Mew Kazurinu: Warning this chapter contains Alexis-bashing. This Chapter was meant to be written that way. So no flames please.
Chapter 2
It was noon in Chazz's dormitory, as Jasmine sat upright on his bed, thinking of ways on how Chazz could have a chance of getting over Alexis. Then it hit her like a cold brick, if Chazz could think negatively about Alexis, then maybe he could start to dislike her enough where he wouldn't think of her romantically. It wasn't that Chazz needed to be more negative since he was the type who found the bad in a good situation; all it was is a possible way for Chazz to start over.
"Chazz, have you ever thought of making a list of all of Alexis's bad qualities?" asked Jasmine facing the boy in the desk who was rearranging his deck.
"No," said Chazz, "She doesn't have any." Jasmine slapped her head wondering how was it when you needed Chazz to be negative, he refused.
"Okay," replied Jasmine trying to think of what Chazz could do, "I got it! I want you to make a list of all the things she has hurt you with. I mean you probably have taken emotional damage from her." Chazz moaned and thought I can't believe I have to actually do something to move on. The Chazz does not like this one bit. Chazz figured Jasmine wouldn't let him not obey her, and he attempted to think of what any possible way Alexis had negatively affected him.
"I can't think of anything," Chazz said after awhile. Jasmine sighed thinking that this was going to be harder than she imagined. The spiky haired boy needed her assistance, and he needed it bad.
"What about Jaden?" she asked cruelly. Chazz turned around in his seat furiously. Jasmine won. He muttered something using a few curse words and the word slacker and blonde. Jasmine watched as he pulled out a piece of paper.
"Okay, fine," he said angered. Who did Jasmine think she was mentioning how a stupid Slifer won Alexis over?
1. She chose that slacker over me
Chazz thought some more, what was wrong with Alexis he wondered. There had to be something that he always overlooked. Jasmine was hoping that she wouldn't have to think of everything for him. Chazz frowned as he found a flaw with the girl he loved or shouldn't love.
2. She is more masculine than her brother.
Jasmine looked over his shoulder and laughed. She hadn't even noticed this before, but she supposed it was true. Alexis was the tomboy in a girl's uniform. Who knew what she wanted in life? She gave Chazz a quick hug.
"Already, you made progress!" she exclaimed with a giggle. Chazz shrugged and ignored the red head. He had to think of something, this was not going to be easy.
3. Not an amazing
duelist, she's supposed to be queen of the school, and she even
lost to me and that damn slacker. I bet even Syrus could beat her.
4.
She has anger management problems
Chazz was feeling better sooner than he thought he would. He was amazed how fast he could think of the three and four simultaneously. He looked over at Jasmine who was reading his dueling magazine. "Stay away from my magazine," he demanded. Jasmine looked up at him, smiling like a Cheshire cat.
"Just keep making that list. I am very interested in this article about Aster Phoenix, isn't he just dreamy?" she said dreamily. Chazz groaned and thought He's not so amazing. He may be a pro, but he's not Chazz Princeton, I bet I could take him on and beat that's sorry loser.
"Whatever," he said as he turned back to the list. He wondered if Alexis ever had a secret crush on Aster, but Chazz doubted it. It didn't matter.
5. She doesn't
seem interested in boys and the Slacker doesn't count, his brain
isn't advanced to be enough to be human.
6. She's too perfect
at every damn thing she does. It's on the verge of annoying, and
she still ends up failing at dueling half the time.
"What do you see in Aster?" asked Chazz without thinking as he thought harder on the negatives of Miss Rhodes. It didn't matter, but he was curious.
"I didn't say I had a crush on him. He's just amazing and so hot," said Jasmine defensively, "You can do that you know, and I am a single girl. I have that right!" Chazz turned to number six.
7. She hides her emotions.
"He's just a stuck-up brat," replied Chazz. Why didn't any girl he know not see that? Just because he is a pro, that it didn't make him so great?
"Oh yeah, like you're one to talk," retorted Jasmine. She knew he wasn't perfect or meant to be her prince charming, but she could only dream, and she didn't have much else to think about.
8. She wouldn't
know how to fight back, she never had that problem.
9. Her ass is
probably bigger than her brain.
10. She abandoned Mindy and Jasmine, her first friends here and her only friends that are girls to hang out with guys (oh I mean Jaden.)
After an hour and he had reached to number 28, he handed the paper to Jasmine. She put down the magazine and looked over the list. She looked up at Chazz's pale face and cold grey eyes and asked, "How do you feel about her now?" Chazz looked disgruntled, because he honestly didn't want to talk about his feelings. It didn't matter whether his emotions were negative or positive.
"I feel like I was blinded," Chazz admitted quietly after Jasmine had glared at him for keeping silent for so long.
"Good, that's how you should feel," said Jasmine standing up, "You never have to make a list like this again, if you don't want to." Chazz let out a sigh of relief, thinking was not his thing unless it was coming up with insults, dueling, or actually having to use his brain for school or something to that affect.
"So what else do we have to do?" asked Chazz hesitantly. Jasmine smirked and grabbed his shoulders.
"You have to look at other girls," she corrected and stating what Chazz had to do. Jasmine continued, "Oh, and don't forget, I have more plans for you up my sleeve." She patted his cheek and turned with her back from last night to go back to her dorm. Chazz fell on his bed as she left thinking this is going to be harder than he imagined. Who knew Jasmine was so determined for someone else. Then Chazz realized, he was going to break Jasmine's inferiority complex.
Jasmine: I do not have an inferiority complex.
Mew Kazurinu: Not consciously, but think about it, who wouldn't if one of your best friends was treated like a goddess?
Chazz: I can't believe, I become Jasmine's dog. How did some girl become able to tell me what to do?
Mew Kazurinu: Because I wrote this thing, you will get over it.
Jasmine: Someone has an ego.
Chazz: I agree
