Halloween Party!

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN HERE, NYA!!!" Eiji sobbed in a corner.

"I'm so hungry…" Marui muttered, clutching his poor, empty stomach. "I can eat a bear if I wanted to…" Which was ironic since he was wearing a BEAR costume!

"Mousse pocky…" Jiroh kept chanting. "I want mousse pocky or I'll get cranky…"

Gakuto was sitting in the corner, murmuring crazily to himself, "Yuushi will be taken by that Yagyuu guy… Yuushi will be taken by that Yagyuu guy…"

Ryou was messing with the headband, "Atsushi, how can you survive with a headband on?"

Atsushi shrugged, "I got used to it," he adjusted his hat. "I miss wearing a hat…" he said sadly.

Saeki was looking at the broom closet, hoping something would happen. He sighed sadly, "There's no way outta here…"

"NOOOOO!!!" Kentaro screamed, almost making the windows shatter, "MY HALLOWEEN IS RUINED!!!!!" He went to sulk in a corner where no one was at.

"Taka-san, did you bring anything with you? Even sushi, nya?" Eiji asked hopefully.

"Ah, no… sorry." Taka replied.

"WE'RE GOING TO ROT HERE AND DIEEEE!!!!!" Kikumaru screamed and ran around the room like the panicky cat he is.

By now, Marui was on the ground, "Food…" He looked at Jiroh, "Chocolate…"

Jiroh sobbed, "I WANT MOUSSE POCKY!!!"

"QUIEEETTT!!!!" Ryou shouted.

Everyone stared at him.

"…" He coughed and pointed to his younger brother, "He said it…"

And so, everyone returned to their panicky state while Marui and Jiroh complained about their lack of food.

"Oh magical broom closet!!" Kentaro chanted, "Give us a sign!!!!"

"Kentaro… it's JUST a broom closet." Saeki told him.

"OHHHH!! MAGICAL BROOM CLOSET!! BRING ME SOME FOOD!!" Marui screamed from the other side of the room.

"BRING ME POCKY!!" Jiroh cried.

"GIVE ME YUUSHI!"

"G-guys… this is just a broom closet…" Saeki said, sweatdropping.

"OH MAGICAL BROOM CLOSET!! BRING US OUT OF HERE!!! GIVE US A SIGN!!!" Kentaro shouted.

"…Everyone here is insane." Ryou said, sighing.

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TEAM JAKS (haha, JAKS for Jackal, Akazawa, Kirihara, Sengoku) were still walking, except Kirihara who was snoring away in Sengoku's arms.

"Omigosh! YOU WATCH THAT TOO?!" Akazawa exclaimed. "Can you believe that she has to go through an operation?!"

Jackal nodded. "Can you believe her boyfriend of 5 years left her for his new coworker?!"

"I KNOW!"

"Well..." Sengoku said cutting in. "Naruto is awesome and it has action! But people don't actually die!"

Akazawa and Jackal rolled their eyes like a couple of girls. "We're talking about soap operas. NOT ANIME!"

Kirihara opened his eyes. "Well...actually, the Sandaime dies around episode 84 or 86...Orochimaru kills him."

"NOOO!! YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!!!" and Sengoku covered his ears.

Kirihara smirked. "Haha..." and then it hit him. Quite literally.

"OWW!! DARN YOU SENGOKU!!" Kirihara said rubbing his backside.

Sengoku just stared at him. "When did you start wearing PINK boxers?"

"YOU PERV!" Kirihara said pulling his dress down even lower.

Sengoku just kept staring at Kirihara. He picked him up.

Kirihara glared his, "I hope you die and rot in hell for the rest of eternity." glare.

"You're so cute when you glare." Sengoku said smiling his "I'm such a perv. BUT WHO CARES?" smile.

Being the girls they are, Jackal and Akazawa rolled their eyes at the two.

"I really hate that new girl." Jackal said with such hatred it could burn a hole in Sanada's hat.

"I hate her too. Did you see how she treated her mother-in-law?"

"But I really hope that the main character goes through the operation okay..." Jackal sniffed.

"And I hope that she finds a better man than the other one she previously had..." Akazawa sniffed.

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Walking down a hallway CAN have its perks. And Team MYSY found it.

"We found a door dane." Yanagisawa said.

"No duh!" Mizuki said. What did you think it was? Your face?"

"No!" Yanagisawa said getting annoyed. "I thought it was your mom! Dane!"

"Oh yeah?" Mizuki said getting worked up.

"YEAH DANE!"

"YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!!!"

"YOUR SO FAT THAT YOU CAN'T FIT THROUGH DOORS DANE!"

"YOU DIDN'T!!"

"Look at the disses they throw at each other..." Fuji said looking bored. "Eiji could do a better job."

Yuuta stepped in between them. "Guys...calm down...Let's just open the door..."

"YOUR MOM!!!" they both screamed.

Yuuta gasped, "W-what about my mother!" He yelled.

Fuji sighed, "Yuuta, we all know mom is the best mom ever."

"YES SHE IS!" Yuuta exclaimed.

"My mom is the BEST, she makes me whatever I ask for." Mizuki stated.

"Well my mom is the best because she IS, dane!!"

"Well our mom gave us a sister!!! She makes good pie!!" Yuuta shouted.

"Sisters?" Mizuki chuckled, "I have TWO! SO HA!"

"…I have a BROTHER AS WELL!" Yuuta pointed to Fuji who waved.

"Dane, so are you influenced by your sisters, Mizuki?" Yanagisawa asked, "You ARE quite girly, dane."

"…"

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"Sanada…" Atobe started.

"Atobe."

"Tezuka." Atobe said.

"…" Tezuka looked around, "…Echizen."

"Mada mada dane…"

Atobe scowled, "You just messed it up! You're supposed to say Sanada!"

"Yes?"

"…"

"Where are we?" Ryoma asked, pointing out the obvious.

"…In the maze." Atobe replied.

"Why?"

"Because we never got out."

"Che, then why don't we get out?"

"Because we're lost, Echizen. Atobe made us get lost with his horrible direction sense." Answered Sanada as he gave Atobe his horrifying glare.

"You know, the exit is right there…" Tezuka said.

"…"

"Buchou…"

"Yes?"

"Why didn't you tell us that earlier, Tezuka?" Atobe asked.

"Because I didn't have my glasses on before," Tezuka replied, "Now I do."

"…"

Sanada sighed, "Let's go then." Boy did he hate this group…

"…"

This team is soooo boring, ne?

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"Oh my gosh, we're stuck again!?" Niou shouted.

"Not so loud, Niou-kun, you're hurting my ears!"

"Heh, you're warm Yagyuu…" Niou said slyly.

"Get off of me, Niou-kun."

"Awww…."

"Get your hands out of my shirt, Niou-kun."

"Yukimura-san, do you think we should save those two?" Oshitari asked.

Yukimura smiled his "I'm such a pretty boy, you know I'm better than you" smile. "Let them have their fun…"

"…Niou-kun, as I said before, GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY SHIRT!" Yagyuu's scream was heard past the door.

"You're really warm, Yagyuu…"

"Yukimura-san, I think that Niou guy is raping Yagyuu-kun." Oshitari stated.

Yukimura continued smiling contently.

"…And you probably don't care…" Oshitari muttered.

"Gosh, I can't breath… Yagyuu, move your hand."

"I'm kind of stuck in here too, Niou-kun."

"Yukimura-san, should we save them now?"

"They asked to get in there first, so we should wait politely until they come out." Yukimura answered simply.

The tensai sweatdropped, boy he was sure glad his school was Hyoutei and not Rikkaidai.

"As much as I like staying here, GET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET!!" Niou shouted.

"Please stop shouting Niou-kun!" Yagyuu cried, "It's hurting my ears!! Especially when your face is right in front of me!"

"…I really think we should save them." Oshitari said, reaching for the door.

Yukimura gave him a "do you WANT to spoil my fun and die?" look, "Don't." He said.

"…fine."

"...Niou..."

"Yagyuu?"

"Please..." Yagyuu said trying to stay composed. "...Get your hand out of my pants..."

"...That's not me..." Niou said confused.

"Stop lying...who else could be in this room?"

"Well...this IS a haunted house..."

"And...you ARE a person who likes to sexually harass people."

"But its not me...here..."

And a smacking sound was heard.

"...Thank you for slapping both sides of my face..."

"Hey...at least I proved that I didn't have my hand in your pants."

"Then...what IS it?"

Yukimura smiled even more. Oshitari was just standing there not knowing what to do.

"Yukimura...I'm really worried about those two..."

Yukimura just stared his, "Leave them alone or die." stare.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"WHAT IS THAT?!"

"IS IT A SEVERED HAND?!"

"IT SHOULD BE PLASTIC!!!"

"IT'S NOT!! IT'S HARD, COLD, AND WET!!!"

"IT SHOULD BE PLASTIC!!!!!" Niou screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Yukimura just smiled.

Outside of Atobe's mansion, stood one of his many statues handless.

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"KABAJI!!" The three were still screaming.

"Hey…" Inui said for a moment.

"What is it Sadaharu?"

"Do you hear something?"

Yanagi thought about it, "Yeah… I hear it… it sounds like a crack…"

"Are we sinking?" Oishi asked.

"I don't know, I can't see…" Yanagi answered.

"I think we- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Oishi didn't get enough time before the three fell with screams.

When the three finally started to breathe again, Yanagi found himself in the strangest position. Why was he in Inui's arms? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Inui was sitting on Oishi's stomach, but they were not on the ground…

"Excuse us, we're having a private moment here!" A voice exclaimed.

"N-Niou?" Yanagi asked, still a bit shaken.

"Yanagi-kun, is that you?" Yagyuu asked from under the data pair… and Oishi. "I'm being harassed by Niou-kun! Save me!"

"There's a hand on Yagyuu's…" Niou coughed and said something close to pants. "And it isn't mine!!! How dare it!"

"It's all slimy… and warm!" Yagyuu cried.

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"Yukimura-san, I hear other voices and a crack…" Oshitari said.

"Shall we open the door?"

Oshitari reached for the door.

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"What kind of room was that!?" Shishido exclaimed, soaking wet to the bone.

Choutaro sneezed, "That was strange…"

Hiyoshi yawned, "I dodged it with my awesome ninja skills…" He said.

Momo coughed, "I drank the water! It tastes like strawberry punch! That's weird!"

Kaidoh scowled, "You probably though wrong."

Thank My Dad is Mr. Clean for this! She helped me a lot!