A/n: Hehehehe everyone was drunk, ah that was fun to write. Anyways this is a pretty long chapter and lots of girl power in it and YAY for the new plot :D
Please review it would make this one feel SOOO special!!!!
Sakura sat up and looked around to find herself in her room. "What happened last night?" she wondered holding her throbbing head. She tried to remember but all was just a big blur except for something about Gumdrops? Weird.
She looked down to see herself still in the kimono from the night before. Sakura looked beside her to see Gaara still asleep, something she had never ever seen. She smirked and leaned over him looking down at his peaceful face.
She got up quietly and hurried over to the bathroom and began rummaging through the things inside the cabinet. She pulled out and black marker and snickered evilly.
She walked back over and took the cap off looking down evilly at her husband. How could she resist the only opportunity in the known universe to prank Sabaku no Gaara. Even if she did love him, this was too good to pass up.
She kneeled down and began work on his face as lightly as she possibly could. Sitting up and looking down at her work and snapping the cap back on. Sakura stood and walked to the door and slide it open quietly and darted down the hall arriving at another door.
Sneaking in Sakura tip toed and placed the black marker on the side of Kankuro's head. Sakura rubbed her hands together evilly and snuck back out heading to her room.
Making it back she lay back down and turned to her side closing her eyes and waiting patiently as she knew her husband would soon awake. After patiently waiting for about 10 minutes she felt him sit up and tried to still look asleep.
Gaara looked around and held his head painfully, "Ugh my head," he said quietly. He saw Sakura still 'asleep' beside him and decided to let her sleep. Getting up he made his was to their large bathroom.
About to pull off his Captain's cloak and froze and stared in the mirror. His face covered with a design in black marker. Gaara's left eye twitched slightly and then Sakura heard, "KANKURO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The loud yell and rumble startled the brother in the other room awake and he looked around wondering what was going on. He looked down and saw the black marker. Kankuro picked it up and looked at it oddly, "I wonder what is this doing in here?" he asked himself.
Gaara slammed the door open making Kankuro jump in surprise. He looked at his furious brother's face and tried to hold in his laughter. He looked at the marker in his hand and then back at Gaara. He paled to a sickly white and trembled.
"Ok Gaara this sooo isn't what it looks like!" Kankuro yelled as Gaara pulled up his sleeve and ran in. Temari strolled by and went wide eyed seeing the horrible beating. She closed the doors and sweat dropped.
"Wow, I wonder what Kankuro did this time" she sighed and laughed a bit before continuing on her walk.
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Sakura sat beside Gaara with a wet towel in her hand wiping off one side of his face as he got the other side. Both in their fresh, new Captains clothes. Sakura had a devilish smirk on her face as she assisted him. "What are you smiling about?" he asked looking at her through the mirror.
"Oh nothing," she smiled and dried his now clean face. "See your perfect face is back, I told you it was nothing to worry about" Sakura sighed and tossed the towel in the sink before exiting the bathroom.
"Yeah, well Kankuro is an idiot you never know if he was stupid enough to use permanent marker that stuff stays on for a long time" he huffed and followed her.
Sakura took down her sword from its place on her dresser and tied it to her side. Gaara did the same and waited by the door as she looked at herself in the mirror. "Ugh you're married to a fat cow!" Sakura yelled glaring at herself in the mirror.
Gaara sighed and crossed his arms, "Sakura you're a stick there is no way your fat or a cow and your gorgeous so stop being a woman about it and come on," he said his temper growing very thin.
Sakura frowned still looking at herself before turning to him and going through the door that was held open for her. Sakura felt the red orbs pulse against her chest and held it from under her clothes. She stared at the ground and thought. "Gaara, I want to tell you something," Sakura said stopping.
He stopped beside her and looked at her hand clutching something under her clothes. "What is it?" he asked.
Sakura looked to the side and let out a sigh, "Jiraiya-sama told me not to tell you but ever since I've gotten it I have been having horrible dreams," she said painfully.
"Me and three others were given the four parts of the Isei stone and-"
"I know" he interrupted her.
Sakura blinked very confused by his word and silently asked him to go on. Gaara looked around and grabbed her arm leading her away, "Not here," he said heading up the stairs that went up to the top floor.
They came up to a small room in the tower of the house and Gaara shut the door behind them. "Sakura the only reason you and I are married is so that I could protect you. Jiraiya-sama informed me of this when he summoned Sasori, Neji, Itachi, and I. Being his most trusted male Captain he let me choose out of the four which was to be the one I protected."
"So I choose you because well, knew you the best and I . . ." he stopped and looked a little off to the side. Sakura raised an eyebrow and waited for him to continue. "I thought you were pretty" he finished refusing to look her in the eyes now.
Sakura smiled and then thought about what he had told her, "Wait so if what your saying is true then Sasori only married Deidara because he had too?" she asked.
Gaara nodded, "I pretty sure he doesn't even like her, he just didn't want Tsunade because she's insane, plus Neji said he would protect Hinata seeing as they are cousins. But you four aren't suppose to know we know so don't say anything," he looked down at her warningly.
"That's so mean! He doesn't even like her!?" Sakura huffed and crossed her arms. "What a jerk I mean I knew he found her oddly annoying but she is so freaking beautiful! How can you not want to marry someone because they're gorgeous! I mean she's prettier then me! I mean blonde hair and blue eyes how is that NOT the luckiest person on the planet?!" she asked his shaking him.
"I wouldn't know," he said grabbing her wrists to stop her from her shaking of him. "I'm not him, but I know he's worse then me when it comes to stuff like this." Gaara sighed and released her to let her pout.
"But if Itachi was the one to protect Tsunade why aren't they getting married?" she wondered aloud.
"Under a special request Itachi asked if he could stay separate from her although he does spend time with her, apparently he has some feelings for another girl. But Naruto will be getting Neji's job as soon as he marries Hinata" he told her.
"At least they're getting married because of love" Sakura smiled and look at him. "Although now I feel kinda bad to find out that that retard Sasori got to marry Deidara, I mean sure she was like in love with him but she had four marriage proposals before Sasori's came" Sakura huffed.
"Four?" Gaara asked quite surprised so many people wished for her companionship.
"Yeah, she's my best friend she kept them all a secret so that no one would pressure her into accepting any, it was Tobi, her lieutenant, Shino, Kisame, and some other guy from her squad. Of course the last one was out of the question but the other three were considerable." She nodded at her own statement.
"Wow, who knew the female Captain's were so desirable" he laughed and rested his hand on the hilt of his sword.
"Well I don't know but I had a proposal before you, you know" she smirked.
Gaara twitched and leaned closer to her, "And it was?" he asked very curious to find out about this soon to be dead man.
"It was Sasuke, he asked me because we were really good friends. And Neji too, although Neji's was after our marriage because he doesn't like you" she smiled up at him. "He wanted me away from you because he thinks you're inconsiderate and irresponsible" she laughed a bit.
Gaara growled. "Well I hate him too. And that stupid Uchiha, he should just shrivel up and die. I don't like him being around you and I can't help but feel he is up to something"
"He does seem to be acting a bit strange, but I am sure he's just mad he got emoted back down." Sakura shrugged and looked out the window of the small room they were in.
"We should probably go, we don't want to be late" she told him. They stood there for a moment looking at each other and Sakura smiled and wrapped her arms around his waist hugging him. Gaara looked down the top of her pink head and rested one hand on it and the other around her small body.
"Gaara even though we didn't get married because we loved each other, I have grown to love you" she said into his chest.
He moved his hand down and cupped her cheeks causing her too look up at him only to be met with his lips.
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"HEY! Sasori-danna!!" Deidara yelled placing her hands on her hips and looking around the enormous house. "Where is he we are going to be late to the meeting if I don't find him soon" he tapped her foot impatiently on the hard wood thinking of all the places he could be.
A servant came walking down on of the hallways and saw her in her thinking state, "Deidara-sama can I assist you with something?" he asked.
Deidara looked at him and nodded, "You can tell me where me idiot husband is" she smiled laughing a bit.
"Oh, he is in the sitting room having his morning tea waiting for you" he said as if he had forgotten to tell her.
Deidara groaned and slugged down the hallway towards the said room. "If he's been waiting for me this isn't going to be pretty" she sighed and opened the doors seeing Sasori in fact sitting there drinking from a cup.
"Your late," were the first words to leave his lips.
Deidara sweat dropped and closed the doors behind her. "I know I'm really sorry, I was looking for you" she said poking her fingers together.
Sasori set down his cup and looked up at her, "Let's just go" he said apparently aggravated. Sasori got up picking his sword that was beside him up as well. He walked past her and opened the door and headed out. Deidara sighed and followed him.
"You know I don't like waiting Deidara," Sasori said to where she could hear him from behind. Deidara blinked and nodded,
"I know. I know but I really was looking for you, you know. I mean you weren't waiting that long were you Sasori-danna?" she asked.
Sasori sighed, "I suppose I wasn't just remember I am always in the front room getting my tea, so you don't have to look for me alright" he told her looking back slightly to see her smiling face.
She hurried and attached to his arm, "Aw Sasori-danna you're getting nicer!!" Deidara laughed and leaned her head on his shoulder.
"I don't think so," he said having a slightly annoyed face. He looked down at the top of her head and his face softened a bit. A teeny tiny, itty bitty smile was on his face as they continued on to the Captains meeting.
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"Well, last night was pretty interesting" Jiraiya sighed looking at all his captains and lieutenants. "In fact Kakashi here has retrieved our security tape of last night for us," he laughed and walked to a fairly large television and put the tape in the VCR.
He looked at all the unmoving Captains and coughed, "Yes I know you all hate each other so much but you can bear to be next to each other for a little while.
All of the came up and looked at the screen and Jiraiya pressed play. They all stared at the screen all wide eyed as they saw themselves completely drunk.
"So THAT'S why I could only remember something about a Chocolate Mountain!" Deidara said in amazement.
"I could only remember gumdrops!" Sakura said laughing with her blonde friend.
Kiba sunk down a bit trying to hide himself as Jiraiya switched off the system. "This was actually quite amusing, although I can assure you I will never give you all that much sake ever again" he laughed.
"Ha ha! Kiba you were about to get it on with my lieutenant! You were thinking of Bow chika wow wow" Sakura snickered elbowing Kiba on the side.
"Eeeeeeh shut up!" he said a slight blush brushing across his cheeks. "I thought no such thing I was completely drunk. I had no idea what I was doing" he said still wishing he could disappear.
"Knowing some of you are not feeling well, I have decided to let you all have a day off" Jiraiya smiled seeing all the shocked faces. "Now as much as you want you free time I want time from you, so get out!" he laughed as they all mad their way to the door.
"Dei! We should totally go to our old training grounds and have a picnic away from all our responsibilities!" Sakura cheered grabbed her friends arm.
"That sounds awesome! And we can invite Hinata!" she smiled back. They both nodded and turned to Hinata who laughed lightly.
"Sorry girls, Naruto asked me if we could go on a picnic" she blushed poking her fingers together in her usual manor. Sakura and Deidara giggled and pointed behind Hinata.
"Hey Hinata you ready?" Naruto said from behind her.
"Ooooh Uzumaki-teichou and Hinata-teichou" Deidara said acting all faint. "How romantic" she snickered making Hinata and Naruto go red.
Gaara and Sasori came up beside Naruto and looked at the two giggling women. "Come Deidara," Sasori said in his normal uncaring voice.
Deidara shook her head and placed her hands on her hips, "I'm not going to go home where all were going to do is sit in silence and drink tea. That may work for you danna but I'm going to hang with Sakura, ok? I'll be home later" she told him.
"Whatever," he shrugged and turned to leave.
"Alright then Sakura I'll see you later, Kiba and I are going to train anyway. If you get home before me be sure to make sure Kankuro isn't dead" he said before leaving with Sasori.
Sakura snickered evilly and the three looked at her, "What are you laughing at Sakura? And what's this about Kankuro being dead?" Deidara asked looking at her friend.
"Well," she smirked. "This morning for the first time in my life I woke up before Gaara and sure I love him but who could resist the ONE opportunity to prank Sabaku no Gaara, so I got a marker and wrote all over his face and then framed Kankuro" Sakura smiled triumphantly. Hinata blinked and then Naruto and Deidara broke out laughing.
"IT MUST HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS!" Naruto held his sides from laughing too hard. "Oh god to see him mad" he rubbed his eyes from so much laughing.
"I know, I know!" Sakura laughed as well.
"Wow Sakura you are so lucky you weren't caught" Naruto smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "If I ever tried that I would so be dead" Naruto sighed and shook his head at the mischievous Captain.
"Well Hinata lets leave these two to there evil deeds" Naruto said placing his arms around her shoulders making her blush. Naruto waved to them as he led Hinata off and they disappeared.
"They are so cute" Deidara smiled and looked at her pink haired friend.
"They are" she smiled and then stretched, "Well let's get food and then head out!" Sakura cheered and both disappeared.
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"It's about time you all got here" s shadowed figure said to the five people in front of him. "The two that need to be taken care of first are the two strongest female Captains. These are the two either of which could take Tsunade's place"
"I would prefer her to become a part of use, she was stolen from me and I want her back" he said evilly and held out a picture for the three of them to see.
"We will do as you command. We will not fail" one with white hair said while standing with the others.
"Good now go!" he ordered and the five disappeared.
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"There are so many perks to being married to Sasori, so many people to do anything I want. Servants are a wonderful thing" Deidara laughed laying on her back and looking up at the blue sky.
"Well is he nice to you?" Sakura asked taking a bit out of an apple.
Deidara blinked and looked over to her and shook her head. "Of course not, although I can always tell when he's irritated because he always goes silent for about 10 to 20 seconds before he says something, but all I have to do is act all innocent and he's not mad anymore. He's actually a lot nicer then I thought he was going to be" she smiled and closed her eyes.
Sakura smiled too and then yawned. "It's nice having a day off" she said taking another bit out of the apple. Both Sakura and Deidara tensed and Deidara sat up quickly.
Sakura grabbed the sheath of her sword that sat beside her. Deidara held onto the hilt and looked around. She turned around pulling out her sword and met with a sword of a grey looking man. He looked like a rag doll that had been sewn up many times.
"Attacking a lady how ungentle men like" she smirked pushing him back and flipping back. Sakura looked around her sword ready.
"Dei there are four others" she said making the blonde sigh.
The other four jumped out surrounding the two. Sakura blinked and looked closer at one that looked like it was a plant. "Are you . . . are those growing out of you?" she asked the half black and half white man.
"Yes, if you must know" he said getting an odd look from Sakura. There was a woman with blue hair that was tied up in a bun and another man with piercings all over his face. There was another man with white hair and had his shirt open with a silver necklace clearly visible.
"It's them, remember it doesn't matter which one we get." The rag doll looking one said.
"But remember which one he prefers" the woman said looking at the others.
"Good thing both of our released swords can do multiple damage" Sakura said to Deidara.
"I know what luck we have" Deidara smirked and held her sword close to her. "Soar, Nendokinchou" the sword flew apart into small birds that stayed beside her.
"Scatter, Senbonzakura" Sakura said and hers dissolved into cherry blossom petals that disappeared.
Deidara made her hand move forward and the birds shot out towards the three in her vision. Sakura's cherry blossoms surrounded the other two. Explosions went off as they got close to their prey and smoke surrounded them all as the cherry blossoms shredded the other two to bits.
Sakura relaxed a bit until she saw a shadow run up in front of her. A sword came from the right side and Sakura dodged just getting a scrape across her cheek.
She jumped back and placed her hand on her cheek and looked at her hand seeing blood. "Dei this isn't good, they're not like the others" Sakura said looking around for her friend.
"Dei?" Sakura called out trying to see through the smoke.
"BANKAI!" she heard her voice and suddenly the smoke was blown away. Sakura looked around and saw all five of the enemies around her. Deidara sat on a giant bird above the ground.
She looked down and glared at the five and jumped to the side of the bird holding on tightly as it soared down. Deidara stretched her hand out and Sakura grabbed it as she flew by. Deidara threw Sakura up on the bird and she jumped up and stood on its back.
"Alright Dei I'll handle this, no matter what they did to evade it last time they can't escape my Bankai" Sakura said holding her sword down "Bankai" she said and released it and it merged with the bird.
Bursts of millions of cherry blossom petals appeared and some flew to Sakura hands to make two swords. The rest of the petals swarmed around her. The bird swooped down and Sakura jumped down swinging at the rag doll man. The others attacked her from behind but the cherry blossoms swarmed and blocked the swords.
Deidara pulled on the bird and there was a mound of clay in her hand and it molded into a sword. She jumped off and attacked some of the ones trying to get at Sakura.
The giant bird landed making the earth shake a bit. It snapped at some two of them while Sakura dealt with the rag doll. Deidara glared at the two that were facing her.
They ran at her and she stopped both of them with her sword. She slide it across they're swords and then jumped back and the small amount of clay on the two's sword exploded and sent the two flying back.
Sakura tried to keep her balance from the blast, the rag doll man fell forward and the two hit each other. Sakura went wide eyed as she felt something pierce through her. She looked down and saw a sword stuck in near her stomach.
She glared up at him and the free cherry blossoms flew past her and nails him against a near by tree beginning to tear him apart. Sakura grabbed the hilt of his sword and painfully pulled it out. Throwing the sword aside she ran up and stuck one of her swords straight through his heart. He fell motionless and Sakura fell onto one knee.
She placed her hand over the wound and winced from the tender touch. "Dammit what on earth do they want?" she asked herself standing up slowly and pulling out her sword. She turned around and was looking in a thick fog. "What the . . .?" she trailed off feeling quite sleepy.
Sakura fell to her knees and then onto the ground with her eyes closed. The man from behind her pulled himself together and cracked his neck as he looked down at Sakura. "Stupid wench you only killed me once, four more times to go" he smirked.
The man with the many piercing came from within the fog and looked down at Sakura. "One down," he said slashing an 'X' into Sakura's back.
Deidara looked around in the deep mist, "Sakura!" she called out. Felling herself become drowsy she brought her fingers to her lips and whistled loudly.
The bird soared over and Deidara grabbed onto its claw and it flew high into the air. She jumped onto its back and looked down at the covering mist. "SAKURA!" she yelled louder and tried to see anything through the think mist.
Deidara froze and turned around seeing the woman with blue hair. Deidara brought her sword up just in time to block the attack. "Your quite annoying, no wonder our master wants to get rid of you" she said looking down at the bird.
"Your release seems to be explosions, I wonder if your Bankai is the same?" she smirked and drove her sword into the bird and dragged it back making a huge gash. The bird lit up a bright yellow and the woman dissolved into paper.
In a huge explosion the whole ground shook and there was a huge smoke mushroom in the sky. Deidara fell from the sky and hit the ground hard already unconscious from the explosion. The five surrounded the two and looked down at them.
"Which one?" the plant man asked. The most normal of them all shrugged.
"Does it matter just pick one" he said crossing his arms.
"This one," the woman said pointing. They all nodded and placed something on the forehead of the chosen girl. It sunk in and disappeared from view. "This is the one he wanted anyway, now lets get out of here I know that explosion attracted some attention" she said and the five disappeared.