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I DON'T OWN NARUTO

Chapter 2-random moments and…WHAT???

With no missions planned, Shikamaru sat against a tree with a piece of grass in his mouth, staring at the clouds.

"Aaaaah, this is the life." He said as he looked at a cloud that looked exactly like a deer. "Finally I can ju-."

"SHIKAMARU GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!"

Shikamaru glanced at where the voice was coming from. There he saw Ino far away, glaring at him and taking large strides toward him. Plus, she did NOT look happy.

"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO. WITH. MY. SPRINGROLLS???!!!??" She screamed at the top of her lungs. Shikamaru just rolled his eyes.

"Women…so troublesome." He muttered. Unfortunately, Ino heard him.

"TROUBLESOME?!? I'LL SHOW YOU TROUBLESOME!!!" Ino said rolling up her sleeves. She started shaking Shikamaru violently.

"NOW TALK! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SPRING ROLLS?!? I KNOW YOU TOOK THEM! IN FACT, I BET YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY TEMPURA YESTERDAY TOO!!!"

Shikamaru just looked at her.

"Why all the greasy foods? I thought you were on a diet because you were complaining about how fat you were." He said. Ino looked like she might strangle him.

"Ok. OK. I'll shut up now."

Ino raised her fist…

CRUNCH

They were suddenly interrupted by a loud munching noise. Ino turned around and Shikamaru looked at where the sound was coming from. There stood Chouji chowing on a bag of potatoe chips.

Ino and Shikamaru stared.

Chouji looked like someone had interrupted his favorite television show.

"No No, go on; keep going as if I wasn't here. This is getting interesting." He said, looking excited and shoving more potato chips into his mouth.

Ino raised her eyebrows. Seeing Chouji eating…

"AHA!!! SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!" Ino yelled pointing a finger at Chouji.

"Huh???"

"DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME YOU THEIF!"

Chouji gave her a puzzling look.

"CONFESS! YOU ATE MY TEMPURA AND SPRING ROLLS!" She screamed.

"Tempura? Spring Rolls? Where? Where?" Asked Chouji delighting, thinking there was some tasty, greasy, food nearby.

Ino punchede her palm and started cracking her knuckles.

"Whoa, who knew she coujld keep up a rampage this long." Said Shikamaru.

"SHUT UP YOU!" Ino said dangerously. Shikamaru immediately closed his mouth.

Both boys knew they were in trouble this time. Usually, Asuma-sensei would settle everything down when Ino was on one of her common shouting fits. But because there were no missions planned, the chances of Asuma showing up were slim to none.

"Hehe. With Asuma-sensei not here, you boys are gonna get it."

POOF! Asuma appeared in front of them.

"Hey guys."

Shikamaru and Choiji breathed a sigh of relief.

"Dammit." Ino said. "What are you doing here sensei?"

"What? Why can't a guy have a little fun with his prodigies?" Asuma asked his students.

"We're prodigies?" Ino asked raising her eyebrow.

"Whats a prodigy? Chouji asked.

Asuma rolled his eyes. "Never mind. What I came here to tell you is that Tsunade wants you guys and me in her office."

"What? But you said there wouldn't be any missions today." Said Chouji.

"This is all troublesome."

Asuma ignored Shikamaru and Chouji. "Come on. Lets Go." He said.

"But wait." Cried Ino. "I still haven't found out who took my Spring Rolls and Tempura." She said.

"Spring Rolls? Tempura?" Didn't I see you eat your spring rolls today? And you tempura yesterday?" Asuma asked.

Ino looked surprised.

"I did?" The confused Yamanaka asked.

"Yes you did. I asked you for some tempura yesterday and spring rolls today and both times you said NO and that you were going to stuff yourself silly."

"Oh I did." Smiled Ino as her and her sensei began their journey toward the Hokage Mansion.

Chouji turned to Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru, does she enjoy torturing us? Because I think she falsely accused us on purpose."

Shikamaru nodded.

Chouji, I think your right. Yamanaka Ino may have found herself a new hobby."

And the two friends set off together.

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There Naruto sat slurping up ramen at Ichirakus. When he finished, he thanked the old man and went for a walk. He then stumbled upon Hinata, Kiba, and Shino. They were talking about a very random subject…eyes.

"Hinata, there's this issue that I have been thinking about for some time. How…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES???!"

Hinata looked a bit insulted…although she tried to hide it.

"W-well Kiba-kun, I-I have t-told you a-already. It's because of o-our b-bloodline. They're white. R-remember?" The shy kunoichi said.

"BUT THEN HOW DO YOU SEE??!?" Raged Kiba.

Shino sighed.

"She can see. Its part of her Bloodline. Get that into your thick skull."

Kiba glared.

"DON'T YOU START TOO. WHAT ABOUT YOUR EYES? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SHOWN YOUR EYES IN PUBLIC. FOR ALL WE KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY EYES! WHAT ARE BEHIND THOSE SMALL ROUND GLASSES OF YOURS?!?"

"That, my dog-smelling friend is none of your business." Shino said coolly.

"WHAT?!? ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE SMELL!?" Kiba shouted. Akamaru gave an angry bark.

Shino wrinkled his nose.

"That…is precisely what I'm saying." He said pinching his nose.

This was when Naruto decided to intervene.

"Hey guys." He said. "What's cracking?"

"Oh nothing." Said Kiba. "We were just talking about EYES." He said shooting looks at both Hinata and Shino. "Hey Naruto. Don't you think that Hinata's eyes look weird?"

Hinata stopped breathing.

Naruto looked a little puzzled.

"Well." He said slowly. "No, I don't. Actually, I like Hinata's eyes. They look cool."

Hinata turned red.

Kiba raised his eyebrows.

"Besides. I like people like Hinata." Finished Naruto.

Hinata fainted.

Kiba looked at Shino, then at Naruto and finally at the fainted Hinata.

"Ummmmm Okay…what just happened? Asked Naruto, obviously confused.

"what just happened…WHAT JUST HAPPENED? HINATA JUST FAINTED THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!" Kiba screamed. "Besides, why did you side with her? Every knows that I'm the only one in our group with normal, good-looking eyes. Hinata has those white eyes. Shino never SHOWS his eyes, and Kurenai has red eyes. They look downright ugly if you ask me."

"You were saying something?" A dangerous, female voice from behind spoke.

Kiba, Shino, and Naruto whirled around to see Kuranai. She did not look happy.

"What about my eyes?" Kurenai growled.

"Kiba gulped. Shino just stood there, and Naruto started to fan Hinata.

"Well, I didn't really-" Kiba started. In a flash, Kurenai had a kunai at Kiba's throat. Naruto stopped fanning Hinata.

"Say it again I dare you." Said Kurenai putting the kunai closer to Kiba. Akamaru hid behind Shino…who pinched his nose signally that Kiba's dog friend needed a bath.

KIba had a look on his face that read "save me" and Kurenai had him in a genjutsu of, well…fleas.

Kiba had a look of terror on his face before fainting.

Kurenai sighed. She turned to Naruto and Shino. "Hokage-sama has told us all to meet her at the Hokage mansion." She said.

"All? Who's all? Naruto asked.

Kurenai shrugged.

"I was just told to bring my team up there. Naruto, your team's already up there so you can come with me. Now carry those two up to the mansion.

Naruto and Shino obeyed. Shino lifted Kiba onto his shoulders while Naruto carried Hinata bridal-style up to the Hokage mansion.

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Tenten, Neji, and Lee were at a training ground. Tenten was throwing shuriken at a bunch of targets, Neji was leaning against a tree, and Lee was, well…being Lee.

Neji, I challenge you to a fight!"

"…"

"I challenge you!"

"hm"

"Victory shall be mine!"

"…"

Neji, please accept my challenge!"

"No."

"OK!"

A couple second later…

"Neji I challenge you!"

Neji rolled his eyes to the sky in what could only be an expression of "why me?"

Tenten stopped throwing shuriken and laughed at Neji's expression. She jumped onto a tree branch and sat down.

"Now what?" Tenten asked her teammates.

"Well, I suppose we-.."

But Neji was interrupted by a loud yell.

"YAAAAAHHH MAY ETERNAL YOUTH SHINE UPON YOU MY FRIENDS!!!"

Tenten slapped her forehead.

Neji rolled his eyes.

Lee's eyes widened in awe.

Gai had appeared out of nowhere. Spandex and all.

"Come my youthful friends! The Hokage calls for us in her tower! We must go!"

"Yessir!" Lee shouted, saluting.

"Lee!"

"Gai sensei!"

"LEE!"

"GAI SENSEI!"

The two men hugged and started crying waterfalls.

Tenten and Neji looked at them in disgust, as they rolled their eyes for like the millionth time.

"Lets just go already." Muttered Neji as he walked away. Tenten followed.

Lee and Gai let go of each other and followed too.

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"Where are they?" Muttered Tsunade as she waited for the rest of the people to show up. Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi were already there, along with Anko. Sakura was, as usual, trying to get Sasuke's attention.

"Hey Sasuke."

"Go away."

"Wanna go-"

"Nope"

"Can we-"

"Not interested."

Sakura sighed, admitting defeat…again.

Just then, Asuma and Ino entered through the door. Chouji and Shikamaru were right behind them.

"Hey! What is forehead girl doing here?" Said Ino pointing her finger at Sakura glaring.

"I'll ask you the same thing Ino-PIG!" Sakura shot back.

Shikamaru sighed.

BANG

Naruto had just burst in with Hinata in his arms. Poor Hinata was still unconscious. Shino carrying Kiba, and Kurenai were right behind them.

"YESSS!!!" Shouted Naruto. "Finally a mission! I hope this one will be a test of my skill!"

Sakura raised her eyebrows.

Tsunade shook her head.

Meanwhile, Hinata started to stir within all the excitement. She then realized that there was a smell of ramen on the person holding her. She looked up. Naruto was carrying her! She was in his arms!

Naruto looked down at Hinata.

"Oh, Hinata, your awake."

Hinata fainted.

"ok…" Shino said. He threw Kiba to the floor.

"OUCH! What was that for?" Kiba asked angrily.

"You fainted. I woke you up. Hinata has fainted…again."

"Again?"

"Again."

Shino went over to Hinata and pinched her. She awoke suddenly. She then remembered that she was in Naruto's arms.

She fainted…again.

"wow…just wow." Shikamaru stated. Chouji took out a bag of potato chips and started eating.

Tsunade sighed. "idiots." She muttered.

CRASH

Lee and Gai were here. Followed by Tenten and Neji panting behind. Apparently, it seemed that they were racing.

"Lee. I have won this race. You need to get stronger!" Gai Yelled.

"Yessir" Lee shouted.

"Oh Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

Gai-sensei!"

hug

Tenten and Neji rolled their eyes.

"Bunch of idiots." Tsunade muttered again.

The noise was like an air horn.

Shizune covered her ears.

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FOOLS!!!" Screamed Tsunade. Everyone stopped talking and cowered in fear. Even Hinata awoke from the order the Hokage had given them.

"There that's better." Tsunade said. Then she got serious. "Alright because you people here have done such a great job lately, I want you to take a break from this ninja life and just take a vacation. A ship is going to take you to an island of paradise tomorrow at 10AM sharp. You are not to leave the island or you risk getting kicked out of the village. Any questions??"

Everyone stared blankly at her…

"WHAT??!?" Everyone shouted.

"Whoa. Granny Tsunade is being nice! Who knew she had it in her?" Naruto said.

Tsunade twitched.

CRASH

Tsunade had flung Naruto out the window with her super-human strength, breaking the glass.

"I'm SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Naruto yelled, his voice growing fainter and fainter. Finally there was a loud Bang, telling everyone that Naruto had hit the ground.

"Well then, any questions?" Tsunade asked.

Everyone stared blankly, obviously shocked.

"Well then, everyone is dismissed. Get packed and I'll meet you at the docks tomorrow." Tsunade said.

Everyone still stood there and stared blankly.

Tsunade twitched.

"EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" She screamed.

Everyone left in a blink of an eye.

What exactly is Tsunade planning? Will Hinata ever stop fainting? Will Sakura ever get Sasuke to pay attention to her?

Well, that was quite long. Again I apologize for the long wait. Please review. Whoever reviews for the second chapter I will dedicate the third chapter to them!

Find out in the next chapter!

Ta-Ta for now!