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NOTE: This is told from Appa's point of view. He and Momo are having a nice talk about humans.

Humans.

They are such silly little things. Oh sorry, friend. I did not mean to insult you. Yes I know lemurs are small but extremely smart. Yes, I'm sorry. But what can I say? I'm a ten ton flying bison. A lot of things are small next to me.

As I was saying. Humans can be so…naïve and confusing. We spend every waking moment with these groups of people, and I still cannot understand them. Sometimes, I wish I could scream at them. But then again, they would not understand our tongue.

Take those two for example. See them? Yelling at each other for no reason. I can do nothing but watch them as they fight for the simplest of things. The girl with the water, and the boy with the fire. Ah yes. Katara and Zuko. They must be two of the most stubborn humans I have ever seen.

What's that Momo? Well YES of course I know they like each other. It's obvious. Even that blind girl knows it. It's very sad but amusing. It seems those two don't even know their feelings. But I know. And you do as well, friend.

Oh did you see that? Yes, what very obvious humans. If they were smart, you would think they would have mating seasons. It would make everything extremely better and easier for those males. They are just incredibly…how should I describe them...

Stupid.

That's fair enough don't you think, Momo? I've been studying them a lot lately, and it seems they have a bad sense of timing. Like the one time that firebender walked in on the waterbending bathing. Yes, you should have been there. I'm still surprised he isn't limping from the way she beat him up. Or the way he yells such foolish things at her. I am not totally fluent in their language, but I'm pretty sure his words weren't nice.

But lately, they seem to be noticing their feelings. Finally. They wake me up from my slumber every other night. They seem to be sneaking off places, doing spirits knows what. And you and I only see them, after everyone leaves. And it just the two of them, they actually start listening to their hearts. Too bad I can't just squash them together. But that would be extremely rude of a bison of my status. Well, the only bison of any status left in the entire world. Oh shut your mouth, Momo. I am the Avatar's bison. That makes me something. No, I am not being mean. I am older than you so that DOES make me in charge. Now can you stop changing the subject?
Hm. Interesting. The boy seems to be giving her something. Isn't that something she wears around her neck at all costs? Yes, indeed it is. Momo stop staring, it is impolite. Especially since their doing that disgusting habit of theirs right now. Maybe you're right. Maybe we should give them their privacy. They are starting to get…rough. That is one mystery to me that I will always ponder, Momo.

Why in the world do humans smash their mouths together?

a/n

Hahahaha. That was fun to write. I made Appa so cool.

Smashing their mouths together. xD K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

It's not the best of my chapters, but I'm seriously running out of ideas. It's all schools fault. D: Gosh. I AM going to upload something good, or I'll kill my computer. (No! I'm sorry computer, I didn't mean it. Don't die on me..;-;)

Not my best piece of work, but ah well. Atleast I managed to upload something. Next one will be short maybe. Or sad. I'm thinking of doing one to match my chap of "Gold" but instead, "Blue" :O

Review with requests! Or ideas. That's good too.

-karen