SCENE 13- Park
Hiei- Botan…do barbies go to heaven?
Botan- I don't know…why?
Hiei- BECAUSE THE BAKA DUCK THAT YOU DECIDED TO GET INSTEAD OF A PUPPY IS EATING MY HAWAIIN BARBIE!!!!!!!!! -chokes duck-
Mr. Scribbles- Quack! Quack! QUACKS! –flaps wings-
Botan- Hiei! Drop Mr. Scribbles this instance! –slaps Hiei on the back of the head-
Hiei- Hn. –drops duck- Stupid animal.
Kuwabara- -eats an entire tree and starts walking towards another one- Mmmmm…..trees….
Kurama- -shrieks- Kuwabara! No! –squeezes the tree-
Yusuke- -points to Kurama- TREE HUGGER!
Kurama- -cries- Why do you have to be so mean?! –kisses the tree-
Yusuke- -rolls on the ground and laughs so hard that he pisses himself-
Keiko- Ew! Yusuke! That's nasty!
Kuwabara- -walks over to Keiko- Why is that nasty? -pisses himself too-
Keiko- -screams-
Yukina- Have no fear! Super Yukina is here! –has a cape on- I'll save you, Keiko!
Yusuke- SUPER YUKINA?!!!! -laughs so hard that he pisses himself again-
Keiko- Ew! Yusuke! Stop that! –pisses herself- DANG IT!
Kurama- I agree with the ladies! That's nasty! –pisses himself- Oops…
Kuwabara and Yusuke- -piss themselves from laughing too hard again-
Yukina- Ew! This is not funny! –pisses herself- Oh, COME ON!
Keiko- Yukina! Not you too!
Hiei- Eek! Botan! Let's go before we catch the pissing bug, too! –throws Botan over his shoulder and begins to run but stops as he pisses himself- You have got to be kidding me…
Mr. Scribbles- Quack! –pisses himself-
Botan- Ah! Mr. Scribbles! Not you too!
Yusuke- That leaves only one person…
Everyone- -all look at Botan-
Botan- Oh no! I'm not gonna….-pisses herself- DANG IT! –smacks her forehead-
Random Person Walking By- -sniff sniff- Ew! What is that repulsive smell?!
Everyone- -piss themselves-
Random Person Walking By- Ew! You people are nasty! –runs away and pisses himself- Ahh! It's contagious!
Yusuke- I know how to get rid of the smell! -takes off his pants and underwear and runs in circles- WOO! GREAT BREEZE!
Kurama- -stares at Yusuke with wide eyes- Oh….my….GOSH!!!
Keiko- STOP STARRING AT MY MAN! -starts beating Kurama-
Kurama- Ah! –screams like a little girl- IT HURTS!!!
Yusuke- Keiko! You should try it too! It's breezy!
Keiko- -slaps Yusuke- PERVERT!
Hiei- -stares at Botan and drools-
Botan- HIEI JAGANSHI! -slaps him- STOP THINKING LIKE YUSUKE THIS INSTANCE!
Hiei- Hn! –jumps in a tree and pouts like a little kid-
Kuwabara- I think Shorty's mad!
Hiei- -throws a heavy tree branch at Kuwabara and knocks him out- NA NA NA NA NA!
Botan- Aw! Hiei! Please come down from there!
Hiei- Make me!
Yusuke- -still pants-less and holding Hiei's zoo Barbie doll- If you don't come down from there, I'll rip it's head off! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hiei- -screams like a little girl and tackles Yusuke from the tree- GIVE IT BACK, YOU BASTARD!!!
Kuwabara- -wakes up and rubs his head- Ow! –spots Hiei and screams- LUNATIC SHRIMP ON THE LOOSE!
Hiei- WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -beats Kuwabara with a tree-
Kuwabara- -screams and cries- MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
Yukina- -slaps forehead- Crazy boys!
Botan- Hiei?
Hiei- -stops beating Kuwabara and looks at Botan- What?
Botan- I'm bored…
Hiei- -twitches- Hn.
Botan- Are you bored?
Hiei- Hn.
Botan- Hiei?
Hiei- Hn.
Botan- HIEI!!!
Hiei- Hn.
Botan- GOSH DANG IT! ANSWER ME, HIEI!!!
Hiei- Onna, I'm supposed to be the tough, mean, quiet, cool one. You're ruining it for me!
Kuwabara- -bursts out laughing- YEAH RIGHT, SHRIMP! YOU PLAY WITH DOLLS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Hiei- THE CORRECT TERM IS BARBIE-DOLLS, YOU BASTARD!!! -beats Kuwabara with another tree-
Kuwabara- -screaming and crying- MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- Hey everyone! There's a bomb in that tree!
Everyone- -run out of the park screaming and panicing-