphian watchtower if you must know," Nel replied
Meanwhile…
"AHHH! BIRDS!" Cliff screamed as some seagulls (yes seagulls!) flew over his dangling body and started pecking at his head…and the ropes that held him free falling in the sky, over the city of Airyglyph
"NEL! This is way too extreme of a punishment!" He yelled to no one in particular
"Would you just shut up? We're trying to listen to the radio!" One of the on-duty soldiers reprimanded him
"AHHH!" the rope finally snapped and Cliff went falling…and falling…and falling…till he hit the moat below with a great splash
"Finally peace and quiet," the soldiers turned their attention back to Elicoorian Radio,
Back…
"O.o" Albel scooted his chair away from the red-haired woman
"Sorceress Myst, you're on the air!"
"Yeah…Albel, Do you suffer from inferiority complex?"
"A…what?" Albel became confused with the big word
Nel sighed, "It means that you constantly feel lower than everyone else," (A/N: Right? That's what I found out from the meaning…)
Albel looked a little miffed, "I am Albel the Wicked and I fear nothing!"
"Right…you just pick on people to make yourself feel better," Nel muttered,"
"WHAT?"
"Oh my gosh! You're just a big bully!" Sorceress Myst sounded shocked
"NO!"
"Then…you do suffer from an inferiority complex?"
"NO!"
"What then you just like making fun of people?"
"Tee hee this is funny!" Nel watched Albel scream into the phone and laughed. Finally Albel handed the phone to her
"Next question is for you," he muttered
"Ok then…"
"Nel, is it true that you snuck into Albel's room repeatedly during the war?"
"…Oh yeah…uh…no," Nel stammered out
"Hey wait! What about that time I found you staring at me while I was asleep?" Albel asked
"…how would you know that if you were sleeping?"
"Good point…"
"Well to answer your question, I am a spy…and he was the enemy…so probably on many occasions" Nel answered the question
"WHAT? You mean you were sneaking around my bedroom at night!" Albel asked in disbelief
Nel shrugged, "Pretty much,"
"You are so lucky I didn't catch you…" Albel murmured
"Aw…but you would never kill me, you love me too much!" Nel cooed
"So do you," Nel shut up quickly and laughed nervously
"Anyway…next caller, oh god…its Aleu again…" Albel looked…scared and Nel just grinned, knowing the torment that could happen to him (and her but…)
"Hey again! Albel…"
"NO!" Albel screamed
"Shut it skirt boy!" Nel exclaimed
"…do you really have braids in your hair?" Aleu continued as though nothing happened
"Yes," Albel looked proud, "I take great pride in my hair,"
"Yeah, your sissy girly braids hair…" Nel snickered
"Damn you wretch" Albel muttered darkly
"Cool! Can I pull on them?" Aleu asked sweetly
"Why you little…jerk!" Albel glared at the disembodied voice of the phone
"Please?" Aleu asked again
"No way…"
Aleu sighed "fine, my next question is for you Nel,"
"Ok, what's the question?"
"Do you dye your hair red?"
"Uh…err…" Nel looked confused, "FAYT COME HERE!"
"What? You woke me up from a really nice dream," Fayt entered the studio
"About what, your imaginary girlfriends finally kiss you?" Albel sneered
"Duh…" Albel sweatdropped at his reply
"Anyway Fayt what does 'dye your hair' mean?" Nel asked
"…it means change the color of you hair,"
"Jeez fool how dumb are you?" Albel snickered
"You didn't know either you hypocrite!" Nel glared at him
"How do you know?"
"Because you didn't say anything you moron!"
"Oh yeah…"
"Uh…well I'm going to go…" Fayt backed out of the room in fear
"Well…to answer your question…nope my hair just happens to be colored like this," Nel finally answered the question
"Could've fooled me," Albel said slyly. Nel glared at him and started to pull out a dagger
"Whoa…next caller, A Random Little Person!" Albel said hastily to avoid a swift painful death
"Ok…Albel we've all (or most of us) have accepted the fact that your skirt or kilt is fine to wear if you're a guy,"
"Finally! Maybe the rest of the maggots will leave me alone about it," Albel exclaimed
"But…how do you explain the purple thigh-high boots?" the question was finally finished
"DAMN IT WHY WON'T PEOPLE LEAVE MY OUTFIT ALONE!" Albel yelled
"Because…it make you look like a woman?" Nel suggested
"Oh and you should talk Mrs. Skimpy Clothes?" Albel retorted
"The keyword there Nox, is Mrs."
"God one of these days I'll kill you people, every last one of you," he muttered
"You haven't answered the question,"
"Fine you know what I wear the stupid boots because it was my father's wishes"
"Really?" Nel whispered
"No of course not," Albel said quietly
"…it was your father's wishes that you dress like a lady?" The voice said on the phone
"…damn you…" Albel pressed disconnect on the phone, leaving A Random Little Person on the other end…laughing up a storm at the fact that Albel had just been tweaked…a lot…
"Err…next caller, Deathblade Prime!" Nel said
"Three questions for you guys today, First off, Nel, would you like someone to 'take care' of your co-host?"
"…Why do you hate me?" Albel asked
"Because I do,"
Nel sighed as Albel's face flushed red with anger, "um…no that's ok I think I can handle him,"
"Ok then, Next Albel, do you have a secret relationship with Cliff?"
"Not anymore he doesn't" Nel snickered at the image of Cliff depending on a short thin piece of rope for survival,
"…I'm not gay!" Albel yelled
"Oh…so you're a lesbian?" Deathblade asked
"NO! I don't care what people have seen I'm not a homosexual in anyway!"
"Sure…" Deathblade sounded sarcastic, "And lastly, Nel, What enchantments would you like on your brand new pair of daggers?"
"…hm…" Nel sounded thoughtful
"O.o, you're giving her new weapons! As if the ones she's already got aren't dangerous," Albel said sarcastically
"Yeah Skirt-boy wonder I'm giving her new weapons," Deathblade turned attention back to Nel who was still deep in thought
"How about blades that can send beams of lightning out of them?" she finally answered
"NO!" Albel looked scared
"Great, I'll send them to you when they're ready," and the phone disconnected
"Oh no…" Albel said weakly
"Heh…this'll be fun…" Nel grinned evilly, and then resumed her post on the radio, "lil creator you're on the air!"
'Hi ya! Albel if you saw a comet, what wish would you make?" she asked
"That's easy, to get off this show before Nel kills me," he replied
"Thanks a lot," Nel muttered
"And, Nel, if you're father started trying to find you a suitor…"
"Her father is dead fool," Albel interrupted
"Duh…this is hypothetical!" lil creator responded
"Just get on with the question, it sounds interesting," Nel broke them up,
"Anyway and you happened to let Clair read your diary,"
"It's a journal actually, Albel has a diary,"
"I WANT IT BACK!"
"Whatever! And then Clair made him read your journal, and he picks Albel would you marry him or kill your father?" she finally finished the question
"Is it for the duty of her country?" Albel mocked her
"Shut it Nox," Nel seemed to be thinking the question over
"Well?" lil seemed to be prompting her
"I suppose being married to Albel wouldn't be so bad,"
"Yes?"
"But then again I don't like being told what to do…"
"Yeah?"
"So I guess that I would marry him,"
"WHAT!" Albel sounded shocked
"Hey it does say that I like you in my journal…so it wouldn't be so bad," Nel said logically
"HA! Nel's got a crush!" giggling the caller hung up
"…" Albel looked pale, the phone rang again
"Last caller! Mr. F you're on the air!
"Yeah, Nel I was wondering what gives you the right to hang people over moats?"
"Oh crap…" Nel murmured
"Hey is this Cliff?" Albel asked
"Duh…Mr. F? As in Fittr? Ring a bell?" The voice sounded angry…and wet…
"Nel you are so busted!" Albel started laughing
"Oh god…" Nel ran out of the studio. Suddenly Cliff barged in, a piece of seaweed dangling from his head and a look of fury on his face,
"Where is she?" He glared at Albel
"Oh…uh you just missed her…"
"Then I'll vent my anger out on you!" Cliff started drawing his fist back for a right hook
"Hey Cliff I think I see her out that window!" Albel pointed wildly to save his own life
"Where?" Suddenly Cliff was hurled out the window by a mysterious force. Standing at the door was Nel
"Jeez…took you long enough" Albel muttered
"Yeah well I had to come up with a plan!" Nel answered
"AHHH!" Cliff hit the ground with a thud
"You ok Cliff?"
"Who's Cliff?" came the dazed reply of someone with amnesia
"Perfect," Nel grinned
(A/N: I love Evil Nel! So yeah keep sending questions and I'll get back to them ASAP…HYPER! –Bob: she just jumped into an ice cold lake in 20 temperature zone...- and I'd do it again too! MUWHAHAH!)