Chapter 7- Stuck…Again…- Kane.

"It's not making sense… not the least bit, this shouldn't even been happening to me at all!" I growled angrily at the mirror. Melissa came from behind me and hugged me tightly. "I shouldn't be like this! I should have lost the weight, I still got kinks and sores, injuries… what the hell is wrong with me?" I asked.

She looked me over. "I don't see anything wrong with you Glen, you're actually quite attractive right now. You look… sexy!" she purred.

Sexy? Fat's sexy to her now? "It's not going to work this time around…" I muttered to her, however… I didn't realize she was serious. Her hands kept caressing my stomach, although it had been a week since those cow demon creatures and swine met my empty belly, she was still very attracted to me! Something had to be going on. "Melissa… when was the last time you this was sexy?" I asked while grabbing handfuls of my newly acquired flab.

She couldn't answer me, she didn't know or remembered. "You just seem so… irresistible now!" Her hands coiled around my neck. "I don't know why though… I do like it… but… you need… more…" she whispered.

"More what?"

She let go of me as her hands traveled down my bulging sides. "I think you need more around here… and more… much more here, a nice strong belly… I like my man big… big as can be!"

"You want me fatter?" I asked oddly. Definitely something wrong! "Mel I think you need to lie down for a bit…" my conversation was interrupted with a grumbling stomach… mine of course.

She grinned with delight. "Ooo hungry are we, let's feed my hungry dragon, come on Glen! Go and gorge yourself!" she purred, my wife was creeping the hell out of me!

We left the room together as Taker flagged me down. "Kane, got a moment… man… things ain't going your way huh?"

"Get to the point" I pleaded.

He tried to tell me what was on his mind, but my wife cuddling into my stomach was creeping him out. "Uh… Randy thinks… Hunter is possessed, Jericho too" he managed to say.

"Possessed? Like my wife right now?" I asked. "Mel, please" I whispered to her.

"But you're so strong and sexy looking… you do realize that?"

Taker was trying not to laugh his ass off at me. Looking down to her she kept cuddling and purring into me. What the hell has gotten into her?

"How long has this been going on with Triple H and Jericho?" I asked. Taker told me it's been at least two weeks, but Hunter was acting stranger before Jericho. I began to think something was going on… something not good.

I called John to see if he could keep an eye out on things, however I only got his answering machine on his cell phone. "Vince has moved up my movie shoot, talk to you later" odd… not a dragon was on Raw anymore! This did begin to stink of something bad.

"I think we need to check it out… after my wife stops purring into my sides…" I signed; I got to figure out what was with her and with me. Damn, now I wish we never went into business! Melissa excused herself from me to get a snack; I was stunned that she kept complimenting me on my weight! Victoria and Kelly walked by. "Ladies, odd question… do I look sexy?" I asked.

They stared at one another before turning back to me, bursting out laughing. I take that as a no. Good thing I'm married then!