Noitnemid: What was I thinking? What was I thinking…

Issac (Golden Sun): What's with him?

Mag Launcher (Evolution Worlds): He read over the revised first chapter after submitting it, and realized that he butchered his own story.

Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle): Why doesn't he tell the readers to ignore the first chapter until he has a chance to re-write it again?

Noitnemid: …because I didn't think of that. Alright here's the second chapter, and until further notice ignore the first chapter. The person who will the disclaimer today is–

Alucard (anime Hellsing): I will. Noitnemid does not own Golden Sun, Evolution Worlds, Howl's Moving Castle, the Anime Hellsing, Final Fantasy VII, or Tales of Symphonia.

Noitnemid: I was expecting to have to pick someone at random again.

Alucard (anime Hellsing): I just didn't want to hear Police Girl whine about how inhumane I was anymore.

Seras Victoria (anime Hellsing): Stop calling me that!

Noitnemid: On with the chapter!

The two mysterious people mentioned in the previous chapter were talking to each other about the bright flash that suddenly occurred shortly after they arrived through some kind of portal. A group of Desians finds them.

"Hey you two inferior beings! If your from Iselia, then get out of here before we decide that your breaking the non-aggression treaty. If your not, then get ready to join the other inferiors in the ranch" one of the Desains shouted.

"Inferior Beings?" the mysterious man mused.

"There is no way in bleep we're letting you getting away with calling us inferior!" the mysterious woman exclaimed angrily.

"Shut up!" one of the Desians responded.

(A/N: You have to feel sorry for the Desians. Cloud and Tifa could probably attack a ranch alone and win.)

The battle was very short but brutal. One of the Desians attacked Tifa with his whip only to have Tifa catch it with one hand and use it to pull him toward her. She then beat the snot out of him. (A/N: I hate using this, but I also dislike cussing. If enough people review and say that they don't mind cussing, I start letting cuss words show up.) Meanwhile Cloud was dismembering the rest of the Desians. All said, it took them less than 30 seconds to kill a group of five Desians.

The mysterious man summed it up the best. "This place is not as peaceful as we first thought, but the warriors are the weakest I have ever encountered."

Noitnemid: And I'm going to leave it there. Next time we see Lloyd and company meet all three "mysterious people." Till then, please review.