A/N: Sorry for the wait everyone! I went on holiday for a couple of days so I didn't get the chance to write. But I'm back!!! Hoorah!!! Three cheers for the self-absorbed author!!!

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Stand and Banana!!!

5

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"Eiji! You infected the wrong burger!"

"Wah! Gomen gomen gomen!"

"Now what do we do?"

"Dress up as mobsters and-"

"FUJI!!!"

"Sorry, couldn't resist."

"Alright everyone!" said Inui, taking charge, "I have an idea. Eiji, Oishi, this is what you'll do!"

Everyone crowded around him and listened carefully.

"You can't be serious!" said Kikumaru and Oishi.

"Either that or you'll have to drink five glasses of Inui's Super Deluxe Juice Extreme. Each," said a smiling Fuji.

"What a fantastic plan, don't you agree OIshi?"

"Ingenious. Let's go!"

Inui watched as the pair head towards the table. Are my juices really that bad?

The couple at the table were eagerly anticipating their dinner. Having worked hard the entire day, they had decided to treat themselves to a nice relaxing meal. So it came as quite a surprise when, having just received their meals, they encountered to teenagers with napkins covering their faces and holding bananas in their hands.

"Stand and banana…er…I mean deliver…" stammered Oishi.

The couple blinked.

HUH?!

What in the world…

Who the hell are they?

I don't remember reading about two loose psychopaths in the newspaper…

Kikumaru glanced at his teammates who were nodding encouragingly and giving them the thumbs up. Those guys are SO dead! He cleared his throat and tried again.

"Give me that burger or else…or else…or else…" Kikumaru turned to Oishi. "You tell them what'll happen."

"Uh…hand over the burger or else…or else…I'll stamp on your foot! No, wait…er…"

The man growled. "If you two don't get out of my sight I'll take those bananas and shove them down your throats with Tabasco sauce!"

"Oo!" exclaimed Kikumaru. "That's a good one! I you don't hand over that burger I'll grab my banana and shove it down my throat! Wait a minute…"

The man narrowed his eyes and growled again.

Sensing the impending life threatening situation, Oishi decided to switch tactics.

"Oh look!" he exclaimed, pointing out the window. "A distraction!"

The couple turned around, giving the pair ample time to take out the infected top of the burger (the man had to have something for dinner) and run for it. Having reached the safety of their table alive, Oishi and Kikumaru collapsed with relief.

"Thank goodness that's over!" exclaimed the pair.

"But there's still the problem of Echizen's date," pointed out Kawamura.

"Oh yeah.."

So far Ryoma and Sakuno's date hadn't made much progress. Even so, Sakuno was desperate to find a topic that would interest Ryoma.

"Ano…do you like cars?"

"Yes."

"Oh, what type?"

"The ones that work."

"Oh.

"Alright!" said a determined Momoshiro. "It's high time I taught Echizen how to be a man!"

"Heh? Then what was he before?"

"Nya, Echizen used to be a girl?!"

"Do you think Ryuuzaki-chan knows?"

"I wonder how Momoshiro found out?"

"Guys! I didn't mean it like that!"

"It's okay, Momoshiro, you can tell us. There's no need to keep it inside you."

"Shut up Mamushi!!!"

Ryoma turned his head towards the increasingly noisy table. What in the- gah!!! What are they doing here?!