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Another challenge from TimeStream. Wow, challenges are hard!
Here was her challenge;

Start with "Step three: slide on, press firmly..."

End with "I bet you anything Toph is listening."

And have it relate to Cream pie.

Haha. Took me like 24 hours to come up with something to go with the first line AND have it relate to cream pie. Here you go TimeStream, I tried my hardest. Dx
Please review! And remember, I am still taking challenges.
-karen

"Step three: slide on, press firmly..."

Zuko gave a grunt, but it was slowly followed by a soft moan.

"Are you sure your doing it right?"

He asked quietly, shutting his eyes. The firebender's tense body finally gave in and relaxed, letting the waterbender do her work. He never asked her to do this, but she did it with pleasure and no questions. And you never say no to her anyway, she's got a glare that can kill. Besides, he was enjoying this.

"It's an old family secret! Of course I know how."

"Then why are you saying the steps out loud?"

Silence was his answer as she paused her work. Katara removed her hands and scratched her chin. Blinking her blue eyes she saw Zuko narrow his eyes at her.

"Katara, do you have any idea what your doing?"

Stammering her words she spit them out, "Yes! What do you take me for? An idiot? I've seen this done before many times, I've just never...actually...done it."

"That's a relief..." His voice dripped with sarcasm as he gave a small grunt when Katara purposely hurt him by pressing to hard.

"Shut up and eat your cream pie."

She shoved the rest of the cake into his mouth, where he nearly gagged on the surprise. It seemed to shut him for a while and Katara smiled with victory, licking the extra cream on her finger tips. Zuko opened his mouth to say something but Katara quickly interrupted him.

"Don't you dare complain about my cooking. If you do, I'll stop what I'm doing and I swear I'll never do it again, not even if you beg for my mercy. Plus, I'll hurt you."

The idea of her stopping her work was like the end of the world to him, so he decided to just shut his mouth and close his eyes. Her hands felt like soft waves, knowing just the right places to hit. He drifted away to dream land, sighing happily.

Katara moved down, biting her lip as she concentrated on her work. Zuko gave a silent moan, his eyes fluttering to the top of his head. The waterbender smiled, pleased that she was doing it right. Before Zuko could think what he was about to say he said to her,

"Whatever your doing, it feels really good..."

"Thanks..."

Zuko decided that the word she was doing deserved a compliment, but once again his mind began to speak before even processing a single syllable.

"You have...nice...hands?"

A blush appeared on both of their cheeks and the speed of their hearts raced.

Katara who had been sitting on Zuko's shirtless back, rubbing homemade cream from plants and mushrooms on the nasty rash on his back, paused after she slapped some more of the goo on his skin. Somehow earlier that day he fell in a bush of wierd flowers or something. So now with a giant pink rash on his back, he was letting Katara rub some more wierd plants on his back. Katara had said that it was better to do this than healing, so he wouldn't get sick with fevers and become delusional in the future. (And after experiencing Sokka delusional twice, she never wanted to experience it again.) He felt that maybe what he had said was, well, stupid. But quickly he found out that wasn't the reason why she had stopped her massage. It was because of a horrible, terrifying noise that would haunt their dreams forever.

The sound of maniacal laughter quickly followed by snickers and giggles of doom.

"I bet you anything Toph is listening."