Hey, wassup, Party-Peeps! …yeah, I dunno what that was about. Anyways, I am Spongebob-Is-A-Political-God here, but you can call me Spongy, cos it's cute!
Okay, this is our part about Gabriella, and Spongy shall be interviewing Ms. Montez! How'd it go, Sponge-o?
Erm…fine…
Oh Lord. What did you DO, Spongebob?!!
Oh crap! She only uses my full name when she's mad! -gulp-
What. Did. You. Do??
You'd better look for yourself…
Gabriella
S: Hello, Gabriella!
G: Hello, Spongy! It's so great to be here!
S: Yeeeah…now, as you know, you're here to discuss FanFiction dot net. Tell me, have you visited the site?
G: Yes. Goodness, I love all the fantastic TROYELLA ones. I love TROYELLA.
S: …BLERGH!!!!!!
G: -jumps in shock and falls off chair-
S: Hm…I'm sorry.
G: What's wrong?
S: Sorry, but TROYELLA? BLER—
G: Yeah, yeah, I know.
S: So you completely love TROYELLA?
G: Well, I read a beautiful TROYPAY one. Really touched me here. –touches heart-
S: -looks confused- Your boobs?
G: NOO! My heart.
S: Ah…that makes sense. Anyways, I have read several ah-marzing RYELLAs.
G: RYELLA? Me and Ryan? Yeah, our kid would be gorgeous!
S: What?
G: Ryan is handsome. I do love his hips…
S: LEAVE OFF! HE'S MINE!
G: Finder's keepers…
S: –attacks Gabriella-
SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear! I'm sorry! I did finish the interview when I visited her in hospital…
MORE LIKE WHEN SHE VISITED YOU IN JAIL!!!!
S: Hey, Gabby.
G: You…
S: Look, I'm so sorry. I'm a little crazy.
G: Yeah. Le duh!
S: Can we continue?
G: Sure. Why not?
S: Okay. Moving off Ryella and Troyella, what do you think of Troypays? I know you're with Troy and all, but you said you'd read one or two?
G: Well, sure. I don't mind Troypays cos they'll never happen!
S: Wanna bet? Ever read MY stories?
G: Yes. I'm with Ryan in yours a lot.
S: I know. I wrote them. Anyways, I've also read some Gabpays…
G: What? Me and SHARPAY?!
S: Yep!
G: …Eh.
S: …HUH?
G: Well, if I was a lesbian, I'd pick her any day.
S: …
G: She's the hottest girl I know.
S: …
G: Sponge? Look, I know I don't act like this in the movies, but in the movies I was a new girl. Now I can let my slutty side go!
S: …I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Spongy runs for her life-
G: Riiiiiight.
Jesus Christ, Sponge!
I'm sorry! Please don't hit me...and please let me interview Sharpay!
Well…when she reads Gabriella's interview, she will be surprised. Anyways, hope you enjoyed. Please review!