"Once upon a time—"
"This is boring, Renji."
"—there was this prince with orange hair—"
"You suck at telling these stories, y'know?"
"—that had a bad temper and was one day murdered and hidden under the front steps of his house. His lover did it and convinced everyone that knew him was convinced that the prince had suddenly the strangest desire to run off and join a group of prostitutes, er, dancers. No one ever found his body, did they, Ichigo? Stupid idiot didn't think he'd do it, either, did he?"
After that, Ichigo listened to Renji's stories, no matter how dumb they appeared.