A.N.- So… like, my one reviewer said he/she would be checking everyday for updates… Sorry that I disappointed once again. Also, I think I'm gonna stop numbering these drabbles, as most of the ones I had planned out I don't really feel like doing. Lastly, a friend's characters will be making an appearance in this drabble… but not their debut…

A.D.I.D.A.S.

Shedding the last of her clothing, Hokuto crouched and licked her lips in anticipation. She had been eyeing the yellowtail in this stream for a while and was determined to fish one out today. But before she could dive in, a voice stopped her.

"Hokuto."

She nearly started, then smirked as she turned around to the familiar voice. "Caught me at a good time, eh? Shino, you naughty thi- guh!"

The waterfall-nin's face began to heat up as she took in the leaf-nin's dripping wet form. Her eyes were level with his broad, bare chest, and she watched as beads of water trailed slowly down every slight dip and curve of his abs, around his bellybutton, to descend beyond the towel that hung dangerously low on lean hips she just wanted to CHOMP on…

"Hokuto."

Hearing hear name again, the flustered kunoichi looked up into Shino's eyes – wait, his eyes? – as he approached, while she was frozen in place. "Your advances on Hinata are becoming bothersome," Shino continued. He grabbed one of her wrists; his towel fell; his other hand grabbed her waist and pulled her nude form against his.

"It's become apparent that you need to be taught how to feel like a woman again…"

Hokuto's eyes grew impossibly big for her face. Then Shino moved in a certain way.

"Ara!" The girl thought her eyes crossed, and was suddenly aware of the blood beginning to trickle out of her nose….

"… -chan going to be alri…"

"Hm, wonder what…. –ming about…"

"Don't wanna… iggin' know… Oi! Monkey!"

The toe of a boot nudged her sharply in the side, and Hokuto opened her eyes with a loud snort.

Wh… what th' 'ell…?

Four blobs stood above her sprawled out form (which had abruptly stopped twitching and drooling), and after a few moments they distinguished themselves. Long silver hair with a pretty but grouchy looking face…. Red hair, an eye patch, and a grin… long dark hair and worried ivory eyes… and a blob with sunglasses…

"Owa!" At her outburst, she jumped up and pointed her finger at a certain Aburame, who just looked at her calmly. "What the HELL are ya doin' dressed?"

Shino raised an eyebrow.

"If ya did that more often, I wouldn't have to mess with Hinata!"

Both of Shino's brows rose.

"Hell, I thought you would enjoy getting' her in on it!"

Hinata began to look faint.

"… Crap, it was just a dream, wasn't it?"

"H-Hoku-chan… Wha… why were you…?" The poor Hyuuga couldn't take it anymore and somewhat gracefully fainted, though Shino caught her.

"Dammit, Shino, see what ya do ta me?" Hokuto began to fuss at him while she fussed over Hinata, though the boy had no idea what he had done to get the green-haired ninja so worked up.

Iga, who had his arms crossed, held his chin thoughtfully, closing his visible eye as his grin growing wider. "Ah, to be young and full of budding hormones…"

Muramasa was about to say, "If yer done makin' incoherent noises, can we go now?" but at Hokuto's outburst he just sighed and began to walk away. "No wonder she was smiling like a goof." He ran a hand through his long platinum hair, eyes closed and a brow beginning to twitch as he listened to the comments made. "Damn weirdoes…"