Atlantis
Limericks
By
Deana Lisi
Disclaimer:
I don't own any SGA characters. Doh!
Happy
New Year, everyone! I wrote these limericks last year, but kept forgetting to post them, lol! Oh, by the way, today is Paul McGillion's 39th and Joe Flanigan's 41st birthday! Isn't that cool that they were born on the same day? ;)
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There one
was a Science doc,
Smartest
man ever lived on this rock.
His name
is McKay,
And he's
been yelling all day,
'Cause
he's missing an orange sock!
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There once
was a Scottish guy.
I want him
so much I could cry.
His name
is Carson,
And I'd
like to kiss him,
After
which, I'm sure I would fly! ;)
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There once
was a Colonel named John.
Who
writers love to cause harm.
I'll admit
that he's cute,
And he is
not a brute,
'Specially
when he uses his charm!
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There once
was a warrior man,
Of the
Wraith he is not a fan.
Ronon's
his name,
And he
quickly gained fame,
When all
the girls saw his hot tan!
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There once
was a lady named Weir.
For
Atlantis, how she does care.
She headed
the mission,
But
Kavanagh kept dissin',
So she
threw him out on his rear!
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Teyla is
part of the team.
Against
her, you'd better not scheme.
When she
takes out her sticks,
Badguys
better run quick,
'Cause
she's much stronger than she seems!
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Zelenka
has messy hair.
Every day,
the people all stare.
It looks
such a mess,
In a state
of duress,
But tell
him, no one will dare!
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THE END
How'd
you like those? LOL! ;)