Written by: Crack God
A/N: Yay! Another update! No more recaps! Too lazy. I'll try to update daily now, so chapters will be short. Disclaimer: Don't own it- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chapter Twenty Watermelon- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Tears ran down Sasuke's face, and he started to whimper.
"It- Itachi!" he yelled, loudly. "Why must you take everything from me! Everything!" He then ran out of the mini movie theater, sobbing hysterically.
With two puffs of feathers (pink feathers) the Kakashi hanging upside down disappeared and Itachi turned into Kakashi sensei.
"Umm…" Sakura started. "Maybe we should only do really kinky sex scenes behind locked doors from now on."
"Sure," Kakashi replied. "I think we went a little overboard this time." He then walked over and barricaded the doors shut with a broom, and walked back to finish things with his girlfriend.
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Sasuke ran into a random broom closet to escape the torment and too be alone. Unluckily, or very luckily, for him, someone else was in with him. Sucking their pet cow.
The judge immediately stopped getting his precious milk and looked up at Sasuke with delight.
"What do you want to buy?" he spoke, voice filled with a creepy desire.
Sasuke looked up and pissed his pants. The judge moved a curtain, revealing a store of priceless goodies.
"I'll take the heat seeking binoculars, the tracking collars, and the pair of Pikachu panties," Sasuke announced with much, much glee. "Choji told me I could get this stuff for free."
"Ah, so you're a friend of Choji's," the judge acknowledged. "Here, take just take it." He handed Sasuke the items. "Choji was the one who gave me the location for my store, you see."
Sasuke cheerfully took the items and left. He shoved them in his still wet pants and left down back to the main floor. Today was a good day, a very good day. He would put the tracking collar on Sakura when she was asleep. He'd watch her all day the next day. And he would enjoy every second of it.
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Night fell and Sasuke put his grand plan into effect. He crept in to Sakura's room, careful to open the door. He walked over to her bed, where she was sleeping. He could not see her face in the shadows, but he could smell her. He caressed he smooth neck with much joy, and then put the collar around it. A choking noise emitted from the sleeping girl, but he just ignored this. Sasuke walked back to the door.
POP!!!!!! Sakura's head exploded into a watery goodness, waking up the other girl currently in the room.
Ino jumped out of bed, completely naked and screaming in horror.
"You bastard!" the whore screeched. "Why'd you kill Choji!"
Sasuke glanced over at the bed, realizing his grave mistake.
"No wonder the collar didn't fit," he pondered out loud. "Hn. That watermelon looks tasty." He walked over to a piece of Choji's head and stuffed it into his mouth. "Hey, this is some really juicy watermelon. Ino, you gotta try some of this."
Ino, not one to argue on an empty stomach, walked over and ate some of the watermelon. "Hmm," she spoke. "It would appear that he ate so much food that his skull turned into a delicious, crunchy watermelon." Her logic made perfect sense to the Uchiha.
"And meaty," Sasuke added. "You can't forget that."
Suddenly all of the girls from the neighboring rooms came in through the open door.
"What happened?" Sakura asked. "I heard you screaming Ino."
"Oh, nothing that bad," Ino replied. "Sasuke decided to drop by and give us all watermelon. Isn't he so nice?" She picked up another piece of watermelon and handed it to the pink haired girl. "Want some?"
Sakura snatched the juicy fruit from Ino and ate it herself. While the rest of the girls fought over the remaining watermelon, Sasuke took the opportunity to sneak up behind Sakura and put another tracking collar around her neck. The feasting the lasted the rest off the night.
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Anko stared at the lovers group in disbelief. It was one morning, and the announcement of the winning team was about to take place. Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata, and Temari all looked fifty pounds heavier and were covered with pieces of sticky watermelon.
"And where exactly his Choji?" Anko asked.
"He's still sleeping, ma'am," Kurenai answered. "He got really drunk last night and we didn't want him to puke all over the floor here."
"Good answer," Anko replied. "Anyway, it's time to announce the winning team. Ninja Bunny, you may do the honors."
"Well, with this new piece of information that Kurenai just gave us, it is obvious who is the winner," Ninja Bunny spoke. "She got her group drunk, which means that she was obviously teaching her students that being drunk can lower your inabitions and lead you in having unplanned sexually activity. Therefore, Kurenai is the winner."
Kurenai just stood there, hoping that no one would ever find out about her lie.
"That leaves the points as follows: The Lovers team has won, raising their points to nine. The other two teams lost, lowering their point totals by two. This gives the Perverts group six points, and the Freaks groups nine points. That means that the Lovers and Freaks groups are tied for first place."
"What's the next task going to be, sir?" Ino said, ending her sentence with a rather long burp.
"Well, seeing as the Lovers group got ridiculously fat, I'm changing it," Ninja Bunny replied. "The third task will be to see which team can lose the most weight. Audios." He then got off and flew away.
"Okay Shikamaru," Kakashi whispered in his group member's ear. "You're going to have to take as many laxatives as you can afford."
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A/N: I really don't have that much to say.
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