Scene 4- Party At Yusuke's House
Kuwabara- Hey Yukina! -takes off his shirt and jumps on the table dancing- I'm to sexy for my shirt! To sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts!
Yukina- -screams and eyeballs start on fire- Hiei! Help me!!!
Hiei- -poors a bucket of water over Yukina's head- hn.
Yukina- -eyeballs sizzle-
Kurama- You guys are ridiculous! -jumps up on the table and starts dancing- I'm bringin' sexy back! -touches himself, looking at Yusuke-
Yusuke- -vomits on Hiei-
Hiei- You imbicile! -punches Yusuke-
Keiko- Ah! No! -tackles Kurama off the stage- Stay away from my man!!!
Kurama- Uh, excuse me girlfriend?! He;s my boyfriend! -girly-slaps Keiko-
Yusuke- -throws up again on Hiei-
Hiei- Now you're an even greater imbicile! -punches Yusuke again-
Yusuke- Ow! -had a black eye-
Keiko- Oh no you didn't!
Kuwabara- So Yukina...Want to get together some time?
Hiei- You bastard! -goes outside, rips out a huge tree, brings it inside, and beatd Kuwabara with it- STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
Yukina- OMG!
Botan- Hiei! No, stop! Remember, violence is not the answer, young grass-hopper! -lites incents-
Hiei- You're right! -puts on a hippie head-band and sits down on the floor crosslegged, rocks back and froth with his eyes closed- Kum-bi-ya my lord! Kum-bi-ya!
Botan- -sits down next to Hiei- Kum-bi-ya my lord! Kum-bi-ya!
Yukina- -pulls Kuwabara in a closet and locks the door- Shh! Don't tell my brother! -giggles-
Kuwabara- Woop! Woop! -pulls off his pants-
Yukina- -giggles- Give it to me hard or don't give it to me at all!
Kuwabara- Yesh! -pulls out a My Little Pony and makes it fight with Yukina's pony-
Yukina- Yes! Yes! Harder, Kuwabara! Harder! -makes her pony fight back-
Hiei- -breaks down the door and beats Kuwabara with another tree- You bastard!
Kuwabara- -scream- Ahh! Ow! I'm! Ow! Getting beat up by a half-pint! He's a fisty one!
Kurama- Ou! I like 'em fisty!
Hiei- Ew, no! Botan, we're leaving!
Botan- Awww!