AN: This chapter is dedicated to "Rosalie Cullen" (not the really one…I presume but who knows.) because she quite rightly told me to stop neglecting my stories so well done to her. Anyway sorry about that, I've had exams recently and I've got lot's of coursework to hand in so I've been burning the midnight candle at both oils….or something like that. Anyway, enjoy!!
Chapter Seven: A sheepish elf.
"FREEDOM!!!" screamed Alice and tore from her foamy prison, ripping the sides and falling to her knees in delight.
"I thought you said being a vegetable wasn't that bad?" said Rosalie crossing her arms and raising one eyebrow as she advanced down the stairs, the wedding dress was gone.
Alice just glared at her.
At that moment Edward appeared, rid of his costume I might add and holding a masterpiece in his hands.
"Ooooooo" exclaimed Bella. "What's that?" She held out a hand to it by Edward held it high above his head clutching it desperately.
"It's a nineteenth century Spanish galleon." He said forlornly. The others gazed at it in wonderment as he set it down on the glass coffee table (Jasper had not emerged yet).
"Nice newspaper." Said Emmett admiringly and Bella thought she saw Edward's bottom lip tremble.
"It's not newspaper!" he snapped. "It's a priceless copy of Leonardo Da vinci's anatomy of man."
"Oh right." Said Alice. "Why's it so expensive?"
"It's a first addition…" he began and there was an intake of breath from the room.
"Well that's not too bad, we'll find another…" Rosalie started to say but Edward cut in.
"A signed first addition!" there was silence.
"Are you telling me…" said Bella. "…that that is a signed first addition of Leonardo Da Vinci's anatomy of man." Edward nodded morosely.
"Probably the only one in existence."
"What possessed you?" Emmett asked in disgust.
"I just got too into Character." Edward replied, flicking a piece of dust off his jeans.
"Speaking off which…" said Rosalie straightening up to see Jasper trailing down the stairs. Alice looked round and then turned away sinking low into the cushions of the sofa.
"Er…Hi guys…" Jasper said hesitantly, he was still wearing his battered elf costume and his hair was slightly singed.
"What happened to you?" Edward asked.
"I got my foot tangled in the lights and…" he made a gesture which suggested a small explosion. "…erm…Rosalie, Alice, Emmett, Edward…Bella" he continued, Alice still wasn't looking at him. "….I'm sorry."
"It's fine" Rosalie, Emmett Edward and Bella muttered, Alice said nothing.
"Alice?" Alice made a small squeaky sound. "Alice?" Jasper said again and took a step towards her. Alice let out another squeak then catapulted herself over the back of the sofa and into his arms, knocking down flat on the floor.
"S'ok." She said casually and then grinned, Jasper grinned back.
"Right…" said a matter-of-fact voice from the doorway of the kitchen. "Another game?" and she was holding a hat.
AN: So it's up to you, another game? I have plotted for another one and I have to say I think it is even funnier. Thankyou for reading even though this is a very short chapter and reviews are nice too.