Chapter Two: His idea
"I know just what to do", the snake man laughed in his extending throat. "I'll make a quick Santy Clause hat and a coat", he continued as he slithered into his lair.
"Great, now he's got an evil plan, I will never understand that crazy man", Kabuto sighed.
Orochimaru began taking down his red curtain and started cutting to pieces.
He chuckled and clucked, "what a great snakey trick, with this coat and this hat I'll look just like Saint Nick"!
"Now viewers, I'd like to take the time, to sing you a song, don't worry its not that long", the Narrator said.
Suddenly a jazzy tune started.
You're a mean one, Orochimaru
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel
Orochimaru You're a bad banana with a, greasy black peel
You're a monster, Orochimaru
He yelled, "My heart's and empty hole"
Ahem, your brain is full of spiders you have garlic in your sole
Orochimaru
I wouldn't touch you with a 39- and- a- half-foot pole!
The tune ended and Orochimaru had finished his suit.
"Now all I need is a reindeer", he said as he looked around.
"But since reindeer were scarce there were none to be found, but did that stop Orochimaru, hah, as he said".
"If I can't find a reindeer", Orochimaru said as he looked at poor Kabuto and smiled, "I'll make one instead"!
Kabuto quickly ran under Orochimaru's cushy black bed, "help", he whimpered with a yelp.
Orochimaru peered up to see his mounted elk on the wall with large heavy horns.
"So he took poor Kabuto and took some black thread and tied one of the horn's on top of his head", the Narrator said.
Slowly Kabuto started to tilt forward from the weight of the horn until he hit the wooden floor, "I think you broke my spine", he whimpered, "Stop fooling around this isn't the time", Orochimaru replied!
"Then he loaded some bag's on his ramshackle sleigh for it was time to go, so he whistled for Kabuto", the Narrator rhymed.
"Can't I just stay behind I'm really tired", Kabuto wined.
Orochimaru suddenly took a large kettle of coffee and slugged it down, "then drink some coffee it will make you wired", he spastically said as he grabbed Kabuto and threw him in front of the sled.
He took a strong rope and looped it around Kabuto's neck.
Then he pulled out his whip and yelled, "Giddyap" and whipped Kabuto as he yelped and started franticly pulling the large sleigh over the cliff of the summit of his lair (which is on top of a snowy mountain).
"Then the sleigh started down to the who's all a-snooze in there town", the Narrator said