If you're a girl and a guy tries to kidnap you, hit him where it hurts da most. If you're the guy kidnappin' da girl, hope ta Hell she ain't aiming for you're bits. But if you're neither, then girl, hope he'll ask ya out.
Disclaimer- I do not in any circumstances own Petshop of Horrors or Harry Potter 'cause if I did their world would be in utter chaos that is not done by anyone from the magical world, only by my friends and me.
"………" talking
'………' thoughts
"………" Parseltongue
/……/ mental talk
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Chapter Seven
Harry woke up early the next morning and stretched in a very cat-like way as he smirked in satisfaction. "What a wonderful morning," murmured Harry as he looked at the rising sun at twilight. Creating a canvas of bright colours intertwined with each other in the blue sky. "Especially after the wonderful gift that I delivered to the Minister last night." Looking at the digital clock on his bedside table, Harry saw that it was only four in the morning and decided to start his exercises. Brushing his teeth and getting dressed in a loose black gi, Harry swung his scythe over his shoulder and, with the Kai around his shoulders while the others were infiltrating the other houses, he jumped put of the tower window. Excitement went through Harry's body as he free-fell to the ground. Just two metres before he hit the ground, a pair of bat-like wings came out of his back as he skimmed across the ground before gaining air and gliding lazily towards the Forbidden Forest.
Flying over the treetops, Harry found a secluded clearing far from the edge of the forest and landed there. Letting Kai slide off, Harry took off the glamour and started to do some warm-ups before starting to spar with his long-time mentor. "Have you finished your warm-ups yet deshi(1)?" asked Kai as Dark looked up and shook his head. "Just three more Kai-sensei," replied Dark with a small pant as he did a few more horse kicks(2). "Okay, I'm done." Kai nodded. "Good." Was all he said as he got into a loose fighting position. Dark mimicked his movements as they stared at each other. The whole clearing was silent as the two stared each other down. It was unnatural for the forest to be this silent, even during the few stray rays of dawn. Then the wind picked up, kicking up some grains of dust and dead leaves. One particular leaf flew in between the two fighters; the minute it touched the ground was when they ran towards each other with a blinding speed that made them look like blurs to any other person in the vicinity. Their fight lasted about an hour and a half before Dark was on his back, panting, as he stared at the multi-coloured sky. "You win again sensei(1)," said Dark with a small grin. Kai merely gave Dark a small smile. "At least you last longer than you normally do deshi(2)," replied Kai calmly. "Now do your warm-ups and we'll go and explore the Forest in a greater detail. We still haven't finished your earth element control." Dark groaned before doing as Kai said. After he finished his warm-ups, he turned into his Animagus form of the San-Shippou Youkai Okami(3). Kai turned into a larger version of his snake form that was as big as an anaconda.
Dark gave Kai a wolfish grin before bounding off into the unknown that was the Forbidden Forest with Kai slithering at his heels with a sigh of resignation at the boundless energy of his apprentice. Dark trotted through the forest, sniffing on the ground as he did so; trying to identify the different types of creatures that have been on this path. As he happily wandered around, his wagging tail showing the amount of happiness, when the wind blew down a familiar scent that he only ever smelt in the stables of the petshop. When he looked up, his eyes widened when he caught sight of the creature. It was a unicorn, but not just any unicorn; it was one of the rarest ones in the world. And one that D would absolutely love to have in his shop if it would agree to stay there. It was a war unicorn. It stared at Dark with dark bottomless eyes as its pure black coat gleamed with blue highlights in the rising sun and Its silvery onyx horn sparkled as It stared into Dark's own emerald eyes.
They stayed in a stalemate for a long time as Kai hid himself underneath the bushes. Slowly, Dark bowed; with his right foreleg straight and his left bent slightly, to the solemn creature. Its ear flicked in amusement as it snorted before trotting over to Dark. It lowered Its muzzle to sniff Dark all over as he stood perfectly still. It snorted before It swung slightly and pulled out four hairs from Its tail. Placing them in front of the shocked wolf, It snorted again; in amusement this time, before turning and trotting off into the dense forest and disappearing from view. Dark stood still before blinking in awe. He turned back and picked up the four dark, shimmering strands of the war unicorn hair as Kai came up from behind him. "It is quite an honour to receive such a gift from such a noble creature," murmured Kai as Dark glanced at him questionably. "Even I, in all the years that I have lived, have never seen a war unicorn show itself so readily to one It knows is not a true creature of the Earth." He stared at his apprentice with knowing eyes. "It is a sign that the tides of time and history are changing then, eh sensei?" queried Dark with a slight smile as he stood up. "Hnn," was all Kai said before turning around and walking off. "Come, my dear apprentice. We still have to do meditation." Kai smiled slightly as he heard Dark groan.
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When Harry walked through the doors of the Great Hall later on with Kai around his shoulders again, he couldn't hold in his glee at what will happen once they came through the Great Hall doors. It was still early, so Harry sat on the near empty benches and helped himself to breakfast. As he ate his mostly fruit composed meal, a habit picked up from the ever mysterious D, he glanced up at the Head Table and saw Remus and Snape looking at him. Remus gave him a slight smile as Snape raised an eyebrow at the oh-so-innocent Gryffindor who grinned at them gleefully. He took a bite of his apple as he silently and wandlessly spelled the door with a prank to make a number of random people who walked through them, act the complete opposite for the rest of the day. With an impish smile, Harry slowly ate the rest of his breakfast as the students slowly trickled into the Hall for breakfast.
The first to be affected by the prank was a normally shy second year Hufflepuff becoming as brave and abnormally cheerful as any Gryffindor. The other students that had come in before and with the Hufflepuff stared at him as if he had a contagious disease. The next was a quiet and studious Ravenclaw, as they normally are, well, the majority at least, became a very cheerful person that seemed to preach on and on about friendship, pink fluffy bunnies, rainbows and all things cute and fluffy making any person within the vicinity mentally scarred for life and never being able to see anything they had heard the same way again. A few even attempted to see if she was as smart as she was originally; sadly she was dumb enough to believe one muggle born telling her that if she thought happy thoughts she would be able to fly and attempted to jump off the table only to knock herself out and wake up without a single bruise or blemish on her face.
Soon, there were quite few students that had been affected which had good results and that wouldn't mentally scar any of the other students and the first years. One had become somewhat silent and gloomy, scaring fellow students by popping up out of nowhere behind them, another completely hyper from just drinking water, the next had became a living volcano; exploding at the slightest remark against them. This all caused Harry and many others to laugh hysterically, including the teachers even though they tried to hide it, Snape. Some didn't hide it at all, Hagrid and Remus, and laughed along with the students. However, the piece de resistance was when Harry saw Granger and Weasley coming towards them. He pretended to wipe away tears of laughter as he hid the glint of anticipation in his eyes. Granger went in first and became somewhat lazier, a bit dumber and more timid; scratch that, she became a lot timid, like a mouse. A really, really big mouse, while Weasley became completely uptight like his older brother Percy and a bit less… temperamental. "Hermione, please pass me the milk would you?" asked Weasley in a slightly snobby voice when they sat down. "O-o-okay R-R-Ron," stuttered Hermione shyly as she tapped her index fingers together before taking the milk and handing it to Weasley with both hands on the jug. 'I wonder how this is going to turn out?' thought Harry in amusement as he laughed again when the Ravenclaw attempted to hug some Slytherins that were running away from her unashamedly. "Wait!" chirped the overly happy voice as she smiled. "I just want to be your friend so that we can show the whole world that friendship is the most wonderful thing in the world! Then we can have even more friends and help everyone!"
All the other Slytherins couldn't help but turn slightly green and stay well away from the now dubbed 'Friendship Freak'. The hyper person was just running around and laughing maniacally as he pissed off the 'Volcano'. /So amusing/ said Kai as he watched the boy eat a whole bag of sugar that weighed at least two kilograms(4). The boy stilled before laughing/giggling slowly. "Heheheheheh." Twitch twitch "Ehehehehahahahahahahahaha!" The maniacal laughter even made Dumbledore, who had come through the annex door, still and look at him in fear. /Look, he's becoming more destructive. How nice./ Harry couldn't help but laugh when the boy went even crazier and more hyper. Then, the boy did something even crazier; he went up to the Headmaster with an overly happy face, picked up the cream and custard pie on the table and threw it at the Headmaster. With wide eyes, Dumbledore dodged the pie that went past his chair with a relieved sigh. "Oh Headmaster," sang a voice so cheerfully and happily. The Headmaster turned his head slowly, dreading what would happen, and got a face full of peach cheesecake. Silence.
Not a single sound was heard, you could here a pin drop in the heavy silence. The boy still had that ever-present happy face as everyone stared, or gaped in disbelief, as the cake stayed on the Headmaster's face for a while before slowly falling off to reveal pieces of the cake and some apricots in various positions and spots on the Headmasters face. Kai was laughing in his mind as Harry himself struggled not to laugh. /This went better than expected/ said Kai through bouts of laughter as he calmed himself. Dumbledore's beard had chunks of the cake as did his eyebrows and there were apricots under each eye on his cheeks, giving him the look of Santa Claus. The 'Friendship Freak' squealed, which had broken the heavy silence. "Santa!" she squealed happily as she pointed at Dumbledore. "It's Santa Clause! You'll help me in my quest to show everyone with friendship right!" Dumbledore blinked before chuckling slowly. His chuckles soon became a laugh as Harry detected the seething aura that was hidden by the forced laughter.
"What an interesting morning," chuckled Dumbledore as he waved his wand and cleaned himself up. "But shouldn't you all be getting to class now?" the student's eyes widen as they look at their watches before cursing in low voices, grab a little bit of food and run for their classes before the teachers get there before them. The other people that had their personalities changed ran also, if not to try and drive the 'normal' students crazy. Needless to say, the teachers had a very tiring day if they had any of the more…exuberant students; namely the 'Friendship Freak', the 'Volcano' or the 'Hyper'. The 'Gloomy' person was slightly tiring, but he was more into scaring other people by popping up behind them and talking in monotone. When the teachers tried to reverse the spell, it actually made them worse than before; so sad. Harry had to chuckle mentally when he felt his spell being tampered with and the defence mechanism kicking in during his History of Magic lesson.
By the time dinner came by, the teachers had tired lines on their faces and some of the people that had changed were still the same, worse than before or crying a river of tears. Granger was the latter as Weasley was the former. Harry tilted his head as he heard the 'Hyper' and the 'Volcano' going off again. Well, the 'Volcano' more than the 'Hyper' since the latter seems to be more interested in eating all the desserts on the table than listening to the rants of the volatile Gryffindor. Harry couldn't help but chuckle as Kai sighed in mock pity. / They don't know what's gonna hit them tomorrow/ remarked Kai idly as he flicked his tail back and forth. /The poor souls./ Harry laughed out loud at that, though many of the surrounding people thought he was laughing at the 'Hyper' as he attempted to kill/destroy/annihilate/terminate the 'Friendship Freak'. /Yes/ said Harry back as he looked down at this morning's paper. The bold title catching any attention it could. More Death Eaters found in the Ministry! Who is this Mysterious 'Dark'? /They truly don't./
Harry glanced up at the Head table again before smirking slightly then covering it up with a smile. 'And so another day will begin once the sun rises,' thought Harry as he looked up to the ceiling, showing the starry night sky and the slim shape of the crescent moon.
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To be continued…
There! I got it in as I said I would! Now onto chap 7 of 'Raised by a Kami' then onto chap 7 of this one! though i have ta apologise if it's a bit lame.Until nxt time, ja ne.