Scene 2- At The Park
Kurama- Hey keiko...Can I talk to you about something?
Keiko- Sure, anything. -smiles warmly at Kurama-
Kurama- Well, there's this guy that I really like...
Keiko- Really? Kurama, that's great! Who is it? .
Kurama- Well, it's Yusuke...
Keiko- WHAT?! YUSUKE'S MINE!!!!!!! -beats Kurama with a stick-
Kurama- Keiko! -cries- Ahh! Keiko, no! Please stop!
Yusuke- Hey! -spots the two and runs over to the scene- What's going on here?! -takes the stick from Keiko-
Kurama- Yusuke...I LOVE YOU! -clings to Yusuke-
Yusuke- -screams like a little girl and tires Kurama to a tree before running away screaming with Keiko-
Kurama- Wait! Yusuke! Please! Come back and rape me!!!!!!! -cries-
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Yukina- Hiei...where do babies come from?
Hiei- hn.
Kuwabara- I could show you Yukina!!!
Yukina- -face lights up- Really?! D
Hiei- -draws his sword and puts it to Kuwabara's throat- Don't even think about it you losey piece of last month's cake.
Yukina- OO Hiei! Naughty!
Hiei- -grunts- Yukina...you don't understand. He was going to try to put his bat into your cave... -twitches-
Yukina- D Kuwabara! Why didn't you tell me you had a pet bat?! I want to see it! D
Hiei- -twitches-
Kuwabara- If you come over to my house, I'll let you play with my bat all you want. heh heh heh )
Hiei- Don't you dare even think about it, you bafoon! -knocks Kuwabara out with the back of his sword-
Yukina- OO Brother!