Presenting … Lucas Danes?
By GilmoreGirl1979 (the Reigning Quote Queen)

WINNER of the Gilmoregirl1979 EPPY WORTHY AWARD(it's my award I do with it what I will, and LUVZ TOLD ME TOO- insert pouty lip….)

Rating: haven't done this for a while... let's say PG-13 because we CAN CAN CAN! (yes, Moulin Rogue)

R/R: yes please I love reviews, I wanna marry them (as previously stated, I have strange passions.)

friendly disclaimer: Chapter 1 -
WARNING
: apparently reading this fic induces BARBIE SYNDROME! I quote the first VICTIM… bloodymary2 " I was grinning so hard my face was aching- GET WELL SOON!

Luvz:DETAILS DETAILS! LOL how long a boo gotta wait for a PRESENT? LOL, I tease make it perfect!

A/N: To one and ALL :I can't tell you how much it means to me that you all take the time to REVIEW and make me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy. You guys are a bunch of great witty supportive obsessed freaks,(and I gotta tell ya I love IT!)

Thank you one and all so very much loves I have for YE!
HUZZAH!

-Previously on gilmoregirls:

HOW COULD I FORGET… THE HORNY HARPY! I LOVE THAT NICKNAME! Very proud of it…

OTHER Shout outs

(OMG Do I Ever Shut up? Must I put my two cents with everything?… ummm yeah!):
Franala I keep wondering back in my head if Chris ever returns the phone calls- A wink and an EVIL SMILE HEHEEHEHE -I have a plan…
Kaila: wants the LL hookup:hint hint- HELLO, IT's me… ! have you read my other fics?
Llmeantb: "why why why now?"-actually this "why" bit my sis and I do when we can not comprehend something and we are frantic and ranting… we repeat… example: WHY WHY WHY WHY would you do that? WHY Sign CHRISTOPHER FOR 7 EPISODES! ARE YOU KIDDING! WHY WHY WHY Sign Melanie Griffin when GilmoreGirl1979 is an actress and could easily be a cousin to the GGs.(Curly haired brunette with a mach 5 tongue)
-our communication –"hey Henry how's your beard/ Well, it's our thing"
TO the it better Bes -you tell me, you tell me,it you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me, you tell me!
TO the updates- you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy, you're so bossy,

Scubaluver: Luke's dance story was sweet.- AAAWWW WHAT WAS yours! EMAIL ME! Explain Rory's reluctance.. again in email if you wish. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wanted to make sure this was PERFECT!

DeBrooklyn:How you doing? I'm a Brooklyn broad once removed. afore mentioned musical mother! (I know imagine the theme from Oklahoma with a Brooklyn accent…. Go ahead, … I'll wait! … Funny huh?)
Maddie: Thank you Girlie!
lindsey aka obsessedwGG:WAIT FOR IT!
Ruli: Emily is the devil as usual! Please insert my best Elvis impression circa 68 comeback special:
You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise
Oh yes you are

:How you doing? I'm a Brooklyn broad once removed. afore mentioned musical mother! (I know imagine the theme from Oklahoma with a Brooklyn accent…. Go ahead, … I'll wait! … Funny huh?)

I update as long as the the muse(and putter) cooperates and I love to give you, THE PEOPLE, what you want…
Kittycob: I love the Gush good for the skin and the EGO… I thank you and pray continue… lol… HOW DARE THEY DEPRIVE US OF OUR LL GOODNESS the BASTARDS! (in WB, the B is for BASTARDS, little known fact!)
Vasj: the Y'all has been fixed; DO Forgive; didn't mean to offend,
hatred of the bastard- I once day dreamed that Chris got abducted by aliens tortured and probed anally, then was abandoned on a planet made of JAM where he drowned in the GRAPEY GOODNESS! And of course do to the constraints of traveling through time and space, he was never heard from again-I don't like him either!
Laura: GREAT I'll tell my spoiler Pixie,(I don't have a wife, I am single but any Luke clones out there feel free to come on DOWN!) thank you for joining the fan club, we should have tee shirts made!

Mochachocoholik:is AW a word- more of a sound, maybe? I would like some L/L action next chap...-I aim to please!

Jeepgirl- Raven is such an awesome name, glad to help (and you know Raven is also a teen titan… again comic book girl, though I must admit I am a Starfire fan myself… she HAS SOME OF THE BEST LINES! Again with my quoting nature…she is such meaty material! And you know… she can FLY!
-Full CREDIT? COOL I'll buy a couch! (seriously I can't stop myself the quotes just come out then you all get the fun of "is it a GG quote? If so what eppy? If not, where did this brilliance come from?"… have fun… score big …dirty!)
-P.S. By having them leave early together while Rory stays out until midnight with Dean, you're setting the stage for a full-on seduction...I trust you won't disappoint! Can't wait to read it.- YOU KNOW ME WELL! in this chap, the odds are DEFINITELY in your favor! WINK and you may ask yourself, do you trust me…?
Hanselel: Extremely depressed I am.-I'm here to help (HUGS)
Natalia DeLuca she is just stupid for 3 years now-MY GOD you are Right… Jess and the Application anxiety must have sent her over the EDGE! But I still believe sleeping with mophead was her true down fall … I think some dumbass had the impression that GG wasn't sexy enough and maybe thought Rory was too Snow White (hey she hasn't been dressed by a bird since she was 2)! That is why we liked her damn it! You wanna sex up the show? Hello Luke and Lorelai is all you need! GO WITH THAT! MMS ALL THE WAY! GRRRRRR!
Oy-wITh-thE-POodLes-aLReDy-she loves the A/Ns: Jeep girl, get this one a Tee shirt! Lol, again LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!(please put the knife away I don't feel like reenacting psycho…) Though I will paraphrase High Anxiety (gotta love MEL)-"HERE's your chapter! here's your CHAPTER! here's your stinking chapter! are you happy now? happy you happy now? HAPPY?" i tease i luv ya

L/L r Lobsters
: Jeep girl nother tee shirt over here! LOL hmmm "married" couple ACTION (DIRTY ) and yes that can be arranged! (it is as God intended it!)
-I actually made two star wars refs in all tied up in knots… on that very subject! You liked knots right?
bloodymary2:Well apparently the BARBIE SYNDROME has been CURED! think your rants are rubbing off, is that a good thing-ABSOLUTELY! And If Emily is "misunderstood", it's cause she doesn't bother to take the time to understand Lorelai…. (believe me I think we understand her full meaning … she's a snob!)

A/N: gotta love my 2 cents!

To all who BITCHED AND MOANED (in loving ways of course) the carrot and stick are gone…. BRING ON THE MMS! HUZZAH!

A/N: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" , I'm sorry it took so long to update, but I had a little post 5-14 wallowing to get out of my system. I think WE ALL NEED THIS ONE! (I know Spuffy4ever2 does!)

Have I mentioned I'm sorry-good times good times ...

A/N: My fellow fan ficers, I call on YOU to show your support and our mutal belief in the LL releationship I suggest we wear PURPLE RIBBONS!

DOWN WITH TAYLOR DIVIDE AND CONQUER BASTARD MAN!

Enjoy, keep the LL faith!
here's my story i knew it was here someplace!

777777777777777777 there is no place like home …? 77777777777777777777
Chapter 5:
There's No Place Like Luke's Arms,
There's No Place Like Luke's Arms!

As soon as he got in the jeep, Luke undid the tie and opened a few of the shirt's top buttons to breath again. The ride back to Stars Hollow was fairly silent. Lorelai was very quiet, except for a few stray sniffles Luke picked up; He would sneak glances at her when he could. On the passengers side, her dress bundled and packed around her again, Lorelai was focused on the passing scenery outside her window. Her arms were crossed, clutching her shawl, a hand occasionally wiping a hidden tear away. Luke's heart ached that she was in any kind of pain.

When back in Stars Hollow, Lorelai let Luke in the house. He followed cautiously, with hand in one pocket, his "boots in a bag" in the other, and loose bow tie around his neck. He knew she was upset, and he figured her mother was the cause. She hates spending any extended period of time with her mother. Lorelai had promised to tell him what was wrong later. Well, now is later."Seriously Lorelai, how can a man get a word in edgewise?" As he dropped his boots by the door. No reaction to the ironic statement that was intended to lighten the mood. Despite a few minor bumps, and Emily's disapproval, Luke thought the evening went very well. Luke couldn't help but noticed how as the evening went on, Lorelai's tone toward him seemed to … softened. Especially during the dance, when I got to hold her.Stop it, focus on what's important right now!

He tried to break the silence again, some how get her to talk again, once she starts, she won't stop till it's all out of her system. He checked the expression on her face, it looked like her heart was so heavy. …Okay, starting slow, "Have I mentioned… you Look … beautiful." He stammered. Damn I'm no good at this. Finally alone with her and I sound like an idiot. and again I'm focusing on the wrong thing.

Lorelai was still distracted, didn't even really notice or properly appreciate the compliment. "Thank you …" She said distantly, removing her wrap, which Luke took it, to be helpful in anyway he could.

He folded the shawl and tossed it on the foyer table. "WOW, no vain witty comeback … Okay? I give, what happened…" the direct approach!

Lorelai forced a smile, as she turned to face him, … "Nothing."

He stepped toward her refusing to buy it, "Come on, tell me,… I know you, you are obviously upset …."

Yeah, you know me well.

"… and you are over do for a rant… those tiny little quips this evening aren't gonna do. I mean you just spent the evening with your mother and … "

He always knows, Happy that he cared so much, to actually want to her to talk about it,… to be there for me… like always. Lorelai was still shy about discussing a family thing, that was ancient history.

Okay we've only gotten one word so far … Luke encouraged her further, "… Come on pretend it's Friday, we are at the diner, and you've just come in after dinner with your folks, … come on vent!" It will do you good! He rubbed her bare arms lightly as if that would pull the words out of your mouth.

Lorelai smiled at his setting the scene for her. "My parents had a … thing.."

"A thing?" come on there is more…

"A yelling type thing, ... just before Rory was… presented.. "

"AHHHH" that's what Rory ran down for, … then I heard some of … the thing. "you okay from … the thing?" She seems really tired. She is never this … subdued. She must be really upset, or drunk. How many martinis did she have?

"I don't know… I'm all confused and … annoyed, from this entire night." Thinking if only her mother hadn't manipulated Rory, tonight wouldn't have happened. Then she considered, she would have never seen Luke in his tux, never danced with him. Okay, so maybe it wasn't all bad.

"You need some coffee," That always makes her happy, getting what she wants. Turning her to go into the kitchen.

"It's 10:30 at night, and Luke Danes is willingly giving me coffee."

"It wouldn't be a Lorelai rant without coffee. Don't get used to it. besides, you need to sober up a bit."

"I am not drunk." She was offended by the accusation.

"You knew the bartender by name." Escorting her into the kitchen with a hand on her back.

Playing along… "Ah yes how is Sam, … wait Sal, no Scott, that's it Scott…"

"It was Steve."

"Hey, you knew his name, and you were my little errand boy getting me all those martins so it's your fault if I am drunk. Maybe you are drunk, …"

"Lorelai, I only had club soda."

"…So you say! and you drove me home, what if you had killed me?" As she sat down at the kitchen table, relief that the banter could be such a comfort. Emily sure had away to kill her happy thoughts. I haven't thought about the dream or the almost kiss since we danced.. Wait when did Luke thoughts become happy thoughts?

Luke just shook his head and focused on making the coffee. Nope she's sober alright, She's talking at her usual Mach 5 speed.

There was a quiet pause which Lorelai took the opportunity to sigh and state the obvious. "Chris was supposed to be here,…" He was supposed to do a lot of things. AS Emily won't let us ever forget, Thank you mom for pointing that out, … AGAIN!

Oh, him again. Well I wanted her to talk about it, lucky me. I've never met the man, and yet I'm always pissed at him. Who wouldn't be pissed at the dead beat for hurting these two amazing women all the time. Well, everyone but the amazing women themselves, it seems.

Lorelai continued, "… he bailed, … again, didn't call, didn't write, not even bailed. … he just ignored us … M.I.A., … a NO SHOW. Lost in some distance part of the universe. And some how,… that is My fault! I called, I gave him the opportunity, he had plenty of notice, and he ignored his only child! What am I supposed to do about it ? Hire a P.I.? …" She then focused on the man in her kitchen, admired him still in his tux. Luke is always here.

Again her tone softened for the diner man,"… And You, … you stepped up wonderfully by the way … the look on my mother's face when she saw you in that tux …" She giggled. "priceless." and Emily didn't appreciate Luke's sacrifice. "and the way she treated you! She should be having a statue made of you or an oil portrait done. I mean, you saved the day! You let me drag you to a mall, which you hate, and got a tux, which you will never use again! You practiced dancing with Rory, taking you away from the diner and your free time. You gave up a Friday night and a Saturday, trusting Cesar and Jess to close the diner, for this stupid evening. You sacrificed so much for Rory…. You've done so much for us." Then she had reminded herself not to stare at him too much. yet, here he was, right in front of her, the perfect man, in her kitchen. The same kitchen, just a few hours before, where the "almost kiss" could have happened, had that just been my imagination… stop it!

Luke was pleased that the little things didn't go unnoticed. "Well I'm Glad to help ... " he set the mug in front of her and sat at the table with her. Even depressed she looked … beautiful. Her dress was incredible,… Stop it man.just be the friend here, okay.

Lorelai scooted the mug around on the table a bit before taking a sip, glad to have something else to focus on, and continued her story."And now this thing with mom and dad and his company phasing him out… I mean, if it were me, she would have pulled me aside, 'That is now way to behave in public.' Hypocrite! My mother, the hypocrite, HA! She's was a real treat this evening on her own. She just couldn't keep the smile on her face or say something nice; Like how pretty Rory was, or 'Why Luke, how nice of you to fill in like this on such short notice; that was very thoughtful'. Or maybe even compliment how we arrived before her, or my dress, or how well I prepared my little girl for this ridiculous ceremony. Anything! But NO, She fights with dad in public. She insults you,"

"... And all she could focus on was how …" Lorelai stopped, fighting back tears, "… how it was supposed to be me … coming down those stairs, … 17 years ago." Lorelai now shook her head. I'll never get her to see me! The REAL me!

OH, That's it! Now he knew what was really bothering her, and he instinctively reached for her hand and held it. Lukesat with her quietly, just let her vent man. He hated that Emily caused Lorelai so much pain, affected her so deeply. Aren't mothers supposed to be nurturing and encouraging. Luke couldn't remember much of his own mother. But he had seen Rory and Lorelai interact. Lorelai was a true mother.

the rant was coming to an end "….And of course being back in that elitist world just further made me want to distance myself from it ... I've made a wonderful life for myself here. I've got great friends, I'm great at my job, I have a wonderful kid. I think I've done well."

"Yes you have… you are an amazing mother, Rory is who she is all because of you and no one else. And you have single handedly made the The Independence Inn what it is today. Mia knew what she was doing by putting you in charge, and when you and Sookie open your inn it will be just another huge success."

She sniffled, desperately not wanting to cry in front of him. "Thanks," well this is attractive, me being all self pitiable. " I just need a pick me up… or something… " she downed the contents of the mug, "more please."

Luke gave her a look, and a squeeze on her hand, but still stood up and complied, he refilled the mug; Only half way this time.

Lorelai couldn't help but think this was like the end of a real date. It was like she had invited him in for coffee, not that he'd ever drink any. Her happy thoughts were slowly coming back, "Hey,"

"What?" noticing her studying him.

"You danced with Rory." She smiled, Luke can Waltz!

That's right, focus on the good parts. "Well, I was the stand in … father, I had to."

"You are more than just a stand in … " considering how much more Luke has done for Rory in five years than Chris had done in her whole life time. Of course, it helps when you are in the same zip code. The memories of Luke flooded her. Seeing him the past few days with Rory, and talking with him, enjoying his company, her warming thoughts of him, how sweet he has been all evening, how he was taking care of her even now … "Dance with me now."

"What?"

"You heard me." She stood up, arms at the ready to accept her partner. "Come on Fred, your Ginger is waiting." Her genuine smile returning at her brilliant idea.

"Lorelai we danced at the ball,"

"Well, I liked it, you were really good, didn't step on my toes once. Which is good cause these are Jimmy Choos. and I told you I needed a pick me up, … soooooo"

He looked at her like he usually did, like she was nuts, with just a hint of endearment underneath. "I am not dancing with you in your kitchen."

"You did it with Rory earlier." She teased.

"How did you?…" See, once you open yourself up to dancing, there is no going back."There is no music,.."

"OYCHACHONIA, we don't need it, now come on."

"I think music is half the point of dancing." He felt stupid, dancing with no music, but it would make her feel better, and he did want to be close to her again. Rekindle that feeling from earlier in the kitchen, from the dance floor, from the last five years. So, He stepped toward her; Besides, over the years he had developed a sense for when he was gonna loose a fight with Lorelai.

"Come on Luke I won't tell anyone you weren't being manly… now come here." Encouraging those final steps.

Luke sighed heavily. He did get a certain satisfaction of playing "her husband" for the evening. Luke was getting compliments on his taste in women. Other fathers ogled Lorelai as she would walk by them, completely unaware. Apparently the scowl Luke wore for having to wear a tux, also served as intimidation from anyone hitting on his "wife". Stop saying she's your wife! And People who didn't know better would compliment him on how much Rory looked like him. Now how was that possible? One detail that kept sticking out in his mind is how she defended him to her mother, his presence at both the ball and in the Gilmores lives.

"It would be rude to refuse a lady."

"That's right." She smiled at his line of thinking. I always get my way with him.

Luke slowly and deliberately slid his hands at about her waist. Partly cause he was nervous, and partly cause he wanted to make it last as long as possible. When was Rory getting home? This could be, … misunderstood. "How about I just hold you?"

Lorelai inhaled when he touched her. Oh boy, this is… really … nice. "I'll take it," she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck.

His hands met at the small of her back, Luke took her in his arms. She leaned into the hug, maybe I am a little tipsy, having these kinds of .. Luke thoughts. Then again, she was having these kinds of thoughts all day. She shut her eyes, and rested her head on his shoulder. Lorelai was glad to have a friend like him, ... a man like him in her life. He seemed to know just what she needed. They enjoyed the quiet, each secretly enjoyed their arms around each other. Everything else seemed to dissolve away, concerns of parents and past mistakes. They were the only two that existed.

"Have I mentioned … that you look amazing?" Luke wasn't sure why he felt the need to repeat it. It might make her feel better.

"I believe you used beautiful," A word I didn't realize was in the Luke Danes dictionary. "… you look … pretty amazing yourself. … the James Bond works for you…" She gave him a squeeze, and a kiss on the cheek both turned their heads at just right angle, eyes now locked.

"Well you know.." he was starting to get nervous at this proximity "anything for Rory…" he quietly offered back. Luke was trying to be more cautious than before, now they were closer than before, and completely alone.

"Yeah, … for Rory" she was distracted. Thinking of how handsome Luke was, studying his clean shaved face to commit this moment to memory, who knows when I will see him in a tux again? and she began to laugh at her thoughts. Hmm Rory? Lorelai laughed.

"What?" he had to know.

"Nothing," she smiled,

"Alright what joke did you think of,.. " figuring she had another James Bond jab.

"No joke, just something Rory told me before we left ..."

"Okay?" he elongated.

Fine, "Well, according to one of Rory's fellow debutantes, … You are considered … a hot Dad?"

Luke's face began to tint red slightly, and had to chuckle out of disbelief "Really? "

"Rory said that this girl Libby said it's a good thing you're her 'Step-Dad'' because in a few years she could steal you away from me."

"Aw Geez, " Luke winced, shifting his shoulders cause the thought gave him the creeps "that is no small amount of disturbing."

"Yeah, That Libby's got a good life ahead of her…." she continued reluctantly, "… and you know, I have it on good authority from my fellow moms … that they would agree … with the younger generation."

"Is that so?" Why does it feel like she is coming onto me?

"Oh Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I heard 'oh who is that handsome man?', or 'oh what an attentive husband you have.' If they only knew it was because you didn't want to be left alone with the snobs."

"I wasn't scared, " he grumbled. okay, she's just teasing me…

"I didn't say scared… " she chuckled.

He cleared his throat, "I was just, … in a … 'stranger in a strange land' … mentality."

"Right." Lorelai narrowed her eyes.

"Well, I have it on good authority that you turned the head of more than one … gentleman." Nearly choking on the word.

"Really?" getting a little cocky and full of herself, Of course, I'm a babe!

"Yeah, and I had to intimidate a few of them with … civility."

My my, MR. Monosyllable is using big words. "How so?"

"Well it's amazing what a properly timed scowl can do."

"You? scowl? I can't imagine." Full of sarcasm.

"Well, I had to subtly let them know that I didn't appreciate them looking at …" he tripped up on the words " … 'my wife' … like that. "

"So you scowled?" She smiled, His wife? … oh to hear him say that. Thinking of her dream again. Thinking of everyone's assumptions tonight. Oh boy he's looking at me that way again.

"Sure, … you know, " feeling uncomfortable under her gaze " … for the illusion."

"Yeah… the illusion." Her eyes dropped to his lips … and, apparently, her left hand was playing with his freshly trimmed hair. Then she leaned into him and kiss him lightly on his lips. She pulled away, and saw his wide beautiful blue eyes.

"What was that for…?"

"Thank you, for doing this. For being here." and she couldn't help herself, she kissed him again, a little longer this time.

"And that?" Luke searched her face for a clue as to what was going on in her mind.

"For the … illusion?" Oh HELL, Lorelai couldn't ignore it anymore

"Lorelai …?" but she cut Luke off as she kissed him again, harder this time. Her hands combed into his hair. It was better than she dreamed, literally. All night, all week people assumed they were together, now they could finally act on it. It was like when you had craved for something all day, and the satisfaction of finally getting it.

Lorelai found it hard to stifle the moans that were emerging at the back of her throat. Only taking deep breaths through her nostrils as to not disturb the union. His touch sent chills through her, how tightly he held her close, how eagerly he gave into this affection.She only wanted the moment to continue. You are with Luke, My God, kissing Luke, … FINALLY. When she grazed his lip with her tongue, she was asking permission to deepened the kiss. And they did, as his hand slid up her back and she felt his finger tips on the bare skin of her shoulders. His hand finally settled on the back of her neck, to keep her close for the hungry kiss. It wasn't just me? He's wanted this, too. I knew it from the dance.

They started a new dance, a blind dance, as Lorelai enticed him to follow her into the living room with the promise of more. Lorelai began to suck on his lower lip and pulled Luke by his lapel toward the stairs; For more privacy. "Do you wanna help me out of this dress?" She grinned suggestively.

Luke was taken aback by the suggestion of going upstairs, understanding her full meaning. Could it be, she had finally seen him? Seen him as more then the diner owner, more the the handy man, more than just a friend? He saw in her eyes how serious she was.

Years of pent up sexual tension were gone. The natural attraction was finally running it's course. They eagerly explored each other's mouths, Lorelai began to guide Luke up the stairs. "Oh, Luke."

Yet, Luke resisted, "Wait wait, Lorelai," Luke was trying to catch his breath "….we should stop this." I've kissed my best friend.you finally kissed Lorelai and you want to stop? Luke tried to bring her back to reality with him. To be aware of the chain reaction that would result if they followed through on what she was suggesting.

"Why?"

Someone has to be the voice of reason, think of the consequences. "What about Rory… she will be home soon?"

"Not till midnight." She smiled, I have you all to myself.

"What?"

"The Cinderella Rule, … since she went to a ball, she gets a Midnight curfew. Dean will bring her home at 12 on the dot." And she kissed his neck and to his earlobes.

No hope for a teenage rescue this time. I'm Alone? With Lorelai? I haven't got a prayer.

"Luke, It would be rude to refuse a lady." Her voice so inviting as it whispered in his ear.

"Lorelai, …" but his words ran dry. He was a red blooded male, he could only resist for so long. He wanted this, but under these circumstances? Was it right? There was still a lot that needed to be considered.

Lorelai looked him in the eye again. "Luke … I want you." she kissed him again.

Sure it wasn't the three little words he was hoping for, or Shakespeare for that matter, but you take what you can get.

His good sense crumbled, "I want you, too," and Luke kissed her back, giving into to her, as he always did, giving into what they both wanted. Luke followed her upstairs.

77777777777 LUCKY insert suggestive eyebrow wiggle LUCKY 777777777777

777777777777777777777 HUZZAH! 777777777777777777777777777

7777777777777777 WHO LOVES YOU BABY! 777777777777777777777

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777777777777777 WAIT… THERE's MORE! 77777777777777777777777

fav parts:
-That always makes her happy, getting what she wants.-DIRTY!
-Wait when did Luke thoughts become happy thoughts-when you first saw him?
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He looked at her like he usually did, like she was nuts, with just a hint of endearment underneath.
-"It would be rude to refuse a lady."-dirty!

Did this live up to the expectation?
A/N: Purple Ribbon? (please take one)

A/N: There's No Place Like Luke's Arms, There's No Place Like Luke's Arms! BEST TITLE EVER!

A/N: MMS Mad Monkey SEX

A/N: remember the ask three times/wear down technique? (wiggles eyebrows suggestively…) for those who missed it in this chapter..
-help me get out of this dress
-rude to refuse a lady
-Luke, … I want you

A/N: Some of you may ask "Debbie? Why have Luke and Lorelai end up in bed…. AGAIN?" well, I will defend my stance… SEXUAL TENSION PEOPLE… you saw written in the stars, it was a long time coming, They had self control for 8 years… then BAM, their doing the special HUG … like no tomorrow!

A/N:OYCHACHONIA- whata whata? Apparently, it's a famous Russian music piece(though I can't find the proper spelling to save my life! If any one can find it PLEASE PLEASE tell me…) Ref to Shall we dance? (1937, I'm old school THAT WAY!) the best(and my FAV) fred and ginger movie EVER, great Gershwin songs, funny plot… and the whole "Susquehanna Street Station" bit performed by the late, GREAT, BRILLIANT Eric Blore as the lovable "Cecil Flintridge"!

SUMMARY: To see another great reason why this ref is sooooo poignant for this fic a summary of the Movie: basically, Pertov (Fred) and Linda Keene (Ginger), both famous dancers (no surprise there), don't like each other, they banter they quip and insult each other. Well based on a misunderstanding with the rumor mill and entertainment press, it is assumed or misinterpreted that they are secretly husband and wife. Well the chaos ensues trying to clear up the misunderstanding… and of course… they fall in love AWWWWWWWWWWWWW it's really cute, great music, awesome banter and quips (gotta have the quips!) Go rent it now… well review first… then go RENT IT!

Hope you Enjoyed THIS CHAPTER!

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"that was all God given talent..." why thank you Luke...
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R/R: PLEASE, I like to better myself. To quote The Princess Bride,
"...Remember this is for posterity, ... so be honest."

Please be specific with R/R; name one(or as many as you can think of or want to mention..…) at least specific thing you like please!

why I like specific reviews? cause…. Different things stand out to different people. I never know what is gonna hit who, so it's fun to see your fav parts… I share mine! and

Hence the Rant option below.

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A/N: if not completely satisfied with this chapter, please return unused portion for a full refund …