we are back with Hatake Kakashi's curiosity, which will prob kill him one of these days...
"Ahg! I gotta explain it again"Adri said while blaming the sky? "Alright fuck it... Kaka-chan meet Naru-chhaann container of the "fearsome" kyuubi, mischievous prankster, and legacy of the fourth, Arashi (or Minato) Namikaze or your sensei!!" adri smiles whith a glint of a sadistic in her eye as Kakashi's visible eye goes from glare, amused, then least but not least good ol' shock! Mwhahahahaha then he faints... "well I was expecting more of a you lie! Or better yet him turning Gai from the shock..." stated Adri while looking disappointed "stop poking kaka-chan with a stick Nari... he's not dead!" suddenly Kakashi wakes up like a zombie that makes Adri back a step away and stare at him "Sooo... this
gaki is sensei's son hmmm... Oh well... any way what else happened?" what the hell kakashi is back to his normal un-interested self, oh well mind well scare him this time... thought Adri mischievously "well..." adri leaves hanging
"the kyuubi has escaped and is gonna kill everyone cause people didn't treat his kit like, you should have! You all treated him as if he was the Kyuubi himself, and since you
people are so mad at the fox... He'll let you try beating on the real hell fox himself! Mwhahahahahaha FUCKERS!" adri used a jutsu that allowed her voice to travel through the whole village...
"WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT FOR?" yelled Sarutobi looking shocked
Kakashi just looked pale as a ghost... BUT "I hears screams of terror and I smell fear fill the whole village... Feels so good to cause havoc, FINALLY hahahah" said adri with a smile on
"Just kidding, pussies" now the village is full of rage and killing intent "pay back is a bitch, no? Just to let you filthy ningens know... I'm stronger than kyuubi and you've been hating on my adopted son, Naruto... if it wasn't for him, You. Would. All. Die. Painfully slow and worst than the Kyuubi ever could do to you... hahahaha... but fortune is on your side "humans" that Naruto has some precious people here... Buuuutt that could all change (an image of kyuubis face was in the sky except it was more female verison) one more person that judges my son when he gets back from a little trip around the world... well let's just say... (the fox smirks at all of them with all his fangs to show) you will be doing paperwork for all eternity (the fox is now laughing crazed like and so is Adri since its her demon form)"
"no more paperwork for me though... that is a great idea Adri I'll have a clone watching them do it so they cant sign anything dangerous and if they do..." said Sarutobi approvingly
"Yeah well Kakashi, Arashi-baka told me to pass this message on to you... -cough clear throat-" Adri Punches Kakashi with 5 of her power "YOU DUMB LITTLE SPOILED GAKI, NEVER TREAT MY SON LIKE THE VILLAGE TRASH DOES, IGNORANT-LITTLE-FUCKER! GET OVER THE DEATH OF OBITO AND RIN LEAVING YOU, DRAMA QUEEN! I HAD TO SACRIFICE MY SON TO BASICALLY HELL AND I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF! SO STOP MOPPING LIKE SOME UCHIHA QUEER IN A DRAMA FILM SHOT!" -ahem- "that's all..." says adri as she smiles like she didn't just talk in Arashi's voice "anyway I know you need to think Kaka-chan but I gotta go Saru-sama will fill you in with anything I missed... COME ON NARUTO QUIT STUFFING YOUR FACE WE GOT SOME KIDS TO KIDNAP... I MEAN MEET... I'll be back" Adri walks into Naruto's room, and looks under the bed to see a blood red kit with crimson eyes staring at adri "Come on, kyuu-chan. We gotta go so act like your sleeping so they don't see your eyes, k?" the fox glares for the chan suffix but nods and climbs into Adri's arms. The fiery ginger walks back to were Naruto is waiting with everything packed up and ready to go "well I got one more request can I have some people come with, Saru-sama?"
"Sure... but damn I can't keep giving you everything free..." Saru says looking depressed
"Well I got a gift for you from both me and nari, we have been working on it since you gave him the bracelet, which I know what it means... Do you trust me?" asked Adri
"yes... but im guessing this is gonna hurt like a bitch eh? Answered Sarutobi "YEP!" Age-reduce 50 yrs jutsu (what I don't feel like looking how to say that in japanese? . ) Sarutobi screamed in pain, but after that he felt so much better like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders... Adri hands Sarutobi a mirror he looks into the mirror in shock to find a 18 yr old him-self looking back at him, looking hot! "Well you gotta wife or something? If so ill use it on her too, so you wont feel like your doing your grand-mother... hehehe" said Adri with a sweat drop "no, she died awhile ago.." replied the professor sadly. "Oh, sorry 'bout that, but be careful you'll probably have a fan-club... those girls frighten even me..." said Adri looking like the Armageddon was around the corner...
"ANYWAY I want Anko, Kakashi, and Iruka to come with me and the gay youth fuckers also... Maito Gai and Rock Lee if ya didn't know...is that alright?" "Sure ill just say it's a mission how much you willing to pay anyway?" asked the 3rd curiously "you'll see... hehe anyway when I don't need them anymore, they'll come back to Konoha. But Naruto and I will be out there a lot... for about the whole 8 years..." answered Adri deciding to fuck with his old mind... "sigh, alright Kakashi-san please get the people she metioned in my office, Now." "Yes, Hokage-sama..." Kakashi drawled, with that said he Poofed out of there
Time skip- Hokages office
In the Hokages office Iruka, Kakashi, Anko, and The green youth fuckers plus the Hokage were waiting for Adri and Naruto. Adri told Kyuubi to stay hidden til they leave.
There were red flames and chains in the middle of the room as Adri and Naruto shushin into the room.
"Yo! Sorry about the graphics, it's a demon thing. Gotta be flamboyant!" says Adri to the 3rd but the rest hear demon and got defensive. Except on old man with white long spiked hair with red face marks. Looks like Jiraiya aka Ero-sannin... Adri thinks to herself "So you like spying on me Ero-chan? I may be good for your research but all you had to do was ask" says Adri to Jiraiya giggling "Really?!" asks Jiraiya while drooling and a perverted smile "Nope $76 50." Says Adri seriously. Everyone falls anime style..
"What do you mean demon?!" says our little dolphin out of nowhere
Adri fades out of sight then reappears behind Iruka hugging him with her head on his shoulder
"Means I can ride for days and still have stamina for round 23.." she licks his ear on the shell for good measure. Iruka is red as a tomato and has a little nosebleed.
"I still got it" she says as she licks her finger and touches her butt and it makes a sizzling noise.
Naruto and the rest sweat-drop at her antics..
"what she mean is im 75 demon now that I merged with Kyuu-kun and shes 100 demon and stronger than the Kyuubi... BUT you gotta know the demons are not what you flesh-bags think we are.. Which can you describe a demon for us Anko?"
"Strong creatures that only purpose is to destroy and they love to prove they are stronger than anything..." answers Anko looking kinda starry eyed...
"ahem... you just described yourself...-Anko looked sheepish and proud..- but no they come from Makia where the weakest die and the strongest live only in the bad parts... like a ghetto...hehe anyway its actually pretty peaceful. Since demons fight honorable and not dirty tricks. They are strong but they work hard to get that strong just like humans but more drastic... the only time Demons attack is for either revenge or they were born in the ghetto of Makia which is west..." Naruto finished as everyone got enlightened. "That's why Shukaku is so funky..." Adri mumbles to herself... "YOUR YOUTH GLOWS BRIGHTLY NARUTO-KUN AND ADRI-CHAN!!!" guess who? "What's youth?" askes Lee since he's too young and haven't met Gai yet... Shit he's gonna turn Lee into a green wearing youth preaching psycho early! Oh well not my problem.. "Yar anyway can we get fucking moving?! I'm tired of waiting for you dumb ass monkeys... gah..." say Adri aggravated while Gai is preaching about the "FLAMES OF YOUTH" too Lee who looked excited... Adri betch slapped both Gai and Lee
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOUTHFUL BITCH SLAP, GREEN BEAN!?" Adri says while she's suddenly wearing a pimp outfit.
"That was so unyouthful...-sniff-" said Gai with chibi tears running.
"Gai-sensei! Don't worry we will rebuild the fire of youth by running 100 times around Konoha!" exclaimed Lee brightly to gay -ahem- I mean Gai...
"Yeah you'll be running from this..." says Adri as she pulls a chain saw out of thin air and kicks it on..
MWHAHAHA run run fast as ya can! You can't hide Greenman! HAHAHAHAHAA!
Adri was running after Gai and a 7 yr. Old lee with a machine grinning like a lunatic..
Naruto shrugs and pulls out a huge hammer and smacks Adri on the head then lee and Gai.
"SETTLE DOWN BEFORE I PULL A KYUUBI!" roared nari
after getting everyones attention he calms down
"As we were saying let's get the fuck out of here -sigh- im too old for this..."
But not too old for this -flashes yoai again- perverted gaki...
-bluuushhh- damn furball stop it I didn't even know we kept the mental link after u seperated...well sort of from me? Thought Naruto
We separated souls of 25 of it but the 75 you absorbed is still connecting us to each other. So long story short, we can communicate, know each others emotions we can send memories and all that other good stuff...
Oh thought Nari as he tell everyone to meet at the front gate.