A Different World

Chapter 6 (started 7/6/07..bahh I'm lazy)

John Cena lay on the bed, after Orton kissed him. Cena got up off the bed and decided to go back to his one true love...Toucan Sam.

"Toucan...SAM!" Cena said and launched himself down the steps, landing on his face.

"I can't imagine that felt good." Orton said, stifling a laugh.

"It didn't." Cena said. He reached over for the milk and it spilled onto Randy's lap and Cena smiled. "Um, it looks like you're the immobilized one...I win."

Randy looked shocked as the milk seeped into his lap. "That's it."

Cena screamed and ran down into the basement. He opened the dryer and threw himself in. Orton came down and looked all over for John.

"John?" Orton called. He noticed Cena in the dryer and smiled to himself. "Fuck, I forgot to dry the clothes I put in here last night."

Orton turned the knob on the dryer and went to press on. Cena threw the door open and it hit Orton in the knees. Cena crawled out and ran up the steps, Orton right behind him. Cena flew over the couch and Orton flew right on top of him. Cena hid his face. Orton got butterflies in his stomach as he leaned down and licked John's ear.

John yelped and Orton got up. "Well, I'm gonna go buy some more milk..seeing as the last carton wound up in my balls."

Orton stripped down to his boxers. He took out a pair of shorts from Cena's bag. "I'm wearing these." He slipped the shorts on and walked outside.

John shrugged and turned on the radio. "Oh, this my song!"

John got out the microphone he hid under the couch. "You and Me! We used to be together, everyday together, always! I really feel, like I'm losing my best friend! I can't believe this could be the end. It looks as though, your letting go, and if it's real well I don't want to know!"

"Don't speak?" Orton said from the doorway as Cena swayed from side to side. Cena blushed wildly and threw the microphone under the couch.

"You need a hobby, or at least a better song. Here, let me pick one." Orton said and shut the front door.

He turned the station and landed on a song. "Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner..."

"...of my girlfriend's four post bed!" Cena finished.

"Must you interupt Sugar Ray!?" Orton said. "Ruined the song, damn you."

"MY TURN!" Cena said and changed the channel. "LAST NIGHT!! I..."

Orton changed the station. "No. That was just...no." Orton changed the channel. "Oh here we go! They tried to make me go to rehab I said no, no, no. Yes I've been black but when I come back..."

"And you tell me no." Cena said, hysterical.

"You don't like my singing?!" Orton asked and Cena shook his head. "Okay, Mr. I have a Record Deal."

"Oh I have a song!" Cena said and popped in a CD. Orton waited in anticipation.

"They say we're young and we don't know, won't find out until we grow!" Cena said.

"I don't know if all's that true cause you got me and baby I've got you! Hey!" Orton said.

"I got you babe! I got you babe. They say our love won't pay the rent. Before it's earned, my money's all been spent." Cena sung back.

"I got you babe." Orton sung back.

"Yeah, that was so gay." Cena said, hysterical laughing and Orton nodded his agreement.

"I'm gonna go take a shower...then get milk." John said.

"I thought I was gonna get the milk?" Orton asked.

"So did I! But here you are, singing Sonny and Cher."

John turned and walked upstairs and took a shower. He got out and Orton shoved him out of the way. "Go buy milk. Hurry."

Orton turned on the shower and got in. He thought he heard the door close and started to sing. "Cause I love to wash in John's bathwater, Love to think that he couldn't love another, I can't help it...he's my kind of man!"

"This isn't awkward." Someone said and Orton screamed like a little girl and pulled the curtains back. "JOHN!"

John was mortified. He had to stifle a laugh as Orton stood there with his hands trying unsuccessfully to cover his member and a shower cap on.

"R-ran...since w-when do y-you wear...shower c-caps?" Cena said through gritted teeth, trying not to laugh.

Orton was horrified. He stepped out of the shower and got into Cena's face. "If you dare breathe a word of this...to anyone...I swear to God, I will kill you."

Cena laughed in his face and bit his lip. "Okay."

Orton ruffled Cena's hair and then turned to get back in the shower. John's eyes lowered to Randy's ass. As if on cue, Randy bent down and went to pick up the bar of soap. John's eyes went huge and he excused himself. "I'll be out here!"

Cena opened the door and shut it, breathing hard. He walked to the other bathroom and ran the cold water. He threw it across his face and then he sat on the toilet to think. He kisses me, then shows me his ass. Not to mention sings about me...what is going on? Like, I know he doesn't like me...he CAN'T like me...he's not gay. But, damn...I'd be so happy if he kissed me again. Oh, what the fuck. I'm not supposed to think that either.

Cena felt his dick start to grow hard. Or maybe I am? Cena pulled down his pants and examined his cock. It was big, he thought. Ashley told him it was big. It was about 9 inches, and like 2 inches thick. He was circumcised and had a light patch of hair. And then his balls, which made him famous in the Diva's and Men's locker room. He had become a legend. He had the lowest hanging balls, which was some feat, defeating such guys as Johnny Nitro, Triple H and Randy Orton.

Cena gripped his dick and started to slowly jerk it. The door burst open and Orton was standing there. Orton looked away and asked Cena to hand him a towel. "Don't cum on it please." Cena handed him a towel and Orton walked away.

Cena realized he forgot his book in Orton's room and dashed in there. Orton was busy playing with his butt. Cena ran past and got the book and ran out.

What the fuck is going on?

Cena walked to the pool room and went into the sauna. The steam immediately hit him and it felt good on his naked body. He sat down and couldn't see around him. Cena put his head back as Orton entered behind him, without his knowledge. Orton sat down next to him.

"Hey, John."

Cena jumped and slapped the man next to him. He laughed once he realized it was Orton. "I guess that's payback for my black eyes!"

Orton looked sorry and leaned in to look at them, his hot breathe on John's face. "I'm sorry." He took Cena's chin in his hand and brought it to his eyes. "I really am. I don't know what set me off."

Cena leaned in and kissed him on the lips. Randy was taken aback at first, but accepted the kiss. Cena and Orton's tongues fought for dominance in John's mouth. Cena got on top of Randy, feeling Randy's hard cock against his ass. Cena broke the kiss and started kissing Randy's neck. Orton moaned and threw his head back. Cena tried to sit on Randy's dick but Randy pulled his face up. "I'm not having sex with someone I don't go out with."

Cena was shocked. "But, you've fucked Maria and god knows who else!"

"Yeah, but that's different. I really like you." Orton admitted.

Cena was even more shocked. "U-uh..."

Orton pushed Cena off of him, gently. "Think about it. Get back to me..." Orton looked down at Cena's hard dick. "...Champ".

End of Chapter 6

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