Halloween Party!
Everyone, thank you for your reviews!! I'm happy you all like it! Happy Halloween everyone! Make sure you don't eat too much candy or—aw, what the heck… EAT ALL THE CANDY YOU HAVE BEFORE ANTS EAT THEM!!! (Or Marui, yes, Marui.) Don't blame me if you get a cavity! Haha…
As expected, the story will be ending a bit after Halloween…
"Nya… so… we just have to get through this building?" Kikumaru asked, playing with his kitty tail. "But the whole building is so big!!"
Gakuto was still holding on to his gun. "Aw shut it, Kikumaru. We'll win (and you'll die… Kukuku…) and that's final!"
"Marui-kun, if you get scared, you can hold on to me!!" Jiroh exclaimed, pulling Marui's bear costume.
Marui groaned, "Why am I on this team? I don't know anyone here! I just know that most of us are red heads and play doubles… besides Akutagawa, that is."
Jiroh went to sob in a corner.
Marui shrugged. He looked at the building in front of the team. He groaned even more, "Great, now we have to get through a giant building… I just want the stupid buffet!"
Gakuto pointed his gun at Marui. "Shut up or I'll shoot."
"Nya!! No!! Fighting isn't good!! Or at least, that's what Oishi said, nya!! We would be a better team if we stick together!!" Kikumaru cried, trying to pull the (fake) gun away from Marui's direction.
"If you shoot me, I'll personally haunt you for life." Marui stated.
"Nya, can't we all just get along?" Kikumaru asked, sobbing next to Jiroh in the corner.
"I'll shoot you after I win!" Gakuto announced as he pulled the gun back into its original place.
"Ok, can we go now, nya?" Kikumaru asked.
Marui shrugged, "I don't care, go."
Kikumaru opened the doors and peered inside. "Nya… it's kinda dark…" He carefully stepped inside, looking around, making sure nothing was going to pop out. The rest of the team walked silently after him.
Suddenly something fell from the ceiling, it was a giant spider. Well, it was made out of plastic, but in the dark, it just looked like a spider. Wow, imagine that, Atobe's maids and servants did all that work, and they used plastic spiders…
"Nya!!!" Kikumaru screamed and ran behind Gakuto who was pointing his gun at the spider.
A few moments later, nothing happened.
"SHOOT THE DAMN SPIDER!" Marui shouted.
"I… I can't…" Gakuto mumbled.
"WHY, NYA? WE'LL GET EATEN!!!"
"I don't have ammunition for it…" Gakuto said quietly.
Everyone fell down anime style.
"A-AND YOU CARRY THAT STUPID GUN FOR WHAT??!?!" Marui screamed.
Gakuto smiled sheepishly and chuckled.
Jiroh yawned, "I've seen scarier…" He poked the plastic spider. Then pulled the spider out and threw it aside. "Come on."
And from then on, the team (or at least Kikumaru and Gakuto) decided their leader should be Jiroh for his "fearless" attempt at destroying the "monster."
Niou had formed an evil plan, a very evil plan indeed… He almost laughed evilly, but he's too cool for that.
As the group, Yagyuu-Oshitari and Yukimura-Niou, entered the building, Niou was already planning on an evil idea. The thing is… he didn't know what evil idea he should use…
The fake spider dropped down again, but this time, it fell on unsuspecting Niou, and was shouting random curses and trying to get free.
Yukimura just stood by, watching his partner struggle to get free. Of course, he was smiling.
Yagyuu ran over to Niou and pulled the fake spider up. "Are you ok, Niou-kun?" He asked.
Niou secretly smirked evilly, then he said dramatically, "Oh Yagyuu! It was so scary… stay by my side, ok?"
"But Yukimura-kun is your partner, is he not, Niou-kun?" Yagyuu walked off, leaving Niou with a failed plan. Poor boy…
"Buchou… why didn't you help me?" Niou asked as the group made their way further.
"Because I thought it was amusing to watch you actually struggling in something." Yukimura said, smiling.
"Yukimura… you're sadistic…" Niou said quietly.
Yukimura just gave Niou an innocent smile.
"Oshitari-kun, since you know your buchou well, where do you think the traps will start and end?" Yagyuu asked the blue haired tensai.
"Hmmm… I'm not really sure since Atobe never really let me in on the details of the plan." Oshitari replied.
"Ah, I see…"
"Che, it's a fake spider…" Ryoma said poking the fake plastic. "Hey monkey king, you should know about this already, right?"
"Unfortunately, you will not win by asking Ore-sama because he didn't plan the building design. He just asked the servants to."
Sanada lowered his hat, "You got scared." He stated.
Atobe rolled his eyes. "Ore-sama was merely trying to get everyone into the spirit of Halloween."
"Che, mada mada dane…"
"Everyone, just be careful…" Tezuka said.
"Why was Ore-sama stuck with stoic people?" Atobe muttered to himself.
"Ah, you're about to trip over that skeleton…" Sanada pointed out.
"Which is obviously fake…" Ryoma said.
Atobe twitched, "Can you stop ruining this party with your negativity?" He asked. "Ore-sama planned it, so you can't just make fun of it."
The first year shrugged, he didn't care.
The group continued on in total silence…
"Mizuki-san…" Yuuta complained for the about the fiftieth time, "Yanagisawa-senpai is being really rude and annoying…"
Mizuki continued on walking, "Now that isn't my problem is it, Yuuta-kun?"
Fuji smiled at his brother, "Don't worry Yuuta, I'll assassinate him off for you later."
Yanagisawa kept complaining about how he wasn't paired with Atsushi.
Yuuta wanted to go sob in a corner.
Fuji opened his eyes just a slight bit, "And I'll assassinate Mituli-san off later too…" He said quietly to himself.
"Dane… can we stop, dane?" Yanagisawa continued on.
"Ryou, do you have any idea where we're going?" The younger Kisarazu asked.
The older one shook his head, "No, but I got a feeling…"
"That's what you've been saying for the past 10 minutes!" Bane shouted. "Give us real directions!!"
"Bane-san, for our sake, the bane of our survive is him… PTH."
Bane kicked him. "That didn't make sense at all!!"
"I think he means, we all depend of Ryou to find our way out…" Atsushi explained.
"Again, you actually understand him?" Ryou asked, dodging a random net that he had noticed a while ago.
"It's not that hard to understand him, you just need to just think about it."
"His puns are obsolete." Ryou stated. "No one listens to them."
"Bane-san… why is everyone so mean to my puns? Is it because I'm not punny enough? PTH."
"THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!!" Bane kicked him again.
"I think he means either that he doesn't make good puns, or that he's not funny enough…" Atsushi muttered.
"…Atsushi… do you like puns?" His brother asked.
"No, why?"
"Because you understand them so well…"
"…That is none of your business, is it, Ryou?"
"True."
And so, the group continued on... hoping Ryou's senses would really help them.
"Nande? Nande? Why was there a random corpse lying there? Nande?" The witch, or rather, Itsuki asked.
"BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN!" Kentaro shouted happily.
"Eh… guys… Where's Saeki-san?" Kawamura asked.
"…" Everyone looked around.
"Nande? Nande? Why is Saeki gone?"
"OH MY GOD!!! WE FORGOT SAEKI!! WE'RE GOING TO LOSE!!!" Kentaro screamed. "NO!!! SPIRITS OF HALLOWEEN! PLEASE DON'T EAT SAEKI!!!!!"
"Um… guys? I'm right here… I just tripped a while ago… I guess no one saw me…" Saeki said sadly.
Kentaro ran over to Saeki and poked him. "HE LIVES!!! HE'S NOT DEAD!! YAY!! WE'RE SAVED!! LET'S CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY!!!!"
So Kentaro's group continued on with their gay (meaning happy!) adventure. Yes, they were not scared for they were INVINCIBLE!!!! Cue the cute, happy music now!!
"Jackal-senpai… I don't want to be with this guy… he's dressed up as me… and he's hitting on me…" Kirihara whined and pointed to the Yamabuki boy.
Sengoku grinned, "I'm lucky to be in this group!"
Jackal/Hannah Montana sighed, "Must you all interrupt a perfectly good conversation?"
"I don't even know why I'm the captain! I'm never in charge…" Akazawa muttered sadly to Jackal, who was comforting the St. Rudolph (useless) captain.
"There, there, I feel for you… I'm always forgotten." Jackal said, patting Akazawa on the back.
"Senpai… this guy is really perverted and I think he just scarred my mind by telling me how babies are made…" Akaya cried, pulling on his fairy princess dress.
"You look so cute in that dress, you know." Sengoku continued on.
"Senpai… he's scaring me…" Akaya continued on.
Jackal had it, he wanted to stomp his foot and tell Akaya to shut up, but he ended up tripping over his high heels.
"…" Everyone just stared at the Rikkaidai "Wall" (haha, WALL) on the floor.
Kirihara pouted, "Senpai… falling like that won't excuse you for ignoring me…"
"Usu."
"Any other directions?" Inui asked.
"Usu."
"Stop it Sadaharu, you're scaring him." Yanagi said.
"Usu."
"Guys, why not we just get along?" Oishi asked. He wondered how Kikumaru was doing so far.
"Hmmm, go left you say?" Inui scribbled on his book. "Ii data…"
Yanagi sighed, "Sadaharu, how many times do I have to say this? When he says "usu" in a low voice, he's saying to go right! When he says "usu" in a higher voice, he means go left! He just told us to go right!" He explained.
"Ano… I was trying to say to go forward…" Kabaji said quietly.
"We're THINKING here!" The data pair shouted at poor Kabaji.
"Usu."
"A-ano, guys… really, we should continue walking instead of staying at the first turn in the building…" Oishi told them.
"Usu."
"No, I think he said go left."
"It's right, Sadaharu…"
Oishi sighed, "Come on, Kabaji… let's keep going, you can carry them if you like."
"Usu." Kabaji pulled the two by their collars, almost choking them.
"Shishido-san, if you get scare, I shall protect you with my life!" Choutaro announced heroically. There was almost a light shinning behind him, making him look like those cartoon characters when they are the hero and stuff.
Shishido sighed, "Choutaro, this whole thing is fake! You don't have to protect me!!"
Suddenly, he tripped over his dress and almost fell. Good thing heroic Choutaro was there to save his dear princess from falling into the evil clutches of the floor.
"Are you alright, Shishido-san?" Choutaro asked worriedly.
Shishido nodded, "Yes… if you let go of me…"
"Sorry!"
"By the way, isn't there someone else in this group?"
"I'm right here, guys…" Hiyoshi said quietly.
"Wow, you're so quiet… who would have known you were following us the whole time…" Shishido mumbled.
"We're a team together, senpai…" Hiyoshi muttered. "So is he." He pointed to Kaidoh the jogger.
"How come we never noticed you guys till now?"
"Because you're were too into your act of Romeo and Juliet…" Hiyoshi stated.
"Fshuuuuu…"
"…Oh."
"Shishido-san! I shall protect you!!!"
"…You already said that, Choutaro…"
"I know, but I love saying it!"
"…"
"Gekokujyou."
"Oi, oi… I've been following you for a long time!" A voice from behind them shouted.
Shishido jumped. Choutaro saved his dear princess yet again!
"Momoshiro…" Kaidoh said. "What are you doing here?
"Well… I don't think I'm in a team, so I'm with you guys."
"Oh… Welcome to the team then." Choutaro greeted.
"Let go of me, Choutaro."
Did I miss anyone? If I did, I'll just stick him in a random group or something… XD I almost forgot Kaidoh… and MOMO! OH NOES!!!
That was long! Hope you enjoyed it! Happy Halloween once again!