7: Helena in Wonderland

"AHHH!" Helena screamed until she stopped falling. She landed in a soft patch of grass. She looked around, she was no longer in the clothes she had borrowed from Thomas but a dress with a light blue apron that was tied to her waist. "Where am I?"

"You, my dear, are in the Wonder-land." A pink and purple striped cat said

"I must be out of my mind. Its official I've lost it!"

"No, not yet any way."

"Wait what is this place? I think I know it. It's on the tip of my tongue."

"You're our first visitor since Alice and that hasn't been for many a year." The cat faded away and left Helena to herself. She was in the middle of what looked like a maze. She steadily made her way through it, when she finally realized that she was completely lost she cheated and went through the hedges.

'Tick tock, tock tick! Don't stop running you can't quit!' Chimed in Helena head. "Shut Up!" She yelled until she fell through one of the hedges and landed into a forest or a swamp. Helena wasn't sure. When she got up there was a raised runway in the middle of the Swamp. She went up to the small wooden plaque that was posted at the beginning of it. 'Start Line' it read. "Don't stop running, huh?" Helena didn't care that she was in a stupid dress, she had the chance to run and she was going to take it. She set a pace for herself, 'Left, Right, Left, Right.' She thought as she ran. The runway thing continued on forever. She had been running for at least a half hour when she stopped. When she looked around her, she was back where she started. "You're not going to get anywhere if you take the easy way out." cried the pink and purple cat again. "Can you help me?"

"I could but I don't want to get on the Queens nerves."

"Wait, this place seems all too familiar. You said that this is Wonderland, and the last person to visit was Alice. This is the Wonderland from Alice in Wonderland!"

"I don't know, maybe. Could be possible."

"The Queen, she's the Queen of hearts, right?"

"Ha! Don't be silly! That Queen and her tiny king died a long time ago. We have the Queen of spades. But she continues painting everything black."

"Alright I can deal with that but, can you help me get out of here?"

"Nope! You can't take the easy way out of everything!" The cat faded away again, leaving Helena alone. Helena climbed up the hill and went back into the maze. Inside the maze there was another tiny plaque. It showed a picture of the Maze and it had a small red dot that said 'You Are Here!' Helena was always good with puzzles. "Left turn, left turn, right turn, left." She whispered to herself.

After two Left turns, a right turn and another left Helena was at the end of a long table. "Doh Hello! Are you here for my tea party?" A man with a rather large nose asked. He was holding a tea pot and had a rather extravagant Top hat on. "Um…I'm lost."

"Lost! Oh How terribly terrible! I hate being lost, it confuses me so much." He poured himself a cup of tea and 5 other cups.

"How many people are coming to your tea party?" The man sat down and placed the tea pot on top of his top hat. "Well let's see here, there's you and then there's me and that's everybody!"

"But if I wasn't here you wouldn't have a tea party and why did you pour 6 cups of tea?"

"Well for them to cool off, silly! Nobody likes burning their mouth on hot tea."

"Oh well, can I ask you for some help?"

"Mental or physical?" Helena chuckled "Directional, like I said I'm lost. Could you help me get out of here?"

"Well I can't help you without knowing where you want to go."

"A place called the 4th kingdom. There's 10 of them and apparently this isn't one of them."

"Oh you mean the place where the grass is greener? Oh well, you just go down the rabbits hole."

"Where's that?"

"Look in here and tell me if you see anything interesting. I don't know why, but my hat seems to think it is a rabbit hole." The man took off his tall top hat and sat it on the table. Helena had to stand up to look. The man opened the top of the hat and when Helena looked down, it was the most remarkable thing. "That's me. I'm asleep?" Inside Helena saw her body lying in the field of wheat. "bye-bye now!" The man pushed Helena into his hat. "Ahh!" Helena fell into the hat and right next to her body.

"God! For once can I get a soft landing!" Beside her body was Prince Jason and Thomas. He pushed a stray hair out of her face, Helena felt his hand on her face but they didn't see her. "Hello! Is anybody home!" She waved her hand in front of Jason's face. He didn't react. She looked behind him at his brother, Robert, was holding Cassie's Hand! "Oh great here I am, possibly Dying and you're hooking up with royalty that probably isn't real! Hello! Anybody! Talk to me People! Alright, screw you guys I'm gonna find a way out of this myself. Okay, I'm not crazy. I'm just having one heck of an out of body experience."

Helena turned her head when she heard a little girls giggle coming from the woods. She followed the noise until she came across a little girl, no more than 6. she was in a dress and had a black messenger bag around her. "Hello," The little said when she saw Helena. "Hello" Helena used the sweet voice she used when she had gotten stuck babysitting the neighbors kids. "Can you see me?" The little girl nodded her head yes.

Finally The brain blockage has broken! I have to go and get back to typing while my stroke of genius is still stroking.