Chapter 9 Part of the team- Edge

I had it; I've been one of the guys for over a week now and got no action. Kane PROMISED me I could go to a realm to help. He has yet to fulfill it. I confronted him one day telling him I was sick and tried of waiting. "I want to go to the next place… I want to go! And what the hell happened to you?" I demanded of him.

Kane looked to his stomach. "Oh too much fast food. You want to go? Fine, go with my kids who are leaving to help Jeff." He said

Kane took me to his kids and told them what was going on. "Ok, since Jeff is sleeping. You're going to take over for him, Edge. One of the girls is replacing my sons… for some reason… Saige are you sure?" Kane asked his daughter.

She snapped her knuckles as if she were ready for a brawl. "Yes father" she said with a smile.

Beowulf was forced to step down from this challenge. I got to experience teleportation once again, it's a really trippy ride as you travel through space and time to get to a destination. We were standing in the middle of a wonderful castle courtyard. A hot woman waited for us and greeted Saige and I personally after welcoming Kane and his sons. "Switching them up?" she asked.

"Some need a break Princess Kitana," Kane replied with a grin.

"Ok so what's the first order of business?" I asked rather excited for my first dragon job.

"Oh, I do like this one, he seems very keen" Kitana explained.

"For now" smirked Kratos.

"What do you mean by that?" I demanded.

"Nothing" he replied innocently.

We were taken through the court and into another. There were four large grails before us, Kitana told us to drink them before we begin… odd custom but I am not one to refuse. I drank most of it but get sick of the taste. "I can only drink so much honey!" I moaned.

"Drink it all Adam," warned Saige. "Or you will be sorry"

"I already am" I muttered and forced myself to down the rest. Man, I felt so sick and full I just wanted to lie down. This was when things went from bad to worst; those human size pigs were brought into the court. Mine looked slimy and tipsy, as the others were very much alive. Kratos smirked as he stood next to me. "Now we get to the good stuff," he said as he hopped about in place like Batista does before a match.

"Uh… Miss Kitana… what are we to do with these?" I asked.

She smiled. "Oh, so you're very new to this, are you? Very well, Kratos, will you kindly show him what is required as you had shown Jeff?" she asked.

"Wait! Hold it!" called Jeff. He came out of nowhere… my God… what's with him? He's fat! "I have got this see his face!" he explained with a smile. I got to admit it was good to see him smiling again. But why was he smiling?

Kratos took delight as he grabbed one swine by it's belt… yeah… the things wore pants. The beast kicked and screamed about and it tried to fight back. "Watch closely Edge" he grinned as he shoved the swine into his mouth, I was nearly sick, like the last time I caught Batista eating one of those horrid things… it kicked and flailed all. I could hear Kratos slurping the beast more and more into his stomach, until finally he gave a deep, satisfying gulp. His gut ballooned outward as he licked his lips with satisfaction. "Damn fine pork" he announced.

I stared at the ones before me. I wanted to be sick. "Now you try it," Kitana announced.

"No way! I ain't doing it!" I snapped back. "No one told me I would HAVE to!"

"You never asked." smirked Saige with a full mouth as she spoke with one sliding down her neck! "What's wrong can't compete with a girl? I am going to eat more than you could you wussy!" she said and licked her fingertips.

I knew I couldn't be outdone by a girl… especially one only eight months old! Kitana rolled her eyes. "Feed the swine more King gold, that should get them in the dragon faster" she announced.

The swine men were given a barrel of honey and they consumed it! They grew tired and fell to the ground and slept. "That will make it easier" said Creed. "Go on Edge"

"Yeah Edge, go on" smirked Jeff. "Get a nice full gut like mine!" Well, his began to moan at me and shifted… I serious lost my appetite.

God, I must be crazy! I grabbed one of the sleeping creatures and put it into my mouth, instantly I spat it out unable to bring myself to do it. "I can't, I am not doing it!"

Saige gave me a twisted look as she was on her second pig; she swallowed it with no hesitation. Also hers was still screaming when she ate it. I shuttered to the thought of having to do this. But I pumped myself up and tried again…