A Different World

A/N: Hey guys. Chapter started on 7/2/07. I update a little too fast. LOL.

Chapter 5

Randy Orton awoke in his bed. He felt like shit. Last night, he punched his best friend in the face, twice, and left him sprawled out on the floor.

(A/N: Yes. It's true. The past 3 chapters have been one big dream! Sorry:D)

Orton tossed the covers off and decided to go see if he was okay. He walked downstairs and Cena was exactly where he left him, the foot of the stairs. Orton reached down and caressed his face. At this rate he'll NEVER know I have feelings for him. I'm gonna have to be mean to him and be a complete jerk for my reputation.

Orton picked up the older man and put him on the couch, where his arms dangled off. He wriggled his hips in the sexiest way. I'm never going to be able to resist him forever.

In John Cena's dream, Randy Orton picked him up off the floor and put him down on the couch, while he was sleeping. He melted into Orton's warm touch.

"MMM Randy" escaped John's mouth. Randy Orton immediately looked up, extremely interested.

"Randy...MMM touch me again." Cena moaned and Orton felt the blood rushing to his lower region. If he continues this, I'm gonna be forced to touch him.

"Yeah baby...I'm ready for your big meat."

Orton's dick was at full mast. He sat down and started to take it out. He got it in his hand and slowly started to jack himself to the moans of his secret crush.

"Ran, MMM. Yeah, fuck me. Just like that." Cena moaned, apparently having fun in his dream.

Orton started to quicken his pace, when he heard the front door unlock. Orton pulled his pants up and flung himself to the floor and threw on covers. He kicked John, waking him up and said "Pretend to sleep!" Cena saw he had a boner and quickly turned onto his stomach and pretended to be asleep as Ashley and Maria walked in.

"Oh, there asleep. Told you." Ashley said.

"I didn't think they would be!" Maria said.

"No, it's only two o clock in the morning! Normal people sleep, hun." Ashley said.

Orton held back a laugh. Cena held one in as well.

"I feel bad, though." Ashley said.

"Why?" Maria asked, in a whisper.

"Well, he likes him. And I'm pretty sure he is straight." Ashley said, leaving out names. Orton was confused.

Ashley opened her purse and her lipstick fell out, directly in front of Orton. She bent down and picked it up and leaned in to Orton. "I know your awake, Ran. You're a loud snorer, when your sleeping."

Orton put a hand over her mouth. "Shut up!" Orton said. "Don't wake him up. He's had a um...a rough night."

"Why? What happened?" Ashley asked.

"I flipped out on him, and punched him full force in the face." Orton said, lowering his head. Ashley's jaw dropped and then she fully slapped him.

"How do you like it?" Ashley asked.

That bitch hit's HARD. "Oh, I really don't like it very much to tell you the truth." Orton said.

"Okay...imagine that FIFTEEN times as hard. TWICE. That's what poor Johnny felt."

She used Johnny? That's MY name for him! "Oh."

"Well, it's late...we better get going. Oh, and I got a fax from Vince...I'm assuming you's haven't checked...and WWE is taking a break because we're getting sued. Haha, so we're off for a little bit. Make plans to meet up tomorrow!" Ashley said and her and Maria slipped out the front door and Orton drifted into sleep.

IN THE MORNING

Orton woke up, with a severe pain in the neck. Orton went to the kitchen, sporting morning wood. He got a class from the cabinet and poured himself some water. Randy popped a Tylenol and then poured a glass for John and got him two Tylenol. He sat near John's head and rubbed his arm.

"Hey...dude. John." Randy said, gently nudging the sleeping beauty. John woke up and groaned.

"Oh God, my head hurts." John said.

Randy handed John the Tylenol and then the glass of water to take them down. "Thank you."

Should I mention the dream...and Ashley and Maria's visit? "So..."

John gulped. "Look man, I'm sorry about last night. I was trying to be a good friend. I tried to dry you off. I didn't know it offended you so much."

"No, John. It wasn't that... I dunno. I'm sorry I lost my cool about it. It was a dumb situation." Randy said and raised his arm to brush John's black eye. "I didn't mean to do this to you."

John reached up and grabbed Orton's arm. "I know you wouldn't. Deep down...I know you wouldn't."

I so want to kiss him. "Psh, you know it." They both started laughing and Orton got up. "Take a shower, smelly butt."

"Smelly butt?! Do I really smell!?" Cena said, suddenly self-conscience.

"No...okay, yeah." Orton said.

"Oh my God. I'm gonna take a shower. I can't smell! I'm the WWE Champion." Cena said.

"Oh, yeah. We have off. WWE is getting sued, blah blah blah, all that fun stuff." Orton said.

Cena shrugged. "I need rest anyways."

"Hurry up in the shower. I need one, too." Orton said.

"Join me."

"No. I'm not g-gay." Orton said, and smiled.

Cena looked disappointed. "Well, I'm gonna run to the store and buy milk and cereal for breakfast. But, I will leave you with parting words." Orton said.

"Okay, what are they?" Cena said walking up the steps.

"Nice dream last night." Orton said and opened the front door, flashing Cena a huge smile and shut it.

Cena's eyes bugged out. "Oh my fucking god."

Cena ran upstairs and took out the trusty Sidekick of his. He saw Ashley was online.

chaingang soldier: omg. ash.

massaro x: yeahh. can you kinda make thiss quick? im packing for survivor.

chaingang soldier: okay..well I had a dream of randy last night...and I was moaning his name...nd I def did it outloud..he said nice dream and left!

massaro x: left like mad left? or left because he was leaving to do something

chaingang soldier: he went to buy milk, lol. but he was rubbing my face.

massaro x: uh oh. get em, johnny!

chaingang soldier: lol

massaro x: did u realize I came over last nite?

chaingang soldier: noo.

massaro x: yeah, i proved to maria that yous were sleeping

chaingang solider: ill im you in a bit. I need a shower, randy called me a smelly butt.

massaro x: ur so in love, it's a shame.

chaingang soldier: shut up.

chaingang soldier has signed off.

John hopped in the shower and cleaned his body. He turned the water pressure off and stood in the bathroom. He pulled on Chaingang boxers and a wife beater and went downstairs. As expected, Randy was there. John blushed.

"Fruit loops!" John exclaimed and grabbed the box of cereal. "I love you, Toucan Sam. Oh yes I do. You make my morning's wonderful." Cena sang.

Orton looked at him, in awe. "Your happy over breakfast cereal. My best friend...in love with a cereal box character."

John burst into laughter and dropped his box of Fruit Loops. Orton stood up, afraid for his life as Cena started doing karate flips in the kitchen.

"I'm not so sure I gave you Tylenol now." Orton said as Cena flew by him with flip.

Randy chased after him and speared him on the couch. Orton got on top of Cena and started tickling him. Cena giggled like a little girl and squirmed. "STOP! AHH! RAPE!"

Orton bent down, still tickling him, and rubbed his nose along John's neck. "AHH! RAPE! You know, Randy. If you wanted to be on top of me so bad, you could of asked instead of spearing me." Randy blushed and got up and went back to his Captain Crunch.

Cena got back to his feet and dove over the couch and grabbed Orton from behind, taking him down. Orton choked on his Captain Crunch. Cena lifted Orton into the air, with a F-U. Cena gave him the F-U onto the couch, letting his hand glide down Orton's body feeling his bulge and then walked away. "I win."

Orton lay on the couch, dripping with sweat. "Turn the air on." Cena flicked the switch and cold air filled the room. Cena ran back and jumped over the couch, onto Orton. "I always knew you wanted to be on top of me." Orton said with a smile.

Cena got off and then gave Orton an elbow drop. "God, John, you take my breath away."

"Sorry, Randy. I'm not gay." John said with a smile. Orton laughed in his face and then John lightly slapped him. Randy sprung to his feet and John ran up the steps into his bedroom. Randy was mere seconds behind him and ran in and tackled him onto the bed. "I must say, Randy, you like being on top of me."

Randy smiled and then grabbed Cena's face. He brought it up to his and breathed into it. Cena gulped as Randy let his face go, and then lightly slapped the WWE Champ! Orton hopped off and ran into his bedroom. Cena was in pursuit this time and ran straight into Orton. The two of them fell onto Randy's bed. Cena grabbed Randy and put him over his knees. Cena then slapped Orton's ass and pushed him off and ran into the bathroom and shut the door.

"OH NO YOU DON'T. OPEN THIS DOOR." Orton said, hysterical on the outside. Cena opened the door and blew baby powder into Orton's face. Cena ran past him and ran down to the dark basement, where the guest bed was. Cena slid under the bed as Orton came barreling down the steps.

"John? Where are you? You can run but you can't hide!" Orton said, manically.

Orton walked by the bed and Cena tripped him, sending Orton onto the floor. Cena crawled out from underneath the bed and got on top of it. Orton got to his feet and got on top of Cena.

"I finally got you."

"Yeah, cause I let you. I had the advantage, loser." Cena said.

Orton looked offended. "Hah, I'll be the winner, cause I'll leave you unable to move to do anything back!"

"Yeah, what are you gonna do? Tie me down? I won't stay down long enough, biatch!" Cena said, jokingly.

Orton leaned down and kissed Cena on the lips. Cena moaned and Orton broke the kiss and got up. As expected, Cena lay there. "I win." Orton said and walked upstairs.

End of Chapter 5

A/N: Okay. So, the last 3 chapters we're dreams...this leaves off from chapter 1. LOL, it's pretty confusing I know. Any comments/ suggestions/ just wanna chat IM me on AIM. badbadnamex.

Next chapter: soon!