Romeo and Juliet: Konoha High school Play

Rate: T

Pairings: SasuHina, NaruIno, and maybe some others

Genre: romance/comedy/drama/ some action maybe

Author note: I don't own Naruto or SasuHina. Also my first story so please don't flame me too much. Also in this story Sasuke's clan has not been murdered; and Naruto is evil in here.

Chapter 3

The next day Hinata had memorized and knew how to recite her lines by heart. She was ready for the play but had her mind was on what was wrong with Sasuke.

Hinata even noticed that when they walked to school together Sasuke was trying to avoid speaking to her as much as possible. But they still ended up having a conversation about the test today.

Hinata thought that maybe Sasuke didn't like that she talked back at him with the worst metaphors on earth the other day. In the class before lunch she thought, "I've known him for so long and I have never heard him talk to me like he did yesterday. Maybe it's because he doesn't know Naruto-kun that well so he's being overprotective with me on who I date."

Then she felt a light tap on her head and the teacher's voice came up and said, "Excuse me, Hinata Hyuga pay attention!" She turned bright red as the class started to giggle a little. Then the bell rang for lunch and embarrassed Hinata hurried to get there to escape the embarrassment as soon as possible.

When she got to the lunch area she tried to look for Sasuke but he wasn't on any of the tables. So Hinata decided to eat outside on the grass; and as she was heading out she heard someone call to her. She turned around to see none other than Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka. "Hey Hinata, can we eat with you?" Naruto asked cheerfully.

Hinata just nodded, although she did find it strange how Naruto sounded so cheerful, but he wanted to eat with her so who cared! So then they went outside, and found a seat under a tree. They sat down and shared their food with one another (not in any nasty way). Then when Naruto had some food from Hinata's he said surprised, "Wow, Hinata this is great! But then again this is what I would expect from you!"

Hinata blushed and then said shyly, "Actually I bought it at a store next to my house."

Naruto looked down embarrassed and Ino said to him, "You know there is a real art to flirting and I can teach you."

"I know that! You don't need to teach me anything!" Naruto yelled at Ino.

Then Ino simply replied, "No, you didn't know and that's why I'm your tutor at school."

Hinata giggled as they argued and laughed, "How merry!"

"What do you find so merry about an idiot and an annoying girl arguing?" asked a voice behind her.

She turned around to see Sasuke, who sat right down beside her. "Sasuke-kun, where on earth have you been all this time sweetie?" Ino cheered gleefully.

"Were you here this whole time?" Sasuke asked Hinata as he opened bento box and ignored Ino.

"Yeah, where were you?" Hinata asked back, and he just shrugged in reply.

Sasuke passed his food around too, and Ino cheerfully said, "Wow Sasuke did you make this?"

"No, I bought this at the store next to Hinata's house yesterday," he replied coldly.

"But you heated it up, right?" Ino asked trying to sound cheerful. He just shook his head no, and Hinata noticed that he looked pretty upset.

"Weird, Ino and I were there too and we didn't see you," Naruto said. Then Hinata noticed that at that comment Sasuke looked even more upset then earlier, as if he hated the thought of yesterday.

To change the subject so Sasuke didn't explode Hinata asked Naruto, "So um… I heard Sakura Haruno broke up with you. D-d-d-o you have any ideas w-w-w-why?"

"Actually I broke up with her. She turned out to be even scarier when you get to know her," Naruto responded shivering.

Hinata glanced at Sasuke and he was wearing the 'I told you so' grin. She wanted to wipe that grin off his face but didn't want Naruto to see her ugly side till they got married (as if that is ever going to happen). So she closed her eyes and sighed as she picked up what she thought was food with her chopsticks.

Then before she could put it in her mouth Sasuke gave her a little tap on the shoulder. Hinata turned around to him and he pointed to her chopsticks. When she looked at her chopsticks she saw that she had picked up a very hairy caterpillar.

"GYAAAAAAH!" Hinata screamed as she tossed her chopsticks into the air and grabbed Sasuke subconsciously.

Sasuke said laughing, "See you are the clumsiest girl I have ever met!"

Hinata shoved him away and yelled, "Grr, and you are such a jerk!"

But then she remembered Ino and Naruto and turned her eyes to them. Ino was glaring at Hinata and Naruto was glaring at Sasuke. They stayed silent for a moment that felt like forever.

"So… um are you guys going to try out for the school play?" Hinata asked to break the silence.

"Yeah, I'd love to be picked as Juliet so I can appear on the television all over Japan," Ino said dreamily as she broke her glare with Hinata to look up at the clouds.

Hinata was relieved that Ino was no longer glaring at her but then looked remembered that Ino said appear on television. "Wait, w-w-w-what do y-y-y-you means appear on t-t-t-television?" Hinata asked still shocked.

"Didn't you read the sign up flier it?" asked Ino surprised. Hinata looked down embarrassed because she only looked at all the names signed up and that mainly Naruto Uzumaki, note was no longer with Sakura Haruno on that flier.

Ino sighed and explained, "Well the play will be recorded and put on television all over Japan. Then the videos recorded will be copied and sold all over to make money for our village Konoha."

Hinata began to have a funny in her tummy because she was extremely shy and couldn't stand being watched by any crowd and if she was then she would usually have an embarrassing puking accident. But before she could puke a hand crept over to Hinata's and squeezed it. She turned to Sasuke who smiled reassuringly and she just smiled back while squeezing his hand back.

Then Naruto interrupted to say angrily, "Hey we better get ready for class it's about to start!"

So everyone got what was theirs and left to their lockers. Hinata opened up her locker got all her stuff for the next period and when she turned to go she saw Sasuke who was facing her with a decently serious look on his face. He opened his mouth and what came out was, "BRING!" Oh no… wait that was the bell to go to the next class.

Hinata then asked, "What?" He then just shook his head and left to his next class. She shrugged and then did the same.

Then after school at the school theater Hinata forced herself to go into the theater where she met with a lot of other student's sitting on the chairs in front of the theater. She some how found a seat at the front and sat down behind the chairs with people in their twenties or something behind a desk. The room was so nosy with everyone talking Hinata couldn't here herself think!

Then Hinata saw a beautiful woman around her twenties with long caramel brown which was tied behind her, step onto the stage with a beer can in one hand and a headphone on her head to her mouth. The woman looking irritated at the chattering crowd began by asking, "Hey can you all shut up like now?"

The chattering began to recede until it was quiet. The woman took a sip of her beer, sighed, and said cheerfully, "Hello, everybody! My name is Yashiro Todaiji and I will be directing your schools Romeo and Juliet play!"

Hinata felt herself and the crowd gasp. Yashiro Todaiji was the director of the movie Make Out Paradise, which is the movie that the teachers never stopped talking about especially Kakashi Hatake. Yashiro then continued and said, "Okay, so I'm going to guess that most of you memorized your lines for the audition?"

Then the there was sudden loud cricket sound as the whole theater room was really quiet! Hinata had memorized her lines but decided to keep quiet so she didn't draw attention to herself. "Okay… that's great…," Yashiro said with a sarcastic tone.

"Then let's see what ya all got so far," she said smirking as she took another sip of her beer, "Oh and you have to aw the seven judges and me on that desk. We'll call your name and if you're not on the stage in two minutes then we'll presume you're not here and move on!"

The audition took thirty minutes to get through the first fifty people, and some of the people weren't even from the school! The girls were required to get on the fake balcony and act like someone was down there talking to them. Also the boys had to be below the balcony, act like they were talking to someone on the balcony, then climb up and act like they were sweet talking to a girl.

Hinata sighed and slumped in her chair about to fall asleep after Ino's act, when the name Naruto Uzumaki was called up. She sat straight up and watch him act out Romeo; and he was really good and all but he was so loud that most of the judges were closing there ears as they watched him. After he was done he asked, "How was that?!"

"Great! But can you tone down your voice?" Yashiro asked trying to keep up her smile.

"…" Naruto whispered something but it was to quiet to here.

"Okay… you know what forget it!" Yashiro sighed sounding disappointed and then called, "Hinata Hyuga!"

Hinata then felt something come up to her throat but she swallowed it down, slowly walked up to the stage and onto the fake balcony. When she got up she saw the eyes on her, felt another funny in her tummy, and just stood there. "Anytime now while I still got beer in this can please!" Yashiro yelled from the judging desk.

Hinata was ready to back down but when she touched her chest she felt the necklace that Sasuke gave her. She held it for a second, looked at it, and remembered that if she back down or anything Sasuke would be right again and never let her live it down. Hinata then wondered, "Where is Sasuke anyway?"

Then she decided to get it over with and she began to say her lines. "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be sworn my love, and I'll no be a Capulet," Hinata said as confidently as possible, hoping that she showed Sasuke a thing or to with that.

"Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face nor any other part. Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? That which we all call a rose. But any other word would smell as sweet. So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, without that title. Romeo, thy name, and for thy name, which is no part of thee. Take all myself," Hinata said more confidently. (Author's note: after copying that from the Romeo and Juliet book, I have just realized Juliet talks a lot.)

Then before she could say more Sasuke's voice came up and it said with yearning, "I take thy word. Call me love, and I'll be baptized. Henceforth I never will be Romeo."

Hinata looked to see where Sasuke was couldn't find him so continued her lines forgetting about the crowd watching her, "W-What man art thou that, thus bescreened in the night, so stumblest on my counsel?"

Then all of a sudden from behind the stage curtains Sasuke stepped out and said smiling, "By name a I know not how to tell the who I a. My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself. Because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would tear the word."

Hinata was surprised by his sudden his appearance and that he looked so handsome under the balcony. She then shook out of the trance as Sasuke climbed up to the fake balcony, looked at him, and said, "My ears have yet not drunk a hundred words of thy tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound. Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?"

Sasuke wrapped his arms around her and said, "Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike."

Hinata looked into Sasuke eyes and said, "How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The orchard walls are high and hard to climb and the place of death, considering who thou are, if any of my kinsmen find thee here."

Then Sasuke responded, "With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls' for stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do, that dares love attempt. Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.

Then he leaned his head down to Hinata's and kissed her softly on the lips. At first she was shocked but Hinata quickly relaxed and kissed Sasuke back putting her arms around his neck. She felt like she was in a dream or heaven or something like that. But then she snapped out of it when she heard the crowd aw and applauds.

Hinata tried to push Sasuke away while she began to blush like no tomorrow. When she looked up at his face, he was smirking, and his arms were still holding onto Hinata tightly. "Sasuke, you pervert let go!" Hinata whispered while trying to get free.

"Yeah right as if you really want me to!" Sasuke whispered back as he smirked and still held onto her tightly.

She blushed even harder (if possible) because what he said was right, again! But everyone was watching them and she knew that the Sasuke fan girls would kill her and Naruto would miss understand the situation like always!

Then Yashiro's voice came and it said, "Okay, will you guys get a room or something?! We go a whole lot of other people here to audition and my husband is going to kill me if I have more than one or two cans of beer or any kind of liquor!"

Hinata and Sasuke looked down and apologized for their misbehavior. But Hinata could see that Yashiro was actually smiling at them as if she had really enjoyed the show. Then they grabbed their things and left the theater to go home.

"That's just great Sasuke! Now you stole my second to first kiss!" Hinata scolded as they walked home.

Sasuke smirked and said, "As if you didn't enjoy it…"

"Well yeah I did but-," Hinata said but covered her mouth to shocked at what she said to finish.

Sasuke just smirked triumphantly and walked ahead of her as she swung her backpack to hit him but missed. Then she put on her backpack, folded her arms together, and said in a whiny voice, "I just pray that I got the part of Juliet after what happened!"

"Don't worry that liquor woman was probably to drunk to tell what was actually tell what we did was wrong at all," Sasuke said, "and I thought you were really good! So you'll probably make it."

Hinata sighed and glared at the ground angry at Sasuke's attitude and sense of humor. But she had to admit if it wasn't for him she would have messed up so bad on the audition it wouldn't have been funny. So she just said, "Sasuke?"

Sasuke turned around, Hinata took a deep breath, and then she said smiling, "Thank you for helping me."

"W-w-what? I-I mean uh… you're welcome," he flustered. Hinata laughed because she actually said something so surprising to Sasuke that it made him stutter for the first time!

Sasuke then smirked evilly and Hinata stopped laughing when she saw it. "Then you can repay me by using your tongue the next time we kiss at an audition," Sasuke said cheerfully.

Hinata started blushing and started trying to hit him with her backpack. "You're such a dirty pervert! I hate you!" Hinata screamed while doing so.

Sasuke just ran off laughing while dodging every hit she through at him. Although even as she did so she still thought about the audition, wondering when they would post the list of who got what part. But oh well; only time will tell that.

The end of chapter 3

This had to be the longest and hardest chapter I've done so far!(not to mention the fact I haven't had my first kiss yet!) Also I have to admit I don't think this chapter was as funny as the two before. Oh well! Please review, I'd love to hear what you thought of this chapter.