A Different World
A/N: This is gonna be super short!! Sorry. An update is an update. For all you faithful supporters, I thank you. Started and finished on 3/23/08. Trying to do this and Facebook games…tough.
Chapter 9
"Well, who said I wanted to have sex anyway?" John said.
"You did."
John shut up. It was a lost cause.
"Now, we're still going on this date. Now I know never to bring you to Wal Mart though." Randy said.
"I can't even buy you flowers." John said.
"Yes, well, you'd buy dead ones anyway."
John shut up, again. Randy must really know him. "Can I turn the radio on?"
"Go ahead..." Randy said.
John pressed the "On" button. He changed the stations, repeatedly until he found on he liked.
"THIS BED IS ON FIRE WITH PASSION AND LOVE! THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN…"
Randy bust out laughing. "I hate that song."
"Your point? I don't..." John said. He changed the channel anyway.
"KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON!!"
"Boy George? How gay." Randy said.
"Well, so are we."
"Yes, but…he gives new meaning to gay. His face is like fifty different colors." Randy replied.
"Can we get off the topic of Culture Club?" John asked. "What are we doing anyways?"
"Dinner."
"Oh no." John said.
"Oh yes…there will be blood." Randy said.
"That doesn't scare me…anymore." John said.
"Man, you used to shit yourself when I said that." Randy said.
John started mumbling something that sounded like "fucking little Muppet midget."
"Elton John?" Randy asked.
John snorted. "No...well, yes, but no."
"Ah, John Cena. Always the intelligent one." Randy stated. "Wanna try again, this time intelligently?"
"Fuck you." John playfully stated.
"Not for a month." Randy reminded him.
John growled.
"That's pretty sexy, but still no."
John was silent the rest of the ride to Applebee's.
"Applebee's? This is…nice. I suppose." John said as they pulled up.
"Oh, you think so? Great. Your paying." Randy said as he got out of the car. He grabbed the WWE Championship. "I'm the Champ now."
John sighed. He was gonna have a long month.
END OF CHAPTER.
A/N: AHHH! Update…I'm sorry its so short. Strapped for time. I'll update soon, definitely. Please review…it'll make me WANT to update.