This one's gon be funny… ok…so… it's Dash's birthday… and Danny, Sam and Tucker sing him a song….once you see what the song says it all makes sence….
Funny happy birthday song – adam sandler
It was dash's birthday our dynamic trio was willing to make dash mad.
"mr. lancer, tucker, sam and me would like to sing dash a song…"
The whole class was looking at them as if they were psycho.
Mr.lancer nodded and watched.
The trio stood up in front of everyone, and looked at dash. They smiled and started singing…
Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
The whole class looked confused...
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough
the class was still confused….
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer
Now some people got the idea and couldn't help but smirk…
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
Dash looked at his stomach and whispered… "I just gained a few pounds"
Now the whole class was laughing.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake
Dash was now very ticked off he was ready to beat the sshh……sugar out of the three friends that were now enjoying a laughing audience and a mad dash.
Idk…. I got a laugh out of this one….if you listen to the song you might get a nice laugh….depends on your personality….i guess……so ya….R&R….thnx pplz!!!!