Hi-ya! Dark child here! Here's my next installment!—dark child

Zombie D shows up: you don't own any kingdom hearts or characters right?

No or any of the junk foods… wait. You're not a zombie…- D.C-

Yes I am see.- Zombie D takes off her arm…

Eeeeeew… -D.C. shudders… on to the story

Chapter Two: Breaking the news…

The world that never was, the castle that never was,

"Hurry up Axel… Xenmas is waiting for you up in his office." Roxas said as he and Demyx burst in to the castle.

"Really?"

"Oh yeah, he was pretty mad at you for putting Dem in the hospital again."

"Excuse me? I don't know where you got your information but it wasn't my fault this time."

"Right… sure you didn't… just like Larxene isn't a continuous evil bitch." Roxas grinned.

Some where in the castle…

Larxene sneezed. "Hmmm, I don't know why but I swear that I am going to hit Roxas later…"

Back to the guys…

"Actually, he isn't the cause this time…" Demyx said as he took off his hood. Roxas had a look of horror on his face, as he stood there in shocked silence. He dashed of to the window. "What are you looking for?" Demyx frowned.

"I'm looking to see if the sun has turned dark."

"AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xenmas roared from his office.

"Well, time to face the music…" Axel said opening a portal, a pair of hands reached out and snatched Axel and Demyx, pulling them through. They fell with a crash on to the floor as Xenmas let them go. "Where is it?"

"Where's what?" Axel tried to play innocent.

"Don't play coy with me I know that you've got that bill, so cough it up." Xenmas glared at him.

"Before I give it to you, I just want you to know that it isn't my fault this time."

"Now you're lying to me?"

"It's true superior," Demyx stood up. "Axel isn't the reason that I'm sick this time." Xenmas gasped and rushed over to the window. "What are you looking for?'

"To see if kingdom hearts has gone black."

"Have you honestly hurt me that much?" Demyx asked Axel.

"I won't answer that."

"So if you're not the culprit then who is?"

"Demyx's own body sir," you see, Demyx has this condition called diabetes."

"Who died?"

"No diabetes" Axel said correcting him. "He has this condition that messes with his blood sugars…." Xenmas started to tone him out. When is Xigbar coming back with those Zingers? I can't wait.

"…So you see Demyx can't have any sugar for a long time…"

"Poor thing. Now the bill… can you pay it?"

"Could I have a small loan?"

"Sure."

"Promise?"

"Yes already. Now give me the bill!" Axel handed over the bill. Xenmas muttered something about him being a pain. He opened the page….

"WHAT?!"

In Castle Oblivion, in whatever world in was in…(twilight town?)

Marluxia sat up in the field, "Was that Xenmas?"

Fexane, Marluxia's fiancée reached up for him. "Don't mention that man's name again love… it hurts my ears."

"Whatever you say."

Back at Castle Oblivion…

"40,000 munny?! You've got to be kidding me. "And for just two hours? This is a rip off!"

"You're telling me." AXEL scoffed. "I think the nurse made it so high because I didn't kiss her."

"I can't afford this!" Xenmas cried, tears running down his face.

"It's your problem now." Axel smiled as he walked out.

"Curse you Axel!"

Meanwhile down stairs in the entrance hall, Xigbar and Zexion returned with a mountain of food and supplies. Roxas squealed with delight as he looked for his item on demand. Axel appeared at the top of the stairs. "Finally," he said with a sigh of relief. "I sure hope that you did get some real food this time Xigbar."

"Don't worry I forced him to get some real food." Zexion said with boredom.

The pile of food started to shudder. "What the heck?" Axel said as the pile exploded. "I found it!" Demyx laughed as he ripped open the bag of chocolate.

Axel punched him in the back of the head. "You idiot! Didn't you listen to what the nurse said? You can't have any of that stuff!"

Demyx began to cry. "Aw, don't worry Demyx, you can have some of my chips." Roxas said offering the bag to him.

"You mean it?" Demyx wiped his face.

"Sure."

"No!" Axel took the bag of chips away from Roxas. "Demyx can't have any junk food for a long time and I'm going to make sure that it stays that way… Darn it Demyx! What did I just get done saying?" Axel took the box of zingers from him.

The doors burst open and Marluxia strides in. "Good afternoon everyone! How are you all doing?"

"Who invited you?" Zexion said with a grunt.

"No one I just came to see when Xenmas wanted to do the fittings for you all." Marluxia took off his cloak to reveal his outfit.

"Are you talking about your wedding again?" Xigbar said as he opened a ho-ho. Demyx leapt for the sweet, Axel leapt for him and Xigbar squeaked as they came down on top of him.

"OK! EVERYONE OUT! AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU UNTIL I CALL FOR YOU!" Axel roared at all of them. He then began to forcibly shove them out of the room. He slammed the door behind them and locked it. "Now to take care of this stuff…."

In the common room…

"Anyways Marluxia, why are you really here? I thought Xenmas kicked you out of here." Roxas asked with a yawn.

"Well I came to Warn Xenmas that if he insists on being my best man, that he will have to expect Fexane to try to assassinate him."

"Oh the usual." Roxas said. "Say Marluxia, why did Xenmas kick you out anyways?"

"Remember when Xenmas broke his legs?"

"You mean when Fexane broke his legs,"

"Yeah that. Well anyways I felt so bad that she did that to him that I thought I'd try to cheer him up. What I didn't know is that Xenmas is allergic to ragweed and roses."

"Oh yeah! I remember now! And because the flowers caused him to get sick, he called for Axel to come torch the entire room. To destroy all the pollen."

"Monster." Marluxia grumbled. Little did he know that his label for Axel would come true….

Axel finally called for everyone into the entrance hall. There they all stood, Except Demyx, who was currently strapped to a chair with duct tape. Anyways the stood there all of them eying the junk food that surrounded Axel.

""Get on with it already, I'm starving." Demyx groaned.

"Right then. Well everyone as you can currently see, this is all of the junk food in the house…. And as you may and may not have heard, Demyx cannot have any junk food. This is because he is a diabetic…" Everyone's minds began to wander over the food, Except Xigbar who was opening his star scroll. It read as follows:

You will be facing your hardest challenge soon enough. In the month to come there will

Be blight upon your household, and a new leader of evil intent shall arise…

This is your only warning you idiot.

"Huh." Xigbar said scratching his head.

"Well everyone, are you prepared?"

"For what?" Larxene glared.

"To say good bye to your precious junk food!" Axel said calling forth a huge fireball, which he the used to torch all of the food to ash.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone else screamed.

Larxene ran forward and wrapped her hands in Axel's collar, "Are you nuts?" that was every bit of snack in the house!"

"Castle." Roxas said from behind Axel. Axel turned around to find Roxas sitting there, bag of marshmallows in one hand, and one on a stick in the other.

"What are you doing?" Axel said as he confiscated the bag torched it too. Roxas stuck out his tongue to catch the ashes. "Hm, not bad."

Axel turned around and began to open something small. It turned out to be a bite-size candy bar. "This is the last piece of chocolate in the whole castle. Who wants it?"

Everyone leapt forward at once….

Well that's it for chapter 2 leaving you all in suspense 

Where did you get that chocolate?—Zombie D

What chocolate?-- D.C.— see you later withy chapter 3!