Scene 9 – Zoo
Hiei- This is so stupid…
Yusuke- Then why did you come?
Hiei- I had nothing better to do…
Kurama- -giggles- You just wanted to come, because they're selling the limited edition zoo Barbie!
Hiei- -points to Kurama- LIES!!!
Kuwabara- O-M-G! Penguins!
Hiei- -stabs four penguins and roasts them over a random fire like marshmallows-
Kuwabara- -screams like a little girl- HOW COULD YOU?!!!
Kurama- Like, O-M-G! Isn't that zoo-keeper so sexy?! –Points to a bald, old, short man-
Yusuke- -twitches-
Kuwabara- That's Hiei in ten years! –Bursts out laughing-
Hiei- -throws Kuwabara in a near-by monkey cage- Stay where you belong, you baboon!
Kuwabara- -Screams- MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey- -licks Kuwabara-
Kuwabara- Oh! You tiger! -Sexy growl-
Yusuke- -twitches and is dressed up like a fish- I need some new friends…
Kurama- …Why are you dressed up like a fish, Yusuke?
Yusuke- Oh, this? -Points to his fish suit- I bought it at the zoo costume shop! Like it?
Kurama- Heck yesh!!!!!!!! I so want one!!!!!!!!!! -Runs off to the costume shop-
Hiei- -Goes and steals the zoo Barbie and then comes back- Can we go now?
Kuwabara- No! I'm not leaving without Peggy! -Hugs the monkey-
Yusuke- …You named the monkey Peggy…? -Twitches- I thought you loved Yukina!
100 Angry Police Men- There you are, thief! Give us back that Barbie doll! -all chasing Hiei-
Hiei- -shrieks, puts on a dress, and runs away- Catch me if you can! I'm the gingerbread man!
100 Angry Police Men- Get back here, thief! –Still chasing Hiei-
Kurama- -comes back dressed up as an anteater What'd I miss?
Yusuke- -twitches-