AN: How fast is this?! This chapter's a bit odd because I just sat down and wrote it and I had no idea where it was going but I think it turned out rather nicely. Let me know what you think! Next chapter is quite important in relation to the overall plot so watch out for that.

Enjoy and review chapter 10…

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Chapter 11: Mr. Omelette I'm a Movie Star

As she got up and gathered her belongings, she tripped over the leg of her chair and fell straight into the lap of a very happy James Potter.

Their lips meshed together and her arms were around his neck and his were snaking around her waist.

She was kissing James Potter… again!

The two had become very involved in the kiss when there was a kiss overhead. The two stopped kissing, looked up, and saw the disapproving glare of an elderly woman.

"You teenage idiots! In my day they would have chopped your head off for public shows of affection. The way you brats are kissing like it's going out of fashion and you're barely 12!" The woman had entered some sort of a frenzy, her curly hair was shaking uncontrollably.

She carried on with her rant, "Get out of here now. Go to your parents and tell them to teach you how to respect the public. Damn hooligans! You two may as well have sex in the middle of Diagon Alley! Hell, that's what you were probably going to do that anyway. Get out of here now! Go! Go!" She had started frantically waving at the door.

Lily quickly got up from James' lap, her cheeks red, and said, "I'm very sorry ma'am. It wasn't intentional at all. I apologize profusely and we promise it won't happen again. Right James?" she turned to James with a questioning look in her eyes.

"As long as Lily stays out of my lap ma'am, it won't happen again," he cheekily told the woman.

The woman screeched, "Wasn't intentional? You're speaking absolute rubbish! You don't kiss people by mistake. Take yourself and your rubbish excuses out of this parlor, before I call management."

James and Lily scampered out of the entrance. Once outside James mumbled, "You know she was right."

Lily looked up at him, "Right about what?"

"It being unintentional, it can't have been," he said softly

"James," Lily pleaded, "We had this conversation yesterday… we're both involved with other people."

"No reason why we can't have it again, I think I've had a change of heart," he said not looking at Lily

"I'm sorry, I have to go. See you at school." With that, Lily turned on the spot and vanished. Along with her disappeared James' old hopes that had begun to resurface, and a broken heart and an emotionally confused boy replaced them. He had lost all hope, every drop of it. He was ready to move on now, properly.

"You want to be left alone Lily Evans. I'll leave you alone, for good," he whispered to himself.

"Prongsie!" screamed a furious Sirius

James came back from his reverie to help his distressed friend, "What's up Padfoot?"

"Smith was practically drooling over the Puddlemere team. Can you believe it? Why the hell is she drooling over them and not over me?" Sirius said, obviously very hurt.

"Whose drooling over you now?" Remus asked disapprovingly. He and Peter had just come back from Flourish and Botts and were carrying heavy bags of books.

"I thought you went to buy a transfiguration textbook! Are you going to read all of those?" Sirius said looking scandalized

"Of course he is Sirius, not all of us are illiterate," Kay said scathingly

"Yeah and not all of us read about cheese," mumbled James

"I thought you liked it! Damn it Moony… just rip me to pieces why don't you. Smith already has," said a distraught Sirius

The other four laughed, "Who was drooling over you again?" Peter asked inquisitively

"Not Smith, she's too busy making goo-goo eyes at Puddlemere," Sirius uttered disgusted. "I mean what do they have that I don't?"

"Their famous?" Peter quipped in

"I'm famous," Sirius paused, "enough."

"They're good at Quidditch," Kay jibed

"So am I! We're on the same damn team Smith!"

"They're better. Anyway, I sense some jealousy," Kay joked

"Nah, just resentment," Sirius said

"That's just another way to say your jealous Sirius," sensible Remus added.

"I am not! Damn it what kind of friends are you?! You're meant to be on my side," Sirius said, obviously not feeling much better

"You know me, I love being on which ever side wins and usually that's whichever side you're against," James happily said

"You're no longer my best friend!" Sirius cried

Remus sighed at the infantile behavior of his friends, "Okay Sirius how about this: The only reason Smith isn't drooling over you is because she has bad taste." This earned him a smack from Kay and giant hug from Sirius.

"Ha! Meet my new best friend James! At least he sticks up for me," Sirius said proudly

"Good luck Moony, it's a horrible occupation"

"Prooooongs!" Sirius whined

"Shut up Sirius!" Remus cried

"Some best friends you two are! Pete I employ you to be my new best friend," Sirius said pointing at Peter

"Sorry Padfoot, I'm fine with just friends"

"Wooooormtail! You make it sound like I'm asking you out," Sirius wrinkled his nose on distaste.

"You may as well Black. You're gay anyway," Kay remarked snidely

"Smith! Uh, I can't believe you, why are you so mean to me?!"

"Will you two just shut up! Does any have any idea where Lily is?" Remus interjected before Kay could retort.

Peter, Sirius and Kay looked surprised at the comment. They had all completely forgotten about the hot-tempered red head. All four of them gave James a pointed stare; he turned beet red.

He shrugged, "She said she had to -um go home for -uh a dinner or something."

Sirius scratched his chin, "So did anything, well you know, happen while we were gone?"

"Ha- happen? Oh no, nothing…nothing at all!" James stuttered

Sirius smiled happily. "Oh okay!"

Kay gave Sirius a disbelieving stare, "You're actually going to believe him?"

Sirius shrugged, "He's my ex best mate, he'd never lie to me."

Kay gave him a look, "Well he obviously is, I mean look at him…" She pointed at him and all three heads swiveled to stare at James who turned even redder, if that was possible.

"I am here you know, no need to refer to me in the third person. And I do not look guilty!"

Sirius turned his head to the side and examined James. "Mate you know how much I hate saying this but Smith is right," he cringed, "and if you don't tell us what happened I'll tell them all about Mr. Omelette."

James look scandalized, "You wouldn't!!"

Sirius sighed, "I hate doing this but you're forcing me to. Mr. Omelette is a big fluffy…"

"STOP!" screamed James. This earned him some peculiar looks from passersby. A round woman with a large pink hat, filled with plastic octopi, stopped and gazed at them for a couple of minutes. Her fluffy brown hair bouncing as the wind blew. The teenagers stood quietly wondering what she wanted.

Finally Remus mustered the courage to ask her, "Ma'am may we help you?"

The woman looked startled, "Well I was waiting for the rest of your show but I'm assuming there is no more?"

Sirius bluntly stated, "There is no show."

"Wow!" the woman whispered, completely enthralled, "You five are brilliant actors! It's like a soap opera, completely real! So from what network are you five? Oh wait," she winked, "Where's the hidden cameras? D'you reckon I could make a cameo. I've always wanted to be an actress!" She put her hand to her forehead and did a mock faint.

Sirius, polite as ever, said, "We're not doing a show, we really aren't! I'm just trying to convince my friend to tell me what he and my other friend are doing because they belong together and they aren't getting together because they're both involved with other people who they shouldn't be involved with." He let out a deep breath, "When you say it like that it does sound like a soap opera."

The woman smiled knowingly, "Well you kids carry on don't let me stop you at all. One day when you're all big stars remember me. My name's Amelia Brunkels. Well cheers for now." And with that the odd woman paddled along down the road, her pink hat waving in the wind.

The five of them probably stood there for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell had just happened. Remus finally said, "Well that was…" he paused, at a lack of words."

"Strange?" Kay offered

"Bizarre?" James added

"Uncanny?" Peter piped

"Unbelievably hot!" Sirius said with excitement

The other four gave him skeptical look, "Unbelievable maybe but not hot!" James said

Sirius dismissed the idea with a wave of a hand, "Oh whatever, you're just jealous she thought I was a movie star and you aren't."

"I do believe she referred to us as a group, you know collectively. She thought WE were movie stars."

"Um you guys have fun… I have to go. To- to- uh well my mom needed me for dinner. Yes! She says I need to help Nibbles make dinner tonight!" James said hurriedly. He was eager to leave because he didn't want to talk about what had happened between him and Lily.

Sirius looked up surprised, "No you don't. Ivanna said to take as long as we like because she was making us a special dinner tonight before we go back. Remember, I live with you!"

James' face slowly coloured, he had been caught lying red handed. "How could I forget," he mumbled dryly

"Oi! You were trying to escape," Sirius grinned evilly, "What happened with you and Apple?"

"Nothing!"

"Mr. Omelette," taunted Sirius

"Can just leave Mr. Omelette out of this? Lily and I spoke for a while and then she fell into my lap and we kissed again. Then some darn woman interrupted us and Lily stormed off."

Sirius began to do a victory dance right there in the middle of Diagon Alley. Suddenly he paused in mid move and realized what James' last sentence had been. "She ran out on you? Again? Prongs! You're bloody retarded. How the hell do you manage to kiss a girl twice and have her run out on you twice?!

"Magic?" James offered weakly

"You idiot!" and with that he began to hit James all over. "Dumb freak! Where's that James Potter charm?!"

"Ow Padfoot! Stop it!" James said trying to protect himself from Sirius' erratic hitting. "Why are you so upset anyway?"

"Because now he won't win the bet," Peter replied without thinking.

Sirius shot him a death stare, "Bet what bet Peter?" he said hitting him on the back in a not so friendly way.

James looked at Sirius expectantly, "Oh do enlighten me Padfoot, my so called best mate."

"Oh that bet," Sirius laughed uncomfortably. "Moony this is where you help me out…" he whispered

Remus rolled his eyes, "Sirius here made a bet about who when- OW!" Sirius had kicked him in the shin

"Oops I tripped?" Sirius explained feebly

Remus groaned, "You owe me big time," he whispered to Sirius who smiled happily and then turned to James and said, "We made a bet about when you'd stop sleeping with Mr. Omelette."

James looked at them doubtfully, "Yeah whatever, like I said before, keep Mr. Omelette away from your sick tricks. I'm going now bye." He apparated home.

"BLACK!" roared Kay

"What, what'd I do now?" Sirius asked cowering in fear

"You set them up… again!" Kay pulled out her wand and pointed it at him, "You do one more thing to make them realize they love each other I will curse you so hard! Understand?"

"It wasn't setting them up per say Smith. I just gave them a push in the right direction. You know?" Sirius retaliated

"Push my ass," Kay said walking towards him threateningly

"Okay fine!" Sirius said throwing his hands up in the air. "I surrender!"

"Good… so who's Mr. Omelette?"

"James' favourite teddy."

"Favourite? As in he has more than one?"

"Like a million"

"Figures."

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AN: I hope you like it! In terms of the actual plot it didn't do very much but there were some pretty important things. I'll update as soon as I can… Be nice and leave a review :D