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Disclaimer- I do not in any circumstances own Petshop of Horrors or Harry Potter 'cause if I did their world would be in utter chaos that is not done by anyone from the magical world, only by my friends and me. I also do not own any other name/object/toy that might be recognised in this fanfic.

"………" talking

'………' thoughts

"………" Parseltongue

/……/ mental talk

-……- other languages that is not English

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Chapter Thirteen

Harry sat at the Gryffindor table during dinner completely exhausted. Some of his year mates gave him worried glances but he just waved it off telling them that he was fine. Harry couldn't help but repress the shiver that climbed up his back as he thought of Ms Sandesh, especially after she had him cornered in the kitchen, giving him looks that were far from his comfort zone.

"She's bloody obsessive that damn woman," muttered Harry with his head on his arms as his other dorm mates glanced at each other from above his head before looking at the youngest Weasley who was staring at Harry with lovesick eyes. Thinking that it was Ginny that Harry was talking about, they all gave her disapproving looks or glares until she finally looked away with a frightened 'eep'.

It was well known in Hogwarts that Ginny Weasley was still pursuing Harry despite the serious betrayal of her older brother and his 'girlfriend' which was annoying Harry to no end. Harry chuckled slightly before standing up and leaving the Great Hall with a grateful glance to his dorm mates.

So Harry left the Hall while humming 'Your Guardian Angel' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, which had fallen into his possession by a blue portal, no doubt a gift from his future self along with a few other songs which seemed to fit him. His favourites being 'Face Down' and 'Cat and Mouse' which had been the first ones he had heard on the CD.

Kai listened to Harry sing as they neared the Room of Requirements the song changing from time to time. When he reached the painting of Barnabas the Barmy, a door immediately appeared next to said painting.

Humming 'Face Down', Harry opened the door to reveal an airy, white room with beige and light brown coloured furniture. A black and brown rug had a glass and marble table on it as the glass window doors showed a balcony facing a white sandy beach with crystal blue water. There was also a little open doorway which led to the kitchen and there was also a bar in the living room. There were two white sofas facing each other as a single white chair was placed between them.

Harry went straight to the bar after taking his shoes off as Kai shifted into a smaller version of his true form and flew above Harry's head as he made himself a very strong Martini. "You want anything Kai?" asked Harry to the Asian dragon as Kai leaned back on the white sofa with his hands behind his head.

"Just give me sake," replied Kai with his eyes closed as Harry took off his robe and put it on the over the back of the sofa. He then took off his woollen vest, loosened his tie and untucked his white shirt as he undone the first three buttons.

Harry turned and opened the glass cupboard to take out a bottle of sake and a small Japanese styled drinking cup. He then looked up to the clock to see that the Slytherins had another five minutes before they left the hall.

With a sigh, Harry flopped onto the white chair with his Martini in his hand and sipped from it casually as the memory of Ms Sandesh came floating into his mind.

-Flashback-

'I wonder how bad this lady is,' thought Dark as he jumped on the rooftops of the buildings to get to his destination. 'D wouldn't give me a warning unless he thought the customer was a real nut job.' Dark sighed as he used the edge of the roof to give him a boost to get to the next block without the people below seeing him jump a near impossible distance.

It took Dark exactly ten minutes to get to little house with a dark blue roof and white walls in the middle of the bustling suburbia. During that time, he had changed his clothes into a less intimidating ensemble of a deep forest green Chinese styled jacket and white undershirt with a pair of black pants and black Chinese slipper shoes.

The minute he stepped onto the property with the blue box on his shoulder, Dark felt a sense of foreboding as shivers ran down his spine. 'Kami-sama, please let me get out of this forsaken house alive,' thought Dark as he noticed the shadowed figure of a person watching him from the second floor.

Walking up to the front door, Dark pressed the doorbell which let out a cheery, light bell chime which didn't suit the mood at all. Dark soon heard the sounds of rushed footsteps on wooden floorboards before the door was flung open.

A woman with past-the-shoulder length blonde hair and honey brown eyes stood at the door with a rather strange look; a mix between predatory, triumph and ecstasy.

A bit disturbed, Dark quickly gave her the box. "You're purchase Ms Sandesh," said Dark as she gave him a startled look when the box was shoved into her arms. "From the Count, now if you'll excuse me I have to go back and deliver the rest of the purchases."

However, his retreat was stopped when his collar restricted his neck and Dark had to squash the urge to pull out his daggers when the lady spoke up. "But you just got here! And it's a long way to get back to Chinatown," cried Ms Sandesh, not knowing that Dark was on the verge of slicing her face to ribbons.

"You should have a rest before you go back out," suggested Ms Sandesh with a look that raised the hairs on the back of his neck. "How about a drink? I got juice, water, cordial, alcohol…"

Ms Sandesh the pulled the reluctant Dark in as he tried to undo the buttons on his outer shirt to stop himself from choking to death. He had only managed to get three of the frog buttons undone when he was shoved into a wooden chair in a sunny kitchen.

-Oh Kami-sama help me,- muttered Dark in Japanese with horror as Ms Sandesh smiled at him, showing all her teeth which reminded him of a shark.

"So what would you like?" asked Ms Sandesh as she went nearer to Dark. "I got apple juice, orange juice, orange and mango, tropical, some spring water, beer, red wine, champagne and lime cordial." She was soon invading Dark's personal space as he shrunk in his chair.

"Um, I'm fine thank you," said Dark uneasily as he tried to slid out of the chair. "But I really should get going. I have to…er meet my girlfriend after my shift!" Dark mentally cried out in joy when Ms Sandesh froze and her face became stony.

"Girlfriend?" repeated Ms Sandesh as Dark nodded, not too fast to be suspicious and not to slow to be insulting her intelligence.

"I promised my girlfriend that we'd go and see the Phantom of the Opera this afternoon and I have to leave straight after my job," explained Dark as he slipped under away and backed away to the front door. "So I'll just go and show myself out now. Er…thanks for the offer anyway; so, good bye Ms Sandesh!"

Dark then chose that moment to dash for the door before she could react and was soon jumping over the rooftops, running for his life to get back to the pet shop on one piece before Ms Sandesh could try and get him back.

-End Flashback-

Harry couldn't help the shudder that ran down his spine when the memory ended as the dark oak door opened to reveal Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini and twelve other Slytherins. Harry's eyes flickered to them from where he was watching the Caribbean-like beach before going to the clock. The remaining five minutes had passed during Harry's reverie.

"Hello and welcome to the Room of Requirements," said Harry with a cheerful smile as his eyes were closed into crescents and the Slytherins eyes Kai who was curled contently around the sake bottle and cup.

"Please, sit down," said Harry as he waved to the white sofas as Kai slithered towards Harry, careful to make sure that he didn't spill the sake. "And don't touch the sake; Kai still wants to finish the rest of it."

They stared at Harry who only smiled at them before pointing to Kai. "This is Kai," explained Harry, answering the unasked question. "He likes to drink sake, so finish off his bottle before he does and I will not be held responsible for anything that happens."

Kai hissed as he raised the upper half of his body causing the Slytherins to back away from the dragon in a snake's form. "Don't scare the children Kai," hissed Harry in amusement as he leaned over and took the sake bottle to place it in front of him.

"Shall we discuss our little exchange of services then?" queried Harry with a small quirk of his lips and his eyes closed into crescents as the Slytherins gave each other uneasy looks all the while wondering what they had gotten themselves into.

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The full moon shone down on Gryffindor Tower as Dark, having let the glamour charms break, sat happily on the roof of the tower- after the successful meeting with the Slytherins- without fear of falling, his black bat-like wings on his back. Should anyone have had looked up in his direction, they would have thought a devil had ascended from Hell to wreak chaos upon the world.

Which is partially correct but Dark wasn't a true devil even if he was planning to wreak chaos upon a world; the Wizarding world, the Muggle world was already on a path towards self destruction that did not need his help.

Dark sighed as he leaned against the tall spire behind him while Kai took this chance to swim in the lake in his true form. "I wonder how long until the end of humanity comes?" queried Dark to himself with amusement colouring his voice.

"After all, they have been set upon the path of destruction since they came upon the Earth and raised themselves on a pedestal with the excuse of being an organism of higher intelligence than the rest of all the living organisms of this planet."

"Don't you think so Tsuki-san?" asked Dark rhetorically to the moon with a smirk on his face. He then chuckled as the moon shone down upon the Earth; watching and waiting until the steady legs of humanity shall weaken, break and crumble under its own weight as the Earth takes its revenge against the ones that had made her what she is now before the cycle once again repeats itself.

A never-ending cycle.

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To be continued…

My, what a dreary ending I made………oh well, it is the truth though. You can't blame me for wondering what the future shall be after we advance to the point where we'll kill ourselves and start the process all over again even after we vow to be more environmentally friendly. It's a sad delusion that we continually tell ourselves even after the tragedy happens. Anyways, hope I didn't make you all too shocked by this so g'night everyone!

P.S the songs mentioned above can be found on my profile with links to a site with some good videos to go with it.