It's been a whole 5 days since I updated? Whoa! You guys must have thought I was dead! But, no, we are both alive…don't be sad. I decided I should hurry up and finish Taylor's part. Sponge is currently…gone. Yes, I am alone…again…clearly, SOMEONE is not dedicated to this project!!!
Okay, okay, I'm here, jeez!
Thank you. But your presence isn't actually necessary. I'm the one interviewing Taylor.
Oh. So can I go?
Where were you anyway?
…nowhere.
Really? Cos you smell kind of like…like…afro…-GASP!- You were seeing Chad!
Wasn't.
Was.
Wasn't.
DON'T TEST ME, TRACY TURNBLAD! MY DIET PILL'S WEARING OFF!!!
…
Clearly, I've been watching too much Hairspray…
Yep! Moving on, how did the interview go?Okay. Let's see!
Taylor
BFP: Hello, Taylor!
T: Hey, Blondie!
BFP: …T: …what?
BFP: I don't know. It's just, all the other interviews have started so weirdly, and you're so…normal.
T: Is that a compliment?
BFP: Heck no!T: Okay, sorry. Er, wanna make out?
BFP: Did you see Chad's interview?
T: Yeah. Stinkin' man-whore…
BFP: I'm sorry.
T: He just randomly kisses your sister, the one obsessed with Spongebob, and --S: HELLO?!
T: Well, you are.
S:…good point. Carry on.
BFP: Thanks. Now, do you read FanFiction?
T: Naturally. Who doesn't?
S: Our parents. Ms Darbus. The Prime Minister. The President. God. Cleopatra.
BFP and T: WE GET IT!
T: How do you live with her?BFP: Good question. I must have adapted…anywho, what's your favourite pairing in the High School Musical fandom?
T: Um…me and Troy. He's hot!
BFP: Isn't he the BF of your BFF?
T: …eh?
BFP: C'mon, get wit da times, brah! Safe!
T: 0.o Spongebob-Girl? If you're there, can you help me switch her to English?
BFP: Okay, okay! Isn't Troy the boyfriend of Gabriella, your best friend forever?
T: Yeah, but he's still hot. Besides, Gabriella said she likes Sharpay, didn't she?
BFP: Yes, but --
T: And she said she and Ryan would look good.
BFP: I'm agreeing with you, but --T: And she said she like Troy and Sharpay, so --
S: -interrupting- YO MOMMA!
BFP and T: -baffled-S: What? You guys wouldn't shut up.
BFP: Go evaporate.
S: Okay! -POOF!-
T: Did she just…?
BFP: Do not question the poof. Now, what other pairings do you like?
T: Rypay.
BFP: RYPAY?!
T: Why not? It just can be so beautifully written, and dramatic and sweet and --
BFP: DID I ASK FOR POETRY????
T: No.
BFP: No, I didn't! But, seriously, twincest?
T: I thought you read it.
BFP: Shush! It's a guilty pleasure, dodo! No-one is supposed to know!
T: Ah. Just like Kelsi and the saxophone.
BFP: Kelsi and what?T: Er, nothing.
Random Person: She said saxophone.
BFP: Acck! Who are you?Random Person: I'm BlazeElemental, a fellow writer! Plus, I know you in the real world.
BFP: You mean…r-reality?
Random Person: Yes.
BFP: Reality…what's that like?T: Okay, who are you?
BFP: Oh, yeah! Taylor, Blaze, Blaze, Taylor.
BE: S'up?
T: Yo.
BFP: GANGSTA?T: What?
BE: Yeah, what?
S: I ate a big red candle.
T, BFP and BE: What?
S: It was big and…and waxy…BE: Anyway…what else do you read, Taylor?
BFP: Wait, we're talking about HSM, so --T: Honestly, I enjoy Doctor Who. I like 10Martha.
BE: -big GASP!- Ew! 10Rose for EVER!
T: Er, no! She's gone, forever!
BE: Is not!
T: Is too!
BE: Is not
T: Is too!
BFP: I don't know what we're yelling about!BE: …Is not
T: Is not!
BE: Is too…damn it!!!
T: HAH!
BE: Evil! You shall die!
S: LOUD NOISES!!!-everyone silent-
S: I like cheese.
BE: What's wrong with her?
BFP: Oh, she has an IQ of 57 and is otherwise known as "mentally retarded".
S: Yeah! Wait, what?BE: Right…
T: You can tell.
S: Well, you…you…-crying- blondie, I can't think of an insult!BFP: Who cares, I'm suicidal.
S: Yeah, I know. Did you hear? Blondie wants to kill herself!BE: Whoa. Why? Cos of Ryan?
BFP: RYAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
S: Yeah, you're not supposed to mention him around her.
T: Who, Ryan?
BFP: RYAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
T: I'm leaving. -poof!-
S: -waves stupidly-BE: Me too. Bye, Mental Girl, bye Girl-In-Love-With-Ryan!
BFP: RYAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!BE: -poof!-
S: Did that have anything to do with High School Musical
BFP: No. Where's my knife…?
S: Right. Next time, it's…who is it?
BFP: No-one. We've done all 6 of them.
S: What? NO! What about…urm, Ms Darbus?
BFP: You haven't heard?
S: Heard what?
BFP: Come here. -whispers to Sponge-
S: What do you MEAN Ms Darbus became a monster truck driver?!!!
BFP: Just that.
S: So…this is the end?
BFP: Yes.
S: Can I share your knife?
BFP: No.
S: Will you hug me?
BFP: No.
S: So, nothing.
BFP: Well, I'll give you a handshake.
S: -squeal!- I am blessed!
-BFP holds out hand. S takes it, then hugs BFP-
BFP: AH! GERMS! GET IT OFF! SPONGE!!!!!!!!
S: Uh-oh. Well, you guys better review! I'm off to Mexico!
-S puts on sombrero that materialised, grabs suitcase that materialised and runs past a sign that says "Mexico". BFP follows with knife-
-FINISH!-
(Apologies to BlazeElemental, who is actually a writer on this site)
(We took some lines from the movie Anchorman, by the way. THEY WERE TOO GOOD!!! Sorry)
(Ms Darbus has not left to become a monster truck driver as far as we know. It is just a viscious rumour)
(We are presently in Mexico.
I'm in Denmark!
SPONGE! I will find you, Sponge!
NEVER! FREEDOM TO HUG-LOVERS! -flees-)
Now it's really the end. Review!