A/N: I actually forgot about this fic for a while... sorry!
Pein: Who the heck are you?
Raiga: Who are YOU?
Pein: ...Answer me before I kill you.
Raiga: Kill me? Ooh.. then I would get... a funeral!
Kisame: -peeks around the corner- Oh crap! -hides-
Pein: -glare- Kisame... you know this... person?
Raiga: Kisame? You bastard! What the crap are you doing here?
Pein: He lives here. Explain yourself. Now.
Raiga: Or what, you orange haired weirdo?
Kisame: Oh man Raiga is so dead! -snicker-
Pein: I'm warning you, don't try my patience.
Kisame: Yo, Leader-sama, make it rain on his pansy ass!
Pein: He's not worth the effort. -walks away-
Deidara: -poke poke- Sasori-Danna?
Gaara: For crying out loud, I'm NOT Sasori!
Deidara: -scope makes whirring noises- What the... Who the crap are you?
Gaara: -glare- The guy you killed, remember?
Sasori: Wow, Hidan was right, I DO look an awful lot like you.
Deidara: -poke poke- Sasori-Danna?
Sasori: Deidara... touch me again and you die.
Deidara: Phew...
Gaara: -glare- I suppose... we do look similar.
Deidara: -looks from one to the other- I have two Dannas?
Sasori: Sorry, he's... not very bright.
Gaara: Yes...
Konan: Ew... What's with all the green?
Lee: It's the COLOR OF YOUTH!
Gai: RIGHT ON!
Konan: -twitch-
Lee: Thank you Gai-sensei!
Gai: Go forth with the power of youth my young student!
Lee: YES GAI-SENSEI! -dramatic tears-
Konan: -twitch twitch- I suddenly hate the color green...
Kisame: What the heck is going on in here?
Konan: -glomps- Kisame... SAVE ME!
Gai: Wait! You... you are...
Lee: Remember, Gai-sensei? We fought him before.
Gai: Uh...
Kisame: Konan, let's hurry! He won't remember us.
Konan: JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Zetsu: ...
Shino: ...
Zetsu: ...
Shino: ...
Zetsu: ...nice bugs.
Shino: ...nice plant... thing.
Zetsu: ...nice shades.
Shino: ...nice face paint.
Zetsu: It's not paint, actually.
Shino: Oh...
Zetsu: So the holes in your face are real?
Shino: Yeah.
Tobi: Hello, Zetsu-san! -stares at Shino- Bugs? Ewwww an Aburame!
Zetsu: Be a good boy and be nice to our guest, Tobi.
Tobi: Bugs are gross!
Shino: ...they are not gross.
Tobi: Eww. Tobi doesn't like Aburames! -runs away-
Shino: I wonder how he knew about me...
A/N: Hehe... well, this will have to do for now, I'm sleepy.