I DON'T OWN NARUTO but gaara wants too...
Naruto: noo way im owning his ass before he gets mine! 3
Adri: i don't know wonder who will be the under dog?
OtakuDolly: Gaara will be mwhahahaha most likely .
Naruto: w00t! im not the bitch im not the bitch!
Adri: you wont be gettin an if Gaara hears you calling him the bitch...
Gaara: oOo Nari do you like your balls? i hope not cause ill take 'em right off .
Naruto: alright i get it TT
ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY...
After the professor asked everyone if they could adopt Naruto...
"I guess I'll have to send you to the orphanage..." stated a sad old man known as the 3rd.
Wham!
The door to the old mans office breaks and a young woman enter sheepishly...
"Yo! Sorry about the door" says adri as she pokes her tongue out.
"That's alright happens more than you think, who are you by the way?" asked Sarutobi
"My name is Adri, I'm from somewhere you wouldn't believe and a friend to Arashi-baka! . and Naruto is mine!"
The 3rd looked surprised, he hasn't heard of this friend before...
"How do I know if your lying?" "You don't but I'm seriously adopting Naru-chan!" adri gives the old man a hard look with emotions flickering in them. Caring, sad, and love are in her crimson eyes as she lies her orbs on Naruto.
"Alright I'll believe you, someone coming to kill him wouldn't have love in their eyes..." said the old man smiling fondly...
With Adri after the paper work(eviiill) is done...
Adri was walking around kohona for a piece of land Arashi wanted her to take Nari to, He said it was east of th Hyuuga's and before you get to the Uchiha's to get to the Namikaze compound...
"neee here it is Naru-kyou of the kitsunes... or will be hahaaahaha(what she has a joker laugh sorta P)"
"hmmmm... he said the key was under a Genjitsu that people wouldn't notice and only blood can get it, thanks to the seal... BUT the dumb motherfucker never said where" said Adri dead-panned. Alright he is lucky my senses are top-notch . ;
Adri finds the key under the door-mat... -sigh- I thought blondes were dumb, anyway she grabs a vial with the 4ths blood out of one of her cargo pants(why the hell she have that?..) And smears a bit of it on the seal. It unlocks the compound that looks shitty and abandoned.
I'll give Arashi some credit, these idiotic people would never think their beloved hokage lived in a dump. Let's have a look and see what's inside the shell, eh?
Adri walked in the compound with the baby cuddled in her arms, as she looked in awe. The inside of the compound was nothing like the outside. The outside made it small looking, but it was bigger than the space should fit. Bigger than the Uchiha's and Hyuuga's put together...and nicer. There was a dojo a room for any weapons you could think of, 100 bedrooms, all with a private bath and huge closets. A kitchen on every floor, even though this compound had only 4 floors. It looked more comfortable than flamboyant.
"Holly shit.. Arashi I love ya man!" adri said with anime tears kicking on.
"well Nari, I believe we hit the frikin jackpot" Naruto just giggled in a cute baby way 3
Once Adri and the infant Naruto were settled in she raised him as her own as Arashi asked. Even if she would have either way,she trained her son on control of chakra in a way he wouldn't notice or anyone for that matter... now he is turning 6 on October 10th
"Yo! Naru-chaaaannn!!!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT OKAA-CHAN!" yelled a little boy, just getting home from the academy...
"We're going on a trip to Suna, BRAT!" yelled a fiery girl
"Ok. What we gonna do there? And why don't you age o.O?"
"Hehe se-c-ret for BOTH . and of yeah.." Adri touches Naruto forehead and both black out
In Naruto's mind, and no its not a damn sewer! Now it's a stream with a foot of water and one huge red vine and a blue one intertwined...
Adri and Naruto walk along side the stream to come up to a cage with a little piece of paper as the lock with seal on it...
His mind must be cleaner now that he has a mother...even thought he still has no friends, and still has the hateful looks. They even tried to beat him! HA like that'll happen when my crazy ass is raising him P
"WHO GOES THERE?" Said a demonic voice..
Behind the gate is the kyuubi in his furry glory
"Yo kit! Naruto meet kyuubi 9-tailed bijuu, kyuubi meet your container!" adri says cheerfully seemingly missing the shocked tension going on...
Back with the all-powerful hell raising fox, blah, blah, and yeah...
"WHAT?!" Said Kyuubi and naruto at the same time...
"what? Ya heard me... This is the reason everyone hates you nari, DON'T YOU DARE START BLAMING -glares at son- we listen to reason, I've meet demons and they are not as bad as ningens make them out to be. -looks to kyuu- and this is what the fourth locked you in, and you won't even think on blaming him either or else... anywho Kyuu-chan im Junbi, at your service" Adri finishes with a sadistic smile
"J-JUNBI?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 10 TAILED DEMON..."
"oOo but there is, now anyway... long story short the kitsunes took a liking to me turned me demon fox, I worked my way up in rank. But I couldn't get past 10 tails -pout- but im younger than you, just stronger. I hold nothing against you cos I know half the story... gimme a minute..."
Free-mind Jutsu
"There that should do it, now can we talk like civilized demons or what?" adri asked with a cat grin going on
"yeah thanks, that fucking Jutsu was driving me up the wall... alright I'll give you the second half of the story..."
Yay! Flash back!! -before kyuubi killed people
In the makai, Kyuubi was playing with the kits by hunting there prey when some snake pedofile walked up to him...
"Kyuubi will you help me take down kohona? Kukuku" asked the damn pedo...
"what the fuck? Why should I?" asked the 9 tailed dude
"because this... Kukukukukuk -cough-..."
Still on flash-back biotch...
The snake-homo cast a jutsu on the kitsune compound except himself and kyuubi that made the foxes crazy and kill each other while kyuubi couldn't do anything...
"b-bastard..." Kyuubi growled turning into his foxy self...
The pedo vanished, only to pull kyuubi with him outside of Kohona. He cast the rampage jutsu on kyuubi, kyuubi only remembers the leaf hiate so he kills anyone with it on... THE END
un-flash-back...
"that gay fucker -growl- Oro-teme is sooo gonna die bwhahaha" said adri while laughin making kyuu and nari disturbed
"ahem, anyway sorry 'bout your life kit..."
"It's alright, I don't hate you, not really your fault plus if okaa-chan is a demon, they cant be too bad..." replies naruto nervously, he doesn't talk normally to anyone but his mother so he's nervous...
"well this seal will combine 75 percent of me into you, enless you don't want it... and ill be left as a 2 tailed... so I'll be training you inside the mind scape...""no you wont...I'm hurrying up with process and gettin you outta here .;"said adri breaking him off "then you'll be able to train him inside and outside..."
Adri goes up to the seal and rips 75 of the paper off
"OH this will hurt like a bitch Naru-chan!!!" smiling innocently adri says
Oh shit...
Thought naruto before he was in pain worse than the seven hells...
Adri is taking care of Naruto, he is in for pain beyond what is imagined... nahhh let's have you imagine your bones breaking and healing over and over... Oh yeah and your muscles tearing and then healing different and then your eyes stinging like some one but salt and vinegar in them... Don't forget the whole spine stretching... yeah its hell for our Naruto at this moment...
Naruto is screaming like someone thats giving birth over and over again, and the 3rd comes to their house cos the whole damn village can hear him...
"What the hell is wrong with Naruto?" asked Sarutobi
"welllll Nari is gonna become like me sort of anyway..." answers Adri she then tells him why the Kyuubi attacked in the first place and all that good stuff... the 3rd think it's his fault cos twas his student that caused it.
"So now Naru-chan will be 75 demon, but he can work his way up on his tails... he'll have 7 to begin with but he can prob surpass me and kyuubi. But! I'm taking naruto away for a bit, cause these people will not understand. We are going to Suna and probably all the elemental countries while I train him and anyone else I adopt kidnap... whatever" says Adri with a sheepish look "we will be back when his is "14" but he'll prob look 16, for the exams."
"Are you sure he is ready to leave, I mean he is but a small boy..." stated Sarutobi looking concerned about the boy "Worry not, what you people see is a mask, he acts way to old for his age Saru... he is smarter than any shika's I've met and the most loving son and mother could ask for. Even if he can be quite the fox -fox grin- but who do you think I am? I've been taking care of him more than anyone else around here! I know what's best for Naru-chhaann! By the way, I'm leaving a chakra-clone here of naruto, there is some things that naruto can only do here. Its not my chakra that I used its nari's so it'll be like him, even the mask.." said Adri. Well seems Naruto stopped screaming "can't wait to see his reaction to his new look 3" oops said that out loud "well Saru wanna see too?" asked adri with a smile like 3
"sure?" asked Sarutobi...
Sarutobi and Adri walked to Naruto's room, it had black walls with orange spiral and a red fox painted on the walls. Red carpet with black spiral pattern. Posters that came from Adri's time of Three Days Grace and Goo Goo Dolls. The furniture had a gothic look to it, but it was white. In Naruto's bed he was under his blankets seemingly asleep curled up in a ball...
Naruto woke up to the smell of smoke and cherries... he poked his head out of the blankets and got out of bed. He stretched, hearing popping sounds he felt better after that...
"Ohayou!" he said to Jiji and his okaa-chan.
Ogenki desu-ka gaki?(how are you brat?" asked Adri with concern seeping into her voice.
"Genki-desu, okaa-san.(I'm fine, mother.)"replied Naruto with a smile.
"Yo old man are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost..." asked Naruto "e-ears and-d tails-s..." answered the old guy while pointing at naruto, who looked at Sarutobi like he's senile (which I wouldn't doubt). "Hun, go look in the mirror" said Adri with a mischeif smile. Naruto goes to the full-body mirror by his closet and looks at himself in disbelief. Standing there is Naruto but not as you all know. His golden hair now looks like fur all the way to his ass, looks like he was playing with an electric socket... his once ocean colored round eyes are now slanted and the pupils are slitted. And now they are a blazing orange color. You'd think that'd be cute but it isn't trust me... his whisker marks are darker on his defined dace, no more baby fat. His body is lean and compact not over-muscle looking wrestler, with black tribal on his body. The most noticeable is the yellow fox ears on naru's head and the 7 golden tails behind him all tipped orange.
"Holly fuck! I'mma fox!" screamed Naruto and fainted
"che, what a puss... hehe" said Adri laughing her ass off while whipping the tears off.
"Well this is interesting.." stated Sarutobi.
"Wake up kit, it's not that big of a deal" said kyuubi to Naruto
"five more minutes, furball..." mumbled naruto
Kyuubi sends pictures of naked men (hot ones at that) through naruto's head
Naruto jump's up with a little nosebleed and blushing like a school girl.
Damn it furball that wasn't necessary... thought naruto to Kyuubi
yeah it was, didn't know you swung that way too, kit -snicker- kyuubi laughed to Naruto
well when all the girls around you are harpies hounding the emo Uchiha. You tend to steer away from women...
Good point kit... the only girl that doesn't scream your fucking ear off is your stalker... ya know the one with eyes that can see through your clothes... haha you got a closet pervert stalking your ass haha - said kyuu
Saurtobi who was watching naruto's emotion's flickering on his face was wonder what the hells was going on. Adri was usuing a jutsu listening on the conversation between the fox-boy and demon was laughing her ass off especially with the last statement.
"Alright Naru-chan is gay like I didn't see that coming, the girls here are nothing special anyway, so I don't mind it at all."
"I, Jubi no Kitsune, approve this message." said Adri turning to a invisible cam-corder. The others just sweat-dropped...
"o Sautobi-sama?" asked Adri in a seductive voice with laced threat. "Y-es, what is it you want Adri-dono?" asked Sarutobi carefully. "Could you bring Kakashi Hatake here, please?"
Puppy-eye jutsu
"why not?" answered Sarutobi as he wrote a note and summoned a messenger bird to send it...
2 and ½ hours later...
First ill take his Icha Icha Paradise book and shred it slowly while he's watching tied to a chair with toothpicks keeping his eyes open... "mwhwhahahahahahaha" laughed adri like a maniac
Naruto still having his mind link open to Adri laughed with her while Sarutobi felt bad for Kakashi's poor soul.
-pop- "Yo! Sorry I'm late I was helping a chicken learn to fly -sniff- poor thing never got back up..." he said while doing his eye-smile
"th-that..." both adri and Nari said at the same time
"IS SO SAAADDDD!!" both adri and naru got chibi tears runnin down there face.
Sarutobi and Kakashi just sweat-dropped while thinking
they seriously believed me/him...?
"ahem anyway... what did you call me for Hokage-sama, and where is this and who is that girl with the gaki?"
What? imma odd one... anyway those people that are actually reading this hope you dont mind boy-love 3 i cant stand any of the girls in Naruto except Anko