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The following is a fun offshoot of my current fic "Ronin" with some references being made to my first TF fic, "The Departed".

If you're confused about certain elements within this one, you might want to skim/read through them to get the full backstory.

JessyJazz – This is for you!!! Something sound familiar? LOL

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It jus' don't get any better than this! The silver Autobot thought to himself as he moved his body to the beat of the groovin' tune he had playing on his laptop in his quarters.

Man, those humans sure know what's up! Makin' Napster and Lymewire! It's like they did it jus' for me! Gotta luv em'…

He had never been a shy type of Bot. Far, far from it. And from being on earth before, the second in command had been sure he had found the ultimate sidekick in bringing his outgoing personality out even more.

With the huge variety of sounds the humans strung together to form melodious tunes that his auditory circuits never got tired of hearing, the silver Autobot had thought he had died and gone to the matrix. While Cybertron had always been no stranger to various forms of art to compensate every mech's different tastes, singing and dancing weren't one of them.

Standing in front of his laptop, getting ready to turn the already blaring volume up on the speakers sitting on the side, the Autobot stopped as he saw the little envelope icon toward the right bottom of his screen, indicating he had an email in his "In Box".

Sitting down at his desk, turning the music down somewhat, he read through the email, chuckling a huge laugh as he did.

Leave it to Bee to do somethin' like this! That kid cracks the fark up out of me! Lemme shoot off a few words here...gotta have some humor round' this place sometime!

Does your name hold any significance in it's meaning?

Yep, sure does…means 'style', hip, kewl…not to be soundin' all about myself, but hey, I'm down with all that!

Three words that best describes your self?

Easy going, sociable, calm (unless you really push me, then I'll get up all in your faceplate, ain't that right TC?)

If you were another mech would you be friends with you?

Aw hell ya!

shakes hands with self

How ya doin'?

When was the last time your optics flooded?

I'll admit…it's been awhile…gotta think bout' that one…lemme get back to ya

Blowing things up or creating things to blow something up?

Creating…fo' sure! It's always kewl to be able to test out your new creations on some unsuspectin' Cons (not you, TC)…to make sure it works right…I mean, we can't be testin' it out on ourselves, right?

;-)

Which Decepticon do you hate more? Starscream or Blackout?

Screamer all the way!!! Man, if I had to deal with that crazy, screechy son of a farked up femme bot, I would've cut his fluid intake hose a long time ago during his recharge cycle and then we wouldn't be answerin' this question! (TC, how'd you put up with that slag?)

Favorite earth color?

Ya gonna make me choose? Alright…royal blue, magenta, lime green (I like variety), black (hey, it's simple!), silver (of course!), and last but not least, the color we all wear, RED!

If you had a choice for another earth alt mode what would it be?

Primus! Another alt mode, huh? Does being human for a day count? (Hey Ratchet, what cha' think bout' that one, bro?)

Earth or Cybertron?

Bee you tryin' to fry my logic circuits by asking all these in depth questions? All this deep thinkin' this late ain't good!

Earth or Cybertron? That's like askin' who's better, B.B. King or Aretha? Bruce or Jet? Ripping one wing off Screamer or both? There's no comparison!

What are you reading right now?

I don't read too much…it's kewl and all, but it just ain't for me…I was listenin' to T-Pain's "Bartender" though not too long ago. Hey, who cares where the mental stimulation comes from, right? It's all good!

Drinking energon until your optics are seeing shooting stars or 'connecting' until your optics stay rolled to the back of your head?

Now you've done did it! Ain't nuthin' better than connectin' with a femme who's diggin' on you like you're all that and a barrel of new hydraulic fluid! Damn those were the days!!!

Makes me think of what I said to one of em' one time…

"Oooh girlie I've gotta slick aft alt mode that'll bring a smile,

and a dope bumpin' way if ya wanna stay for awhile,

So come over here and lemme do ya right,

Cuz this thing I've got could take all night!"

I think her name started with a 'J'. I do remember what she looked like…cute lil' thang…I think I had a permanent smile on me that night!

So to put it simply, connectin' by far!!!!

Do you like the mech who sent this to you?

Sure do! He's the kewlest yellow scout to have ever come online…fearless, always with a good head on him…just a neat Bot all the way around!

Favorite personal saying/quote?

Oh holy Primus! I know we don't have all solar cycle, so lemme just list a few:

"Do it with style or don't do it at all!"

"Boogie."

"Yes, it's true…Starscream has been slagged to pieces all over the galaxy and we are forever ridden of that sorry scrap heap! Let's party on down with our bad selves!" (One can hope right?)

"Stay strong and live well…for tomorrow could be your last."

"It's what I do darlin'…it's what I do." (from a human t.v. show called 'Firefly', found it by accident one day)

"Baby take a ride in my coupe…ya make me wanna shoop." (Hey, ya never know! There might be one or two femmes left back on Cybertron I can say that too!)

"Peace out."

Mech least likely to respond?

:TC…no doubt bout' that one!

Whom do you want to reply the most?

TC...but I know him…he won't…

Pressing the "Send" button, the silver Autobot gave off another amused laugh.

Wonder what everyone else is gonna say! He chuckled to himself silently.

Turning the music way back up, the second in command went back to his groovin'.