Title: Touch Me There

Rating: I think it's like a T… not graphic enough for M although if we rated on emotional breakdowns it would be like a double MM… I swear I've ruined these characters

Genre: Humor/Romance/Angst

Disclaimer: "And the writer doth saith…. Me own nofin!"

Author's Notes:

Ok if you're going to give death threats… be creative about it… like kill me with pie. I'm not a fan of pie… that would be amusing. The best review I've gotten was recently like last week and it was some chick who actually read my profile… didn't think anyone read those cause I sometimes don't… and she said if I didn't tell her who the celebrity was she would start making up guesses and it was like that Wong guy from American Idol. I laughed so hard…

Anyway… thank you so much for your reviews and death threats to get me back off my butt. About a month ago I had this chapter broken into three parts and I had all the parts except the last when my pen drive broke and I lost the whole thing completely. In devastation I threw it across the room and gave up thinking I would never remember what I wrote which happens in many cases like it did with Friends with Secrets.

Yet I received a nice long e-mail from a fan who was politely begging me to continue, even offering to start a petition for me to not quit Fanfiction.

I apologize. I did not quit Fanfiction… I've just been busy and Sailor Moon has kinda moved to the background of my existence… hard to accept but I'll try to get it back. If this chapter is kinda rushed and isn't up to my perfect quality... it's cause I was sick of doing it so I just tried as hard as I could, shut my eyes and sent it over to you.

For all those who stuck with me, begged me, threatened me, cajoled and encouraged me… here is the real celebrity announcement for Touch Me There yet I ask that you MUST read to the end. Don't be fooled by the words on the screen, make sure the scroll bar is at the end. You'll regret it if you don't. Enjoy.


---------------------------

9:02 am

Tokyo Square

--------------------------

Usagi's head tilted to the side as her eyes closer examined the familiar features that were displayed upon the banner before her. Shock. All this time she had been… she shook her head in disbelief and turned slowly to see the two approaching them.

Minako was the first to speak as she turned violently around to shoot an accusing finger at the blonde that stopped a few feet before them, her breathing slightly labored from a good run to them.

"What the hell? You did this?" Minako screamed and Rei stared at them with mixed emotions. First was surprise, than shock that quickly turned into anger. All this… they were put through all this… and she was the one?

"I didn't do this." Haruka's voice jumped calmly to her defense as Michiru finally made it to her side. She sucked in a deep breath trying to calm her steadying heart. Seduce This… in the excitement of last nights events the show had completely slipped her mind, giving them little time to give the girls warning.

"You're a girl." It was the first words Usagi spoke as she stared at Haruka than back to the twelve-foot banner that displayed her handsome features beside her own. Haruka Tenhou was her opponent on Seduce This. This was just too much.

Haruka nervously cleared her throat and looked back at the others trying to avoid Usagi's innocent and somewhat disturbed gaze.

"That isn't the point." Haruka explained calmly trying to avoid the tender subject as much as possible. Mystery had always been her ally and she wasn't going to forsake it now. Ami stepped forward, her inquisitive eyes jumping to each of the outer senshi as her mind comprehended this new conundrum.

"Did you know about this? Did you know Usagi-chan was the contestant?"

There was a moment of labored silence and Minako watched the calm collected forms of the outer senshi. They were outsiders yet shared the same passion yet never once really asked permission for anything… that sort of irritated her a bit. They could at least keep them not in the dark.

"Wouldn't you be more disappointed if we hadn't?" Haruka's voice settled over them and the girls mulled that thought. Minako ground her teeth. Damn, she so should have thought of that… to rig the contest…

"Oh geez…" Ami's grunt of disapproval was surprisingly not directed towards Haruka but towards herself and the others… she was thinking the same thing. Why hadn't they rigged the show?

Usagi had heard enough. Finally her fragile emotions snapped and her frame slumped uneasily to the ground. Makoto sank beside her first as the others quickly followed with worried expressions.

"This… this…." Usagi began to stutter and looked up at them all, her eyes glassy and full of confusion and uncertainty. Haruka felt a tear at her heart. What had happened this week to cause her Princess such duress? Had this show been that traumatic for them?

Usagi let out a whining sob and finished it off with a frustrated cry into the early morning sky. "I hate being a girl!" Her whine turned into a choked out sob as she collapsed into Makoto's ready arms and let her tears flow.

"Great job. She's crying again." Rei muttered as her heart broke at each unwilling sob to escape the blonde's shaking chest.

"This just keeps getting better and better…" Makoto growled with fustration and Michiru gulped slightly taking in everything around her. This was indeed… much more awkward than they expected.

--------------------

9:45 am

Crown Arcade

---------------------

"We're not going back to school." Minako said with a bit of distress and Ami followed behind her with the look that someone had just rolled over her puppy.

"I agree. This day sucks." Ami grumbled as Haruka followed behind them, Usagi leaning in her arms as she helped the fragile blonde walk. An excited burst of sound emitted from the other side of the arcade and the six women stopped their slow walk to stare at the disturbance.

"Usagi-chan! Did you see! It was on the news… it's Haruka Ten…" Motoki's voice trailed off as his once frantic steps towards them slowed as he paused before the group. "You." He replied pointing to the woman and Haruka raised an eyebrow questioningly at him.

"Milkshakes. Five of them. Extra Chocolate." Rei said grabbing Motoki by the shoulders and pushing his dumbfounded frame back towards the counter.

"Sprinkles!" Usagi cried as Haruka gently deposited her frame into a red clothed booth. The girls pushed past her and Michiru stared in shock at the five saviors of the world. It was as if the rug had been pulled out from under them and they suffered from great depression…

"I made out with Mamoru… over a girl." Usagi's voice broke the tensed silence and Minako's head fell with defeat into her arms as she let out a cry of pain.

"You what?" Haruka said, her ears starting to burn as Michiru's eyes widened.

"Not only that but we taught you how to be a slut for no reason…" Rei said with a sickening feeling in her stomach. The priestess felt every negative emotion she'd ever had in her existence waltz back into her life and she let out a defeated breath.

"Oh my God…" Michiru cried with a sense of appalled horror as Haruka's frame tightened. Motoki entered the scene once more sliding the five frothy glasses onto the table and he stopped staring at the emotionally dead girls in their favorite booth.

"Not to mention we figured out who the Prince of Earth was and Usagi went and slept with him…" Ami grumbled with bitterness and a small blush crept onto the petite blonde's frame as her cerulean eyes widened towards the quiet genius. Minako's head slowly lifted as the words registered through her brain.

"Oh shi…" She spat before hands were suddenly grabbing the front of her uniform and yanking her out of the booth. She glanced at her attacker with a mild amount of disinterest as Haruka's gaze blazed with flames of anger.

Motoki's mouth dropped as his body slumped.

"Usagi-chan… you and…" He stared with horror and Usagi turned and buried herself into Rei's raven locks, the priestess trying poorly to hide her from prying eyes.

The door slid open to the arcade and a man swept in deliberately, his ocean eyes searching until he felt a familiar tug. Had he always felt that? He traveled towards their booth and saw Minako lifted off of the ground about two inches by a short-haired blonde.

"What's going on?" Mamoru asked, his breath still a little labored after his run here. He had made it in record time though… "Minako…" He questioned and the long haired blonde waved a few digits at him as Haruka continued to stare at her threatingly.

"How could you let this happen?" Haruka's loud voice demanded and Minako could only stare at him. She wondered if the outer senshi knew what it felt like to be emotionally dead… all of her senshi were dying from exaughstion, dissapointment, anger and fustration… and she was asking her why she had let their most precious symbol of justice sleep with a man she'd slept with hundreds of times a thousand years ago… yeah… that was going to ruffle her feathers.

"Hey… you try and hold onto her and see how hard it is." Minako bit back and Motoki turned to Mamoru with horror and his eyes hardened.

"I thought you were going to stay away from her!" He yelled suddenly and Mamoru blinked and than noticed the fragile girl buried in Rei's embrace as the two cowered in the corner of the booth.

"I couldn't." Mamoru breathed out and Motoki had the right mind to sock him one.

"So you slept with her? You slept with Usagi-chan?" Motoki's words echoed throughout the half-way full establishment and Usagi felt her heart stop. Minako's eyes slid to the blonde and she silently started to curse him. Great job idiot… now the outers would kill Mamoru.

Mamoru's face flushed white and than he stared at horror at the cowering blonde, her face hidden. He turned back to face his best friend and gulped ready to defend their act of love when a heeled foot suddenly found it's way into his stomach making him double over.

"She's only sixteen asshole!" Michiru's shrill voice filled the arcade and their was a stillness that echoed loudly around them. Haruka let Minako's frame drop to the floor and turned to the man as he recovered from the hit, his eyes darkening with anger.

"Michiru cursed…" Makoto muttered in shock and Ami shook her head with disbelief. This was insane.

"Who the hell do you think you are?" Haruka said advancing towards Mamoru and the taller man looked at the girl or.. thing… it was a girl wasn't it? Well he looked at her and stood his ground. Suddenly a frame thudded in between them and he felt slender fingers grasp onto his torso.

"Don't hurt him!" Usagi's fragile voice cried and Haruka and Michiru glared at her.

"Don't you know your destiny?" Michiru cried waving her hand in the air like their was some magical outline there that proved her point that the princess was to marry the prince.

"He is my destiny." Usagi choked out and Mamoru's fingers wrapped around her soft ones as his arm wrapped protectively around her waist. Usagi's friends had all lost their minds…. First duty as new boyfriend… get rid of them all. "He's Endymion." Usagi's words had gone quiet but Mamoru had heard them loud and clear and something surprisingly forceful slammed into his chest. When he looked down nothing was there except Usagi's small frame and the words she had just said.

"Endymion…" He whispered and suddenly felt the small blonde's frame still in his arms. He tightened his grip. His lips lowered to her ear and he felt the flood of emotion toss and turn rapidly as he was slammed from all sides… love… hate… betrayal… Minako held her breath as the seven gathered stared at them with baited breath. Usagi let out a painful whimper as his fingers dug into her sides and his head dipped, his lips near her delicate ear. He knew every inch of her body… bonded with her in a way that he would never recover… now he was pissed.

"You lied to me…" The words hissed into her head and Usagi's heart thudded loudly with fear of stopping.

"Mamo-chan…" She cried and he pulled back to look at her, her eyes pleading and filled with tears of sorrow.

"You knew the whole time?" He asked, his eyebrows raising and she shook her head defensively.

"No… no I didn't know… I'm sorry… I would have never forced you… I loved you before I knew!" She cried pleadingly and Mamoru's face suddenly shifted.

"Oh… ok than. Everything's forgiven." His head dipped to her surprised features and captured her lips and drank from their sweet nector.

Minako's heart dropped into her stomach as shock registered throughout the four senshi.

"What the hell…" Rei said raising a surprised eyebrow and Motoki's mouth fell as he stared with sickening fear at the couple now happily kissing before them.

"He took that well…" Makoto said and looked at the others as if they had suddenly entered into the twilight zone.

"That's it… we're moving back to England. You are all out of your damn mind." Haruka growled as her fingers wrapped around Michiru's slender wrists and the two left the arcade with a flourish. The four senshi and owner of the arcade watched their exist with no visible emotion and than turned to the happily gushing couple as they talked sweetly to each other.

"So… that's it then?" Ami asked raising an eyebrow and Minako finally pulled herself from the floor and brushed the dust particles with disgust from her skirt.

"Yep. That's it… they lived happily ever after." Minako said with a breath and Rei glared at her milkshake and met Makoto's eyes that held the same expression.

"This was some whapped up fairy tale." Rei growled and Makoto's eyes rolled skyward and the girls all let out a breath of annoyance.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The end.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Well… it could have ended that way… but let's try this….

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


------------------------

9:03 am

Tokyo Square

-------------------------

Black top hat. White Mask. Devilish Grin. Red Rose.

"He did know." The three shivering words left Usagi's lips as she stared up with a pained horror at the twelve foot banner of Tuxedo Kamen. Her Tuxedo Kamen. Her legs gave out and she slumped to her knees in shock, her eyes unable to tare away from his face as it hung next to hers.

Immediately the girls were behind her, their shock claiming all of their comforting words. Mamoru was the celebrity guest? Had he known the whole time? The whole time?

Anger slammed into Minako and she erupted first.

"How dare he! Usagi-chan!" Minako cried out and Rei wrapped her arms protectively around her Princess and Usagi fell into them, unable to react in any other way that just stare dumbfounded.

"He's dead." Ami said standing suddenly and Rei blinked up at the calm one with surprise, the ice princess's hands curled into a fist.

"Double dead." Makoto spat angrily as she stood next to Ami.

Two figures bounded up to them as Usagi's frame began to shake. Rei's level of panic rose as she felt Usagi's skin shiver underneath her fingers. She tightened her grip on her Princess to offer her more security.

"Odango!" Haruka called as the two bustled up to them, Michiru pausing to try and catch her breath as Haruka surveyed the scene of three girls sitting on the ground and the two angry standing senshi at her side.

"We… forgot… forgive us…" Michiru stuttered out between gulps of air and Minako's head shot towards them, her hands on Usagi's shoulder and trying to comfort her.

"Forgot what?" Minako accused and Michiru straightened feeling the hate and anger in her leader's voice.

"It doesn't matter! He had to have played us… from the very beginning he must have known!" Ami yelled, her voice vibrating with anger. The girls began to throw in their opinions and theories and Usagi began to shake more violently. Tears began to cloud her vision as she stared at his perfect face.

Suddenly her lips parted and her eyes squished closed as she pushed all of the air out of her lungs in a glass-shattering scream. Her body tightened in Rei's arms and Rei and Minako wrapped around her as the scream stilled their conversation and reverberated across Tokyo square. It was filled with pain… agony… and betrayal.

-----------------------------------------------

10:00 Am

Crown Game Center

-----------------------------------------------

Motoki gulped watching the frame pace before him. A dozen perfect roses were held loosly in his hand as he paced back and forth before him, worry marrying his handsome features. Up until this point he had not doubted their plan… he had thought it brilliant and that it would finally bring the two together who had managed to hate each other for so long… yet… that was before Mamoru had disclosed everything that had happened the past two days.

This was going to be bad.

Deep sympathy flowed from the blonde as he leaned against his counter and watched Mamoru Chiba stare at the roses held in his arms. Roses for his love. His foot stilled when the doors to the crown slid open. His head turned and deep blue eyes encountered soft cerulean.

"Usako." He whispered and turned towards her and stilled when he saw six angry women flanking her. Tear tracks had long sense dried on Usagi's cheeks and she stared at the scene with a numbness… a numbness that had consumed her so she wouldn't lose her mind.

"He doesn't know I know that it's him." Usagi whispered to her companions as they walked through the door enough for it to close behind them.

Slowly Motoki walked out from behind the counter to stand in front of it, watching the scene with apprehension. Mamoru shook his head sadly.

"I do." He whispered and Usagi's head lifted and their eyes met again and he let out a shudder. Hurt. Plain hurt was marred across her features followed by pain and buried deep past that was a love that wanted it to not be true. "Usako let me explain…" He attempted taking a step forward and Ami and Makoto shot out standing in his way, threatening glares on their faces.
"You will never come near her again." Ami said sternly, her eyes blazing and Motoki blinked. Ami? Gentle Ami?

"We trusted you… called you a friend… did you do this all so you could have her in your bed? A conquest?" Makoto hissed between tight teeth and anger raked at Mamoru through the accusation. He glanced at Usagi and saw shame cross her features. Now he burned with anger… how dare they make her feel guilty for expressing her love for him… his fists clenched.

"I'm sorry… what?" Haruka's deep voice entered the conversation and Motoki felt the hate from his viewpoint feet away. Someone was going to die today… it wasn't looking good for Mamoru-san.

"No… that was my idea… I played right into his hands…" Usagi whispered and Mamoru's heart stilled. She sounded hallow… broken. Usako… She glanced up and a weak smile curved on her lips as she let out a pathetic laugh. "And I'd do it again… whatever he wanted from me." Usagi whispered and something in her eyes died.

Mamoru stumbled forward and felt forceful arms interact with his chest holding him back.

"Usako! It wasn't like that! I love you." He whispered staring intently into her gaze and Usagi couldn't lift her eyes to meet him. "Please let me explain…"

A hand grabbed onto his collar and yanked him backwards and his deep ocean eyes came in contact with the teal of Haruka's. Now he had enough.

"Let go of me." The words hit the air in a yell of power and authority and Haruka continued to glare at him, her continence not wavering. Mamoru moved his gaze from hers to the four women who stood between him and the love of his life… him and the reason for his existence… him and his future. "Get out of my way now." The words bellowed in such a way around them that their hearts crimpled and weakly they separated. Mamoru turned to glare at Haruka and slowly felt the Senshi's fingers uncurl from his shirt. With a shove Mamoru shoved her into Michiru's arms and stormed through the other girls to the shivering form of Usagi Tuskino.

His hands grabbed hers pulling her towards him.

"My love let me explain… I didn't plan this… it was just something… an opportunity…" He began to falter over his words and Motoki took another step forward.

"An opportunity?" Usagi echoed with horror and Mamoru shook his head.

"No, not like that!" He cried quietly wanting nothing more than to pull her into his arms and comfort her bleeding heart, and put it back where it belonged beside him.

"I wanted to prove to you that I loved you for you… not because you were Serenity.. Usagi… I've loved you since the first moment I met you." He said, his eyes bearing into hers and Usagi's eyes widened as the girls gasped.

"You know about who I am? I… I.. don't hate me!" Usagi cried her fingers letting go of his to clutch to his shirt as she stared up at him with pleading eyes.

"Hate you?" He trembled out and shook his head violently. "I love you… I love every part about you… that is what I was trying to prove to you… You had thought I hated you for so long you would have never believed me, that our past didn't matter… that I loved you for you and for being Serenity. When Motoki told me of your plight I had him call the studio and act as my agent getting me on the show with you… I could never allow another to touch you." His words came out breathlessly as he pulled her into his arms, adoration and passion shining through his eyes towards his only love. Usagi let a sob choke in her throat as she turned her gaze away from him and buried her face in his neck. "Usako…. You and you alone will forever be my Queen." He whispered, his fingers clamped into her delicious hair and Usagi sobbed upon his shoulder, her fingers clutching to him.

"You sick bastard…" Makoto said with a shake of her head. She moved to yank him off of her Princess when a hand pulled her back and she gasped falling into Motoki's arms.

"I so never saw this coming…" Ami blinked with a shocked shake of her head.

"So he knew the whole time… he had his memories… the whole time?" Minako cried out and Motoki nodded having a grip around Makoto's shoulders.

"He had to prove he loved her." Michiru whispered as her fingers came over her mouth in astonishment as she watched the two lovers as he poured comfort upon his beloved.

"Try a card next time… really." Rei hissed crossing her arms across her chest.

"I love you Mamo-chan…" Usagi's arms reached up and wrapped around him as her words hit the air through broken sobs of not agony… but happiness.

"I will keep my promise forever to you Usagi… I will always love you." He whispered into her ear and she nodded vigorously as he picked up her small frame from the floor and held her in his arms.

"What a week." Motoki said with a deep breath and six women turned to glare at him.

"Motoki-chan…" Ami scolded and the blonde released Makoto and held up his hands innocently.

"What about the show?" Rei hissed and Usagi blinked pulling apart from her love and he stared down lovingly at her. She stilled in that moment, his eyes so intent upon hers and she felt her insides bubble with re-assurance and a happiness so deep that she had never experienced before. She opened her mouth but she was speechless. Mamoru smirked and dipped his head, his lips caressing over hers and drinking from her sweetness as her form felt lightheaded at the tender moment.

"Hello? We are so still standing here." Makoto hissed to the kissing couple and Usagi pulled away with a blush.

"The show…" Rei prompted and Usagi's eyes once again twinkled.

"I am under contract." Usagi whispered as Mamoru gently placed her back on her feet, his hands never leaving her as he stared down at her with unabashed affection.

"So is Mamoru." Motoki pointed out and Mamoru finally tore his gaze from his beloved and a small smirk played on his lips. Usagi glanced up at him and ran her hands up his strong shoulders.

"Don't cry too much when I beat you my love…" Usagi whispered up towards him and Mamoru's smirk widened as he turned to her.

"Oh darling this game isn't over yet." He whispered huskily and Minako gulped as she shot an 'ew' face to Rei beside her.

"Oh… kissies…" Makoto said, her face going a bit queezy as her Princess and Prince dove once more into one another, their lips teasing and tasting the forbidden fruit they had been denied for over a thousand years.

"Ya know… There are still a few things we need to tell you girls." Artemis smirked as his bright blue eyes took in the squirming forms of his four senshi. Minako and Makoto turned to him with confusion.

"Artemis." Haruka hissed and the white cat smirked as Luna let out a deep sigh beside him.

"They will live happily ever after this time won't they Artemis?" Luna breathed watching her Princess suddenly be lifted off of the ground and spun, her giggle of happiness erupting around them and filling them with hope… as well as joy.

"Yes Luna. I believe they will."

"If not, we can still castrate him." Ami whispered and Minako grinned as Rei let out a startled gasp. Motoki turned white.

"Ami-chan?" He breathed out and Ami smirked crossing her arms across her chest as she approvingly took in the sight of her Princess with her beloved Prince.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The End

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


OK…. But here is what really happened. ;)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



-----------------------------

Ten Days Ago

Juuban District

-----------------------------

Mamoru shoved his hands in his pockets as he tried to mull over the past few days events. He had kissed Usagi senseless… almost twice now. Yet something still bothered him… it was when Rei had said it wasn't like she had kissed before and than when Usagi confirmed it yesterday at his apartment when he asked her if he was her first kiss.

Truth be told he was relieved he wasn't. He would have had enormous guilt if he would have stolen the young girl's purity not to mention something as precious as her first kiss. That kinda of stuff is sentimental to girls.

"Hio! Mamoru-San!" A female voice called to him and instinctively he raised his head to look behind him. He smiled faintly at the genius as she trotted up to him holding her bundle of books against her chest.

"Hello Ami-chan. Walking home?" He asked and the short haired girl nodded.

"I wanted to thank you for helping Usagi-chan with this…she will get it." Ami re-assured and Mamoru paused in his step causing Ami to as well.

"Ami-chan… I wanted to ask you a question." He began and Ami nodded, her face open and ready for whatever he would throw at her.

"Who taught Usagi how to kiss?" He inquired gently and Ami's face drew a blank for a moment than her lips formed a soft 'o'.

"Well… that's kind of a long story." Ami mumbled shuffling her books in her arms. Mamoru was ready for a long story… this he needed to hear. Something in him just wanted to know… He reached for her books and gratefully she handed them over.

"It's a long walk." Mamoru returned and Ami let out a deep breath and shrugged helplessly.

"None of us really talk about it anymore… it's too painful for Usagi… it took her years to get over him. Some days I wonder if she is…" Ami whispered quietly and Mamoru glanced at her out of the corner of her eye. Usagi in love with someone? "It was before she met you I think… when she was thirteen she met this rock star named Seiya Kou… you might know him, he's in the Three Lights band." Ami rambled and Mamoru walked beside her in silence drinking it all in. "Well, Rei had scored us backstage passes and for some reason he took a liking to Usagi… he spent months with her and celebrated her fourteenth birthday with her. He was her first love… first kiss… All of us were kind of weary of him… not that he was a bad guy but it just didn't… feel right." Ami began and glanced out of the corner of her eye at him. Their was no way she was going to go into deep detail about them being aliens from another planet and having to return home.

"Wow… I never knew that about Usagi." Mamoru said a little awed and Ami shrugged quietly.

"She believed she loved him… eventually he had to leave her… it made her different… I mean she is the Usagi we know and love today but I think he helped give her back her childhood… Well… that is the story. I hope you won't tell Usagi I told you." Ami whispered looking up at him and Mamoru shook his head reassuringly.

"I was just curious… I'm sorry her heart was broken."
"Yes well, we won't let it happen again. Love is sometimes a great learning experience." Ami replied and than smiled reaching the light at the crosswalk. "I hope that answered your question."

"It did. Thank you Ami-chan." He replied with a soft bow as he handed her books back to her. She returned the gesture.

"Ja ne!" Ami cried and scurried across the street, Mamoru left staring after her.
Usagi… in love so young? He stuffed his hands into his pockets and let out a breath. Well… it was none of his business… all he had to do was teach her to seduce someone else… so she could get off his back.

--------------------------------

Present Day

9:03 Am

Tokyo Square

Celebrity Announcement

--------------------------------

Silence. Usagi's nose twitched as she stared into the deep eyes of Seiya Kou as his picture hung next to her own. She let out a soft almost insane giggle.

"Impossible." Usagi mumbled and glanced at her friends. "I mean impossible right?" Usagi said with a laugh and Ami nodded dumbfounded as Rei and Makoto looked upon their Princess with horror. "He… he went back…" Usagi whispered and finally uncertainty peaked at her voice.

"I mean… he did Usagi-chan…" Rei began wishing she could clear all this up. This was making no sense… Seiya Kou wasn't… She heard Minako shift on her feet and glanced at the blonde with wonder than with accusation. "Oh God! Minako!" Rei screamed and the blonde looked at her Princess with sadness.

"Usagi… I didn't want to tell you! He was in England… he wasn't supposed to come out this way! He just suddenly appeared last month but it said it was only a one time deal… I didn't want to get your hopes up!" Minako's words came out in a tumble as she gently grabbed her Princess's arms.

The words slammed into Usagi's chest and a horrid gasp of shock escaped her lips. She yanked her arms out of Minako's grasp and stumbled backwards into Ami's arms. Confusion spread across her features as Ami wrapped her arms around her stomach holding onto her.

"He can't be…" Usagi cried as the world around her was suddenly forgotten. Tears filled her eyes. This was impossible…. Why…. Why now? Painfully she looked at her three remaining senshi. "What am I going to do?"

"I don't know Usagi-chan." Rei whispered sadly with a sad shake of her head. "I don't know.


Everyone ok?

Everyone had so many theories I had to put the top three to the test… Hope ya don't mind! I did it in the classic style of my favorite movie, Clue, with Tim Curry. It had three endings with those same captions. But alas FINALLY the celebrity guest is revealed and I hate to say… we are no where NEAR the end.

I await your death threats and fun words. Hope you really enjoyed this and found it fun and count on it again in some other of my stories cause you never know what to suspect with me.

All my love and God Bless,

Marronett