Tsubasa belongs to CLAMP not me
Rating: T
Pairing: KuroFai SxS
Comments before fanfic: THIS ISN'T PART 2!! I'm going to do part 2 later, it's probably going to be really long so, I'm going to do a sweet and of course, evil one shot to pass the time. Besides, I don't think the other thing I'm doing is that great XD
EDIT: I noticed a error in my writing. It wasnt bad but it would've bugged me forever
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Chapter 4
I'm Way Better Than You
The ninja sitting in the kitchen when Fai came in smiling proudly.
"Kuro-cutie!" Fai cried out happily, "Guess what?!"
"Hm." he grumbled softly barely paying attention.
"The neighbors want to make them a cake for their son's party!"
"So?"
The mage crossed his arms and sighed, "It means the neighbors LOVE my cake recipe."
"And again I reply...So?"
"You just don't know how important this is to me." he said, "The cake I have to make is big so, I might need your help."
"Do I have to?" he asked.
"Yes."
"Fine." said Kurogane getting up, "What do I have to do?"
"Just watch what I do." said Fai going through cabinets.
After about five minutes, the mage had all the bowls and ingredients out in a organized way. Fai smiled, "Okay, if I need your help I'll tell you. Just watch for now."
Fai mixing the flour and butter together, to Kurogane he didn't even need the ninja to help. Then Fai began cracking the eggs but he did so gracefully it looked like a dance. The sound of the eggs was soft and quick and his movements were slow and beautiful.
The mage handed the bowl and a wooden spoon to Kurogane, "Could you stir while make the frosting?"
Well, he tried to. The dough was thick and hard to stir even for the strong ninja. He got so frustrated that he began to hit it with the spoon rapidly.
Fai ran quickly to him and grabbed the bowl, "Umm...Maybe stirring isn't for you...How about you...No, you can't do that...No...No...No...How about you get me some more flour in the cellar?"
He shrugged and left the kitchen while began to stir. Kurogane opened the door to the cellar and went down. 'Now, what does flour look like?...' he thought, 'I'll figure it out...'
He looked around and couldn't find anything that screamed, 'flour'. Kurogane turned to his left and saw a red flower in a pot. He grabbed it and walked back up to the kitchen.
He slowly put the flower into the bowl that was on the counter. When suddenly, Fai turned around and ran to him before he could put it in the dough. "Don't!" he cried while grabbing the flower, "What are you thinking?!"
"I got the flower." he said simply.
"I meant the white stuff not an actual flower!" said Fai, "Good thing I heard you...I guess I don't need your help. Go outside and practice with your sword."
He did what he was told without any regret because Kurogane knew that he couldn't bake, never could. Yet, it slightly bugged him that Fai was the dominant one this time instead of him. But that feeling pasted and he began to practice.
The backyard was really nice, it had a wide grass field plus, it had a pool. He swung his sword until he began to smell a cake baking. At that moment, Fai walked in from the kitchen.
"Hi, Kuro-chan!" he said happily, "Sorry, I couldn't find anything you could do."
"It's fine." said Kurogane, "I don't like baking anyway."
"Yeah...But it is nice to find yet another thing that I'm better at than you."
Kurogane dropped his sword as soon as Fai finished his sentence. He turned around and glared at Fai so angrily that if glares could kill, he would have been in trouble.
The mage began to laugh nervously, "I didn't mean it like that."
"Oh you didn't did you?"
"Yeah...Hehehe."
"You think you're better than me, don't you?"
"No! You got it all wrong!" Fai cried, "I meant that it's nice that I'm better than you at something while your normally better than me at everything else."
"That's what I thought," he snorted, "cause there's no way that you can be better than me."
The mage glared, "Are you saying that I can never be better than you?"
"Duh."
"I can bake a cake and you can't. PLUS, I always beat you at go fish!"
Kurogane picked up his sword, "But you can't wield a sword."
"Yeah I can!"
"Prove it!"
Fai snorted and grabbed Kurogane's sword out of his hands, "What do you want me to do?"
"One second." said Kurogane walking to the shed in the back. He came back hold three bails of hay and three long sticks. He stabbed the sticks into the ground and put the hay over them. "If you're a good swordsmen you can beat all three of these targets in one swing."
"You got it!"
Fai prepare his swing and looked as if he was going to hit a baseball. He released his swing and only got halfway through the first target.
"Ha! You can't even kill the first target!" Kurogane laughed.
Fai threw his sword to the ground, "Who cares?! I bet you can't do this!" Fai then did a graceful cartwheel on the grass perfectly.
The ninja bit his lip and tried to do what Fai did. What he did was landed right on his face and getting Fai to laughed so hard he fell too.
"HAHAHAHA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!"
Kurogane blushed a bright red and got up, "Shut up! I bet I can climb up that tree over there first!"
Fai got up and walked to the tree, "Then let's race!"
He jogged up to the tree and began to climb it, "Okay, then!"
The mage pouted, "No fair! You started first!"
"Whatever. I'm winning."
Even if Kurogane played fair, he would have won. Fai had never really climbed trees before and all the branches that got in his hair slowed him down. Fai finally reached the top and was out of breathe
"No...No fair." he panted.
"I would have won anyway."
"Guess so..." he sighed, "But I KNOW you can't do this."
Fai jumped off the tree (luckily the tree wasn't that tall) and landed in the splits. "Tah-Dah!", he shouted up the tree.
Kurogane jumped down from the tree and landed with a loud thump. Fai laughed, "Hehehe. Kurogane is all thump and no grace."
The ninja looked at him in disgust, "Are you a walking piece of rubber?"
Fai shook his head cutely, "No...I guess you can't be as graceful as I."
Kurogane glared at him and picked up the flexible (and light) mage, "Let's see how graceful you are when I throw you in the pool."
"You wouldn't dare."
He did dare, he flung Fai like he was more like a shack of potatoes than a person. Of course, no one could make that landing beautiful not even Fai. The water splashed all over the edges of the pool and giant waves wrinkled across the water.
Fai reached the surface and gasped. He waved his arms around and grabbed the edge of the pool. "Kuro-meanie! Don't EVER do that again! I can't swim!"
The guilty man walked over to the edge of the pool and reached out his hand, "Sorry."
Fai grabbed his hand and got a mischievous look on his face. He suddenly pulled him in the water with him.
"YOU BASTARD!" he shouted shaking the water out of his hair.
"It's only fair! Besides, it would have been REALLY bad if I actually COULDN'T swim."
said Fai sticking his tongue out.
He gritted his teeth and splashed a huge wave of water at him, "You lying little-!"
"Stop it!" Fai cried splashing him back.
They kept doing this for what seemed like hours, the waves getting wilder and bigger. However, the battle stopped when they heard a little squeak. Kurogane and Fai stopped and looked up and saw Sakura.
"Ummm..." she said shyly, "The cake is ready."
"The cake!" said Fai looking shocked, "I forgot!"
Fai quickly climbed out of the pool with his clothes soaked to the bone with the ninja following after. They both ran into the kitchen and Fai quickly took out the cake from the oven and sat down on the counter.
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After, a couple of minutes Fai was frosting the cake while Kurogane was sitting at the table. "Kuro-cake, we were being so silly! I'm glad Sakura was there or else our cake would have been toast."
"Hmph."
The mage took a step back to look at the completed first layer of cake. "That looks great!" he cried triumphantly.
"Hmph."
Fai turned around and pouted, "Can't you be more enthusiastic? I'm proud of my work."
"Whatever."
He sighed, "Do you want to do one more thing to see who's better?"
Kurogane grunted and Fai took it as a yes. He went to the refrigerator and took out two long bottles. He put one of them on the table and smirked, "How about a drinking contest?"
"We only have two bottle in the refrigerator," said Kurogane, "And one of them is strong."
"Don't worry, I gave the strong one to you..."
They both opened their bottle and held them at the same length.
"Ready...Set...Don't drink...I didn't say go...Not yet...Still-"
"JUST SAY IT!!"
"GO!"
They both drank their bottles at amazing speeds, any average person would have passed out but not them. Yet Kurogane noticed something wrong with his drink, it wasn't as strong as he thought it was. He shrugged that thought off and kept going. There was no way, he was going to lose.
The ninja slammed the bottle on the table, "Done!"
Fai was seconds after and looked slightly woozy, "Duh...Done."
He looked at the mage puzzled, Fai was drunk yet he had the weaker bottle or so, he thought.
"Fai!" he said grabbing the bottle, "You took the stronger bottle."
"Yeppers..." he said giving Kurogane a wobbly thumbs up, "And it felt SO good."
A drunken Fai was the last thing he needed right now. "How about you go to to bed?"
"With you?"
"Hell no!" he shouted, "That would be disgusting."
Fai wobbled back and forth barely paying attention. He put a shaky arm around Kurogane's waist and traced a finger on his chest. "I know something I better than you at." he said.
Kurogane was blushing a bright red, "Dare I ask, what?"
He whispered it in his ear, "I can kiss you better...hic."
'Oh no...Oh no...Not this again!' he thought, 'If I get caught, it'll be even worse.'
Fai's lips were only inches from his own and what was worse, he felt his face getting even more red. The mage began to giggled, "Aw...Poor Kuro-cutie...Getting all nervous..."
"I-I-I'm not nervous!"
"Okay..." he said getting his lips closer and closer...until they were touching his own.
For the first time in Kurogane's life, he couldn't fight back. He really wish he could because sadly, a moment like this wouldn't last long.
It didn't, Syaoran entered the room, "Kurogane I need your help me out with th-" Syaoran's face went as pale as the frosting on Fai's cake, "AH!! Why does this happen only to me?!" The boy quickly covered his eyes, "Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"
Kurogane pushed Fai away from him, "It's not what you think! He's drunk!"
"I sure am! Hic!" said Fai, "But you didn't need to interrupt!"
He ignore all comments and ran out. The ninja sighed, "Great. Not this again!"
"Aw..." Fai pouted, "It's over? But it was fun..."
"NO. It wasn't...You drunken retard."
"Stick and...and bones may break my stones but words will never hurt me!" he claimed still slightly drunk.
"Guess so," said Kurogane raising a fist, "but my fists will!"
"Ah oh! Kuro-lover is mad!" said Fai running out of the kitchen.
"Get back here!"
"Never!" he giggled.
Kurogane chased Fai up the stairs while Syaoran was telling Sakura what he saw. As strange as it may be, this is just an average day to the gang.
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One of the things I LOVE to write is a nervous Syaoran and a drunken Fai XD Remember, this is just to past the time and part 2 will come out...eventually. Till then have fun D