Inside a cave not so far, a figure lay prone.
A finger twitched… then twitched again. The figure stirred a little and eyes finally opened.
RiNgGeTsU: "what the hell! Hey, I'm still alive! Yey!"
Reviewer no. 1: "Not for long! Get her!" (-ranting reviewers closing in on the poor gal-)
RiNgGetsU: "Oh, crap!" (-starts running away, saying-) "I didn't mean to. I've
been to hibernation and well, no such luck. I'm still brainstorming. Hehehe!" (-dodges flying stones-)
Reviewer no. 2: "That reason won't work this time, girl!"
RiNgGeTsU: "At least I tried! Please don't kill me. I'm but a poor, defenseless, naïve, innocent.. you know I could go on and on. The point is you won't benefit from my death…with that said, I bid you tralala..eepp!" (-runs away again-)
DISCLAIMER: I'm still a college student trying to cope up with the misery of studying. The only money I have is from the allowance my mom gives every morning, which by way vanishes to thin air in the afternoon.
I don't own fOr characters here. I'm just a girl with a sick sense of humor who uses anime character anyway she sees fit. Am I weird or what?(.",.)
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As the 'couple' continued to walk down the road it suddenly occurred to the girl that she still has a problem that needs to be solve…
"Uhmm, sempai, can I ask you an itsy-bitsy, tiny, little favor?" Fuuko carefully asked, somewhat fidgeting for added effect. Then she started blabbering about this assignment she has…
Mikagami side-glance and contemplate whether he should reply to the girl or ignore her and pretend he did not hear anything. He almost convinced himself of the latter, and then it hit him.
'Wait a minute, did she just say sempai? This is not good. Fuuko acting humble and meek and submissive is not a good sign.'
He can almost feel the goose bumps crawling on his skin. He dare try to look at the said girl again.
"You see Mi-chan sempai, this complex algebra is giving me the headaches and I figured since you're so smart and cool and handsome and all the girls in school loves you… you could do my assignment!" at last Fuuko finally said it, now it's up to ice-boy to react.
Knowing our ice-boy here, he just stared at the wind child. This is not good at all!
"How could you deduce to that conclusion when your arguments are not even valid or sound? I mean seriously, how could you think that just because the womenfolk of this school has a thing for long-haired male students you can get away from doing your assignment on your own," asked Mikagami after a second or two of silence.
Fuuko eyed him as if he's out of this world and he just uttered a language not known to her. Then understanding finally caught up with her.
"Mi-chan, did you just ask me if I know the principle and components of logic?" Fuuko stopped walking and turned to face Mikagami. Mikagami did the same.
He can't believe that for once Fuuko actually understood what he was saying, or at least was smart enough to understand that conclusion and argument are part of the subject Logic. His face must have shown his thoughts because Fuuko suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha…Mi-chan your facial expression right now is priceless. Did you really think I'm dumb enough to attend school and not learn anything? I wouldn't be attending school in the first place if I don't want to learn, you know! I'm not really studious and a bookworm but I know a lot of things. This brain can absorb a lot of information. Yeah!" Fuuko commented with a smirk and a finger tapping her right temporal.
Mikagami recovered from the shock and retorted,
"Well, brain girl, if you're so smart how come you need me to do your homework?"
"Gosh Mi-chan, have you been listening? I said this brain can, mind you, can absorb a lot but when it comes to Mathematics, this brain is dead to the world."
Wonders happen often these days. And Mikagami can't help tilting his lips to one side (A/n: not really considered as smiling but..hey we are talking about Mi-chan here so any emotion or expression is worth mentioning) because of the fact that he was having this discussion with Fuuko like the topic is so profound.
"Now what are you smiling about, ice-boy?" asked the starting-to-be-annoyed Fuuko.
"Nothing really. It's just that sometimes you amaze me Fuuko." Replied Mikagami before wiping the expression off his face.
Fuuko, not knowing what to make of that revelation, changed the subject albeit trying hard to control the blush threatening to overcome her face.
"So are you gonna help me with my assignment?" Mikagami only resumed walking and Fuuko followed suit.
Silence prevailed as the two continued to walk. They stopped in front of Fuuko's house and Fuuko was about to ask if Mikagami would help her when he said,
"I'll drop by early tomorrow to pick you up. Around 6:30 'cause we don't want to be late now, do we?" with that Mikagami started walking.
Fuuko's mind was wandering when Mikagami's parting words finally registered.
"6:30? In the morning? Oh no!" Anyone around the 500-meter radius can tell that the screaming girl is not a morning person.
After 2 hours of thinking (to Fuuko that is..) or what normal people would call mind-wandering, we find Fuuko slumped in bed, a pillow covering her head mumbling underneath it.
That Mi-chan is so gonna get it tomorrow! Arrgh! He knows I'm not a morning person! Maybe he's doing it to spite me. Hmm, I'll show him! Tomorrow I'll deal with him.
Wait a minute! Ha! Fuuko you are a genius! Why wait tomorrow? I can taunt him today…I mean tonight, I can call him on the phone and talk nonsense! Harharhar! Maybe I can kill him with insults, oh, wait He is the king of insults so that won't work. Who cares anyway? As long as I get to annoy Mi-chan that's fine with me. Ha!
Fuuko picked up the phone and dialed Mikagami's number and after 3 rings he answered the phone.
"Hey Mi-chan is this the way to treat your girlfriend! Letting her wait for you to answer the phone! You suck at being a boyfriend, you know!" Fuuko shouted.
"I should have known! If you must know, Kirisawa, I don't answer rings like my life depends on it. After all it's just a phone. And why are you shouting? Do lower the decibels a little. I like my ears in perfect condition. Besides, look who's talking. In case you don't know you're not the greatest girlfriend either so don't complain." Answered Mikagami monotonously.
"Why you, scumbag! And here I was worried about you being lost or somethin'. That's why I called, you raving lunatic!" Fuuko said, seeing red all around her.
"Oh please Fuuko, not the theatrics. We both know that the reason why you called is to annoy me which by the way is totally working right now."
Ha! Now we are getting somewhere. So I make Mi-chan's hackles rise eh! Let's see now. Let's try somethin'.
"How could you say that! I'm honestly concerned about you. Why can't you be nice to me for a change? I bet you can't even stand a day of not being rude to me. You're always like that. Ha! That's it! Maybe your rudeness is stemmed from the fact that you like me. They say the more you hate, the more you love. Yeah, that must be it." Fuuko was trying hard not to laugh, afraid that she might spoil the fun.
Mikagami, for all his knowledge and good looks, did not see that Fuuko was baiting him.. He was so busy trying to come up with a good comeback that he said the first thing that popped in his mind.
"Rude? You know Kirisawa I can be nice to anybody if I want to. In fact, I can be nice to you, if I want to. 'If' being the operative word, that is." Mikagami mentally gave himself a pat on the shoulder for a good comeback.
Fuuko was so anticipating this reply that she prepared the next blow before she even heard Mikagami's last word.
"Oh really? Mi-chan you can't be nice to me to save your life. That's a fact, mind you."
Mikagami surprised her by saying…
"Wanna bet?"
Well, this keeps getting better and better. You've made my task easier. Mi-chan you don't know what you have just signed in.
"Sure, icepacks. You be nice to me for, let's say 2 weeks. And not just plain nice, I want lovesick puppy nice. You do that and I'll do anything you want me to do. You do what I want you to do if you fail, get it?" Fuuko was so excited she almost forgot to add one thing…
"Oh and Mi-chan this conversation is considered a verbal agreement. Even if there is no written contract we are both mature enough to acknowledge this as a legitimate one. Agreed?"
Mikagami thought for a second. If he didn't know any better, he'd think Fuuko planned this from the very beginning. Of course Fuuko is not capable of thinking all these, is she? I think I'm coming down with a headache.
Mikagami massaged his right temporal and said, "Agreed!"
This is going to be fun, Fuuko thought.
This is not good at all, Mikagami thought.
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Ringgetsu here:
Well, I hope you like this one. I know! I know! 'bout time I update, don't you think? I just want to say thanks to those who reviewed and those who keep reminding me about the update. Heheh…really means a lot to me. Keeps me on my toes all the time. I would love to thank all the reviewers one by one but while I was typing this, I was not online so I can't remember the names. Please do me a favor and review again. Let me know what you think of the fic, k?
Hay! Grabe na to…sa dami ng nababasa kong fic tungkol sa pair na to, di ko na alam kung akin pa rin ba tong idea or medyo may same concept na rin sa iba…if ever there is a similarity with other fics, this is not intended or sinasadya. With that said, this in Nikay (ooops, my nickname) signing out.