Hello everyone it's me dark child!

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- A zombie hacks at a tree.

What's up? - D.C.

It sucks! You don't own any kingdom hearts or all that junk food! It was so much junk food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There will be no junk food!--Axel shows up on scene

Hey Axel, isn't that a girl scout at your door? -- D.C. points.

Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--- Axel runs

On to the story!

Chapter 3 Surprises Amok

A blur of silver flashed between everyone and axel, what ever it was it took the chocolate. Axel looked from his hand to the group "wait!" he cried out as they landed on him.

Roxas poked head out of the pile. "What the heck?"

"Mmm that was good."

Everyone looked up and gasped for there stood the one and only Ansem the wise… or in other words the fake Ansem, the ever dastardly Xeanhort.

"What the heck are you doing here? Aren't you like dead?" Larxene said with a glare.

"Funny thing about that… I sorta spied on all of you and sorta copied your little trick." He winked at Axel.

"What? Oh hell no. You didn't just say that you stole my copyrighted secret of coming back from the darkness" Axel growled at him.

"Not to mention that he took the last piece of chocolate in our possession." Xigbar burst in to tears.

Meanwhile somewhere under everyone else Xenmas blurredly stared at Ansem. Am I really that ugly?

"Marly? Marluxia… are you done yet? I'm tired of waiting out here in the hallway…." Fexane said poking her head in the room. She instantly glared at Xenmas who gave her the evil eye in return. As her eyes wandered around the room her eyes stopped at on person. "Marly! Marly are you all right? What did you do to him?" she glared at Xenmas as she pulled him out from under the dog pile. She bumped into Ansem. She looked up at him and dropped Marluxia in shock.

"Hello…Fexane." He smiled evilly down at her.

"How in the hell are you still alive?" she croaked.

"The same way all of them are still alive." He breathed down her neck. She shuddered as he placed his hands on her neck.

"Excuse me." Marluxia said as he stood up. "But I must ask you to remove your hands from my fiancée NOW."

Ansem eyed Marluxia. "I didn't know they allowed gay marriage in the world that never was."

"I'm a guy." Marluxia said from behind his clenched teeth.

"Oh my mistake." Ansem said as Fexane slipped from his grip.

She drew her sword. "I told you to leave me alone."

"What don't you still love me?"

……………….

During all of this the other nobodies had grabbed some chairs to watch the lover's spat/ sword fight, whilst Axel served dinner.

"Meatloaf again?" Xigbar groaned.

"Then don't eat it." Axel said taking his plate away. Xigbar's began to cry. He latched on to Axel's leg. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to dis the food! Please! Please feed me!"

Axel just randomly kicked him off and set a covered plate in front of Vexen. Vexen removed the lid. Whatever it was on the plate didn't even remotely resemble meatloaf. It was red in some spots but it was mainly covered in a greenish black goop, which almost appeared to be breathing.

"Uh Axel, what is this?" Vexen said with a cocked eyebrow.

"Meatloaf. Rare just like you ordered it." Axel said casually

"This doesn't look like meatloaf. What did you do to it?" Vexen almost gagged from the smell of it.

"Nothing." Axel said as he walked over to Xenmas' place and set the plate down. "Say superior isn't he your heartless?"

Xenmas gave Axel a funny look. "Why?"

……………

"Why won't you die???!!!" Fexane screamed as she hacked off Ansem's head for at least the eighth time. "DIE ALREADY!"

Ansem laughed as he respawned into existence. "You can't kill me!"

"Hey Fexane! Catch!" Axel tossed her another sword.

"What do I need this for?" She said just as Ansem attacked. She swung back at him and went for the head again. As it had for the last eight times, the head did roll. But finally he was dead.

Xenmas raced over and caught the heart that floated out of Ansem's disintegrating body. "At last! I will be the first nobody to reclaim their heart!" Xenmas laughed. "You shall all witness my reunion!" he laughed as he absorbed his heart.

Roxas leaned over to Larxene and whispered, "Who does he think he is? Sephiroth?"

Larxene just whacked him over the head and yelled "Get on with it already!"

There was a brilliant flash of light as Xenmas became Xeanhort. When the spots cleared finally everyone gasped. There before them did stand Xeanhort…. As a kid.

"Ha-ha! At last I am one with my heart….wait." Xenmas said with his eyes wide. "Why are all of you so big?"

"Xenmas?" Axel stared at him. "You're….. You're….."

"Spit it out already."

"...A kid."

"WHAT?!"

…………………

Later that night sometime after midnight, Marluxia was arguing with the rest of the organization. "NO." he said as he strained to get to the door, Demyx and Roxas hanging on to his legs. "I will not cover for Xenmas nor take over the organization," even though I want to, the whole lot of them are evil backstabbers, he thought before adding "I have my own castle to run. Besides, if I became leader because you gave it to me, I wouldn't have anything fun to do. I like messing with you guys." He shook the two off. "Just let Vexen or Luxord be in charge. I'm sure they'll be good enough. Now good night."

"Whatever. Let's bitch about this in the morning." Larxene yawned and teleported to her room.

Everyone else mumbled in agreement and headed upstairs. Zexion grabbed something that fell from Xigbar's pocket. What's this he thought as he opened it. It read as follows:

Greetings to you who found this. Please tell the Iddiot that took this that I lied and it probably won't take as long as I thought for the end of civilization as you know it to end. Do have fun with staying alive and try not to get killed. Have a nice day.

"Right, I need to get some sleep." Zexion shook his head and headed to his room.

Review please!

So... any preview for Chapter 4? -- Zombie D begs.

Just that Xenmas is still a kid and One of Vexen's experiments gets loose. Until then... Guard your sugary goodness.