Hello. It is le SPONGE here, lol!
I worry about you.
Says the girl who's not allowed to go within fifty yards of Ryan Evans.
Life sucks…
Well, today, I am interviewing the one, the only…CHAD DAAAAAAANFORTH!
Right…
Chad
S: Hey, Chad.
C: Hello. What can I do for you?
S: Er…what?
C: I am being serious for once. I am enjoying it MOST fantastically!
S: 0.o
C: Okay, yeah, waaaaaaaasup?
: Oh thank GOD! –hugs Chad-
C: So, what is this about, dude?
S: FF dot net? You read?
C: Not often.
S: Oh.
C: I do get my mom to read some Chaylors, Chadellas and Chadpays to me.
S: Why?
C: Dude! Me hooking up with a hot chick in every story!
S: -gulp- You read M rated ones?
C: Yeah, dude!
S: And your mom reads them?
C: Your point?
S: Is your mom in therapy?
C: Yep.
S: Uh-huh, I get that. Anyways, ever read a Chyan?
C: Only if it's M rated!
S: A Choy?
C: Only if it's M rated!
S: Does your mom read these out?
C: No, Dad does.
S: 0.o ARE BOTH YOUR PARENTS IN THERAPY????????
C: No. Dad just sits on my bed every evening…rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…
S: Yeah, okay, sweetie!
C: I also read RYELLAs cos I think Ryan deserves someone nice, and sweet, and y'know what? Gabs is JUST that!
S: Oh Chad…that's so sweet.
C: Hey, I can be deep sometimes.
S: I think I may cry.
BTP: Ug, suck-up.
S: Erm…you haven't seen the worst of it yet.
S: Aw…
C: Yeah, okay. So, what stories do you write?
S: Well, I dabble in Ryella, Troypay and Chaylor, and – HEY! I' m the interviewer, you interview-EE!
C: You look good in that muumuu!
S: … I'M WEARING DOLCE AND GABBANA!
C: Really? I likey me a muumuu!
S: …What the f—k is a 'muumuu' anyways?
C: Well, the muumuu is a loose dress of Hawaiian origin that hangs from the shoulder. Like the Aloha shirt, muumuu exports are often brilliantly colored with floral patterns of generic Polynesian motifs. Muumuu for local Hawaii residents are more subdued in tone. Muumuu are not as widely worn at work as the aloha shirt, but may be worn as a uniform by women working in the hotel industry. Muumuu are also popular as maternity gowns because they do not restrict the waist.
S: Oh.
BTP: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
S: Sorry! Yeesh.
C: You are the hotter twin, aren't you?
S: Oh, Chad!
C: Wanna make out?
S: Sure! –the two start to kiss. BTP comes in-
BTP: -grabs S by hair, and drags her away- Come on, Sponge! We're outie!
S: No!
C: THE INTERVIEW WAS JUST GETTING GOOD!
BTP: PROSTITUTE!
S: Hey! I was having fun there, and YOU ruined it!
BTP: You don't even LIKE Chad! Why do you always ruin these things?
S: Hey! RESTRAINING ORDER GAL!
BTP: Oh yeah!
S: Anyway, this wasn't our best chapter, but we hope you enjoyed and – BLONDIE! PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
BTP: Without Ryan I have NOTHING!
S: No! I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS! Okay, all that stuff about muumuus is from Wikipedia, the online thesaurus! Please review! BLONDIE!
-BTP starts running in circles and S chases her-