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And again, ANOTHER CHALLENGE. This one from, Artemis-Delilah-Avari.
Okay. This one will be...INSANE. DO YOU HEAR ME, INSANE!

She didn't ask for the "first line, last line" thing. All the bold lines are what she asked for. She asked for a total of, 9 lines. And I have to used them all. Beware nearly everyone is OC and totally...insane. Just remember, I was probably on something while I wrote this. XD
Oh and I didn't used them in the order that you listed them, I hope that is okay.

Warning: Extreme OC and craziness that might burn your eyes.

Review...if you dare. xD
-karen

"What in Spirit's name are you doing with that hogmonkey?!?"

Katara nearly screamed, stopping dead in her tracks. Was that...that...Zuko!?

The waterbender dropped the laundry she was doing, her mouth gaping at the scene.

All she could see was Aang, Toph, and Sokka trying to cover up something. And a poor hogmonkey was dragging himself away and for some strange reason he had fruit smashed all over his face.

"Toph, um, that's not where that normally goes."

Aang whispered loudly at Toph, who was stomped her foot and yelled back at him. "I don't care, Twinkle toes!" The Avatar elbowed everyone, pointing in Katara's direction. Sokka threw his arms in the air yelling,

"I don't care! I'm high on tea!"

"No your not. Liar."

"Shut up Toph. If I'm high on tea, Katara won't blame this situation on me."

"But Sokka! This IS your fault!"

"Aang...shut your air hole. I don't want to be reminded."

Katara interrupted their conversation running toward the arguing group. Placing her hands on Sokka's and Aang's shoulders she shoved them out of the way before they could say anything. And a horrible sight was laid before her very eyes.

Zuko.

He was sitting on the ground with his mouth hanging open and a glazed look on his eyes. And a horrible grin that scared the living day lights out of him. And the sock that had been shoved into his mouth by Toph had been spit out and Zuko was singing something about flowers.
"Happy happy, joy joy!" He was saying to himself in an incredibly high voice.

"Oh. My. Spirits. What...happened..." Katara turned slowly toward them, her left eye twitching. Toph and Aang shoved Sokka forward, leaving him to deal with his angry sister.

"Okay Katara...my lovely and dear sister...the best waterbender in the whole world...you know how much I love you right? Cause your so smart and wonder-"

"Get to the point before I freeze you to that tree."

"Yes my dear sister! The point...yeah...about the point. You know how Iroh left for the day to go to the Pai Sho contest? Yeah, Zuko wanted some tea and I searched through Iroh's stuff and found this 'special' tea and decided to let Zuko try it...thought it would be funny...but then we saw the side effects."

From behind them Zuko started to yell, "Oh my god! The air's on fire! Quick, save the air!"

Sokka rolled his eyes, walking forward. "Where in Spirit's name is my machete?!?" Because he really wanted to knock that firebender out. He was getting on his last nerves.

Aang looked up pointing at the river, "Didn't he throw that in the river when he started dancing and he thought the grass was trying to eat him?" Sokka smacked his forehead, groaning. "Of course...how could I forget...Toph was the one who had to start making stupid comments that made him hyper..."

Toph stomped her foot yelled and the earth under her started to crack, and Sokka flinched back in fear.

"Well, if YOU hadn't gotten him drunk, this NEVER would have happened!"

Katara heard Toph's words and jerked her head at Sokka. "This is your fault!? Your the one who made him drink this!?" The waterbender screamed at her brother, "You better fix this right now!"

Sokka scoffed folding his arms. "I already tried! Besides I doubt anything can be fixed at this very moment. If it does, then I'm his brother-in-law." The last part was dripping with extreme sarcasm, as he rolled his eyes. But beside Katara stood Zuko, with the biggest smile on his face.

"Your my brother-in-law?" He asked with a cheery voice, but Sokka only raised an eyebrow.

"Uh..n-"

"THEN THAT MEANS YOUR MY WIFE!" Zuko turned to Katara, wrapping his arms the scared waterbender. With Zuko's strong arms around her in a bear hug, she gasped and screamed out, "FIX IT, SOKKA! FIX THIS NOW!"

Aang rushed over to help Katara from being crushed but Zuko quickly shot a blast a fire and pointed his finger at him. With a low voice he said to the Avatar,

"Don't touch my wife."

Katara shoved Zuko to the ground and screamed again at her brother,

"That's it, all of Iroh's 'special' tea is going in the river!"

Aang was hiding behind Toph not knowing who to be more scared of. Katara or delusional Zuko? Toph chuckled under her breath and whispered to Aang something about how Sugar Queen was probably enjoying the idea of being married to Zuko.

On the ground Zuko had grabbed Katara's hand and began to nuzzle his cheek against her dark soft hand.

"Your pweety...and nice...hands..." He giggled as if he was a school boy in love.

Sokka smacked himself in the forehead muttering about how he REALLY wanted his machete right now.

The angry waterbender blinked staring at the group, and was on the verge to explode.

If they had been someone watching, they would have seen a bald boy cowering behind a blind girl, a boy in blue cursing every single spirit known to man (excluding the Moon), and a scarred boy rubbing his cheek to the hand of a girl in blue.

To anyone normal it would be very scary.

To Katara, all she saw was a very dead brother.

"This all your fault Sokka."

I told you it was insane.
Remember all the bold lines were the quotes I was told to use for the challenge.
Review!
-karen (again)