Scene 6- Kurama's House

Hiei- Kurama, why the hell did you have to have a sleepover for your birthday party?

Kurama- -squeezes his teddy bear- Because I love you guys…

Yusuke- uh…Knowing that we all know that you're gay…Can you not say that?

Kuwabara- Yeah…Yusuke, you better watch out! Kurama might rape you in your sleep!

Yusuke- -twitches-

Kurama- Nu ah! -hugs his teddy bear tighter- You guys are mean!

Hiei- Since it's Kurama's birthday….don't you think we should play Barbie dolls? You know…..because he's gay and all???

Yusuke- -twitches-

Hiei- STOP WITH THE DAMN TWITCHING!!!

Yusuke- You're just jealous, because you can't twitch like I can!

Hiei- Want a bet? –twitches so much that he falls off Kurama's bed and looks like he's having a seizure-

Kuwabara- Uhh….half-pint…..Are you okay?

Hiei- Shut up you sister-rapist and go make me a sandwich!

Kuwabara- Make me make you a sandwich!

Hiei- -pulls out another tree-

Kuwabara- -screams- Don't hurt me! -goes and makes Hiei a sandwich-

Hiei- Hn. What a buffoon!

Yusuke- Hey Kurama, got any porn in here?

Kurama- I sure do! -big cheesey smile and tosses Yusuke a yaoi magazine-

Yusuke- -twitches and throws it at Kurama's head- That is not what I had in mind!

Kurama- -smiles- Oh well, then next time, be more pacific.

Yusuke- -sets Kurama's pants on fire-

Kurama- EEKK! MOMMY! –runs around screaming-

Hiei- Hn. You guys are lame. If Botan was here, she'd play barbie's with me.