Sigh. It's me D.C. I'm partially out of it right now with a blown fuse.
Zombie D pops up. Hey you don't look so good.
Yeah I know. And I don't own any kingdoms hearts or the characters. Only Fexane. My thanks to all those who have reviewed, GoldenTalesGeek, odi8200, reddragon2634. Thank you. Now on to the insanity of the sugar depraved.
Chapter 4 What are you doing?
The next morning…
Everyone sat there watching Saix as he stood on the roof. "I've had it!" he yelled at them. "I can't take any more of this bull crap. And no I won't be your new Superior! I'm going to earth to start anew! So I don't want to ever see any of you ever again!" he leapt through a portal.
"What brought that on?" Axel yawned.
"Larxene asked him to do the job. I believe he lasted 5 minutes." Roxas said going back in to the castle.
Flashback.
"Well then this is the list of things that Xenmas had to do, the bills, food expenses, and the budget. Oh and don't forget the little things to..." Larxene said pilling the stuff high on top of him. Saix threw it all off and began to scream...
End of flashback.
Vexen came running out of his lab at top speed. He ran into Roxas who was currently chewing on a piece of paper.
"Ow, that hurt Vexen. Why don't you watch what you're doing?"
"Sorry can't talk right now. I've got a dentist appointment in uh… Bermuda."
"Bermuda?"
"Yeah right. Uh… bye." Vexen said as he vanished.
Roxas frowned. Why is everyone going to earth? It suddenly goes black in the hall way as storm clouds quickly roll in. Right… this is starting to get spooky. He thought as he wandered back to the rec room.
Zexion was arguing with Xigbar. "Larxene is going with me because I know she isn't as much an idiot as you."
"But I want candy…"
"Axel will kill me if I bring in anything sweet. And besides, we were going to make a stop at Luxord's place and see how the place is running. We'll be going after we drop off the groceries. Maybe you can go then."
"But candy…"
"Good bye Xigbar."
"Hey Xigbar, can you help me in the library?" Xenmas asked craning his head to look at him. Xigabr groaned and followed.
Meanwhile down in the kitchen…
Axel was cooking up a storm. And no not the one outside but it was raining in one small corner of the pantry. Demyx was sitting in this corner peeling potatoes because he drew the short straw.
"Demyx you're getting all the food wet." Axel said as he threw the pasta on to the fire.
"But I… I want some Kool-Aid."
"Not until Zexion and Larxene get back from the store."
At knock came on the kitchen door. "Who would be out in this weather?" Axel grumbled as he opened the door.
The stood the worst and possibly most evil creature of the day yet… a girl scout.
"Hiya! I'm Jaxena of troop 3874! I'm going door to door selling our many world famous Girl Scout cookies! And judging from what you bought last year I came with your usual quota." She pointed to the mountain high wagonload of boxes.
Demyx dodged toward the door only to ram his skull into an iron skillet that Axel was holding, Axel sweat-dropped as Demyx hit the floor. I'm sorry but in hopes to gain saintly hood we have begun a sugar fast in this house and no sugar is allowed to grace the presence of this house no more my dear kind lady." Axel lied praying that it would work.
"What?!" the girl growled, her eyes narrowing. "I came through a storm for nothing?!"
"Yep"
"What am I supposed to do with all of this crap?"
"Uh… sell it?"
"This is not over…" she said as she turned away. Axel quickly shut the door and breathed a sigh of relief. "That was scary…"
Back to Roxas…
"Roxas… Roxas… Roxas…"
Roxas was cowering behind a suit of armor now hearing the hissing of his name draw closer. Please go away… he begged silently. "Roxas." Someone whispered in his ear. He yelped and swung out with the keyblade and hit home.
He turned around to find Sora lying on the ground rubbing his head. "Geez Roxas that hurt.
"Sora? Is that you?"
"Well duh. Who else would it be?"
"Sarrow."
"Sarrow?"
Oh right I forgot that he doesn't remember anything about Sarrow… "Wait what are you doing here?" Roxas frowned.
"I felt like hanging out with you. Maybe could you give me the inside view of what it's like being in the organization?"
"Why?"
"I was thinking about joining…"
"What?" Roxas gasped. "You're kidding right?"
"Uh no……"
End of chapter 4
Sora's evil? How did that happen?—zombie D glares at D.C.
Hey my name is dark child. Besides, Roxas hasn't said yes yet. Oh hey D! Did you remember to get the tickets to that one fight?
Oh crap I knew there was something I forgot to get when I was at Luxord's casino.—D curses
Till next time!
