Akatsuki Crack Chapter 2
Gai: BEHOLD! The power of youth explodes!
Kisame: You really know how to rub people the wrong way...
Gai: And you... you... you know how to... who are you?
Kisame: Oh come on, we've met three times now. Surely you remember this. -brandishes Samehada-
Gai: That sword...!
Kisame: Remember now?
Gai: That sword is... yours. -holds out a kunai- And this is mine!
Kisame: ...
Gai: Who are you again?
Kisame: -summons a huge amount of water- Remember now?
Gai: You use water jutsu, you must be...
Kisame: Go on...
Gai: Must be... someone...
Kisame: Come on, you can remember.
Gai: -points dramatically- You must be a ninja!!
Kisame: -falls to the floor-
Kakuzu: What the heck are you, kid?
Shino: You are... a strange person.
Kakuzu: Why do you hide behind your coat?
Shino: Why do you hide behind your mask?
Kakuzu: My face looks weird.
Shino: Mine does too.
Kakashi: Nice mask.
Kakuzu: Yours too.
Shino: You're ignoring me...
Kakuzu: Where did you get your mask?
Kakashi: The same place I got this book. -flicks out a certain orange book-
Kakuzu: Oh! Is that the latest volume of Icha Icha?
Shino: ...you're still ignoring me.
Kakashi: It was released today, actually.
Kakuzu: I'll be sure to get a copy... how much are they?
Kakazhi: The prices went up a hundred yen, but the plot is so much better in this volume.
Kakuzu: A hundred yen increase! Hn... For that, I suppose... I can splurge a little...
Shino: ... -leaves-
Hidan: Yo, Sasori.
Gaara: I'm not Sasori. I'm Gaara...
Hidan: HOLY SHIT! Seriously? You look just like him!
Gaara: He's the one that helped lead to my demise... and hurt my brother.
Hidan: Yeah, but you look like twins, seriously. Where did you get that red hair from?
Gaara: ...
Hidan: Uh... yeah, so you have a brother... does he have red hair too?
Gaara: No, his hair is brown. And my sister has blonde hair.
Hidan: Three different colors? That's fucking weird. One of you HAS to be an illegitimate child! Maybe your mom is also Sasori's mom!
Gaara: -twitch-
Hidan: Oh no wait Sasori is much older than you... he's thirty-something and you are... maybe sixteen? Fuck... So maybe your mom had an older sister, and she had Sasori...
Gaara: I'm NOT related to Sasori!
Hidan: Oh right, and Ino isn't related to Deidara!
Deidara: -from the next room- I heard that, you idiot, un! We're NOT RELATED! And Leader-sama is NOT related to Naruto! Stop with your stupid theories, un!
Hidan: Tsch... the Naruto universe has a very limited gene pool, seriously.
A/N: All for now!