Ehheheh… DC here…I'm sorry but at the second I'm hanging upside down. My suggestion is do not lose to a zombie. Especially ZombieD. But anyways here is chapter 6. My many thanks to all those who reviewed. and since Zombie D is currently out... I do not own Kingdom Hearts. Thank you.
Chapter 6: The Great Sugar Raid - Phase one.
Later that night Ixivio found Demyx in the pantry, almost dead. "Dude are you alright?" he asked him.
"Who're you?" Demyx groaned.
"Name's Ixivio."
"Food…"
Ixivio gave him a weird look. "Huh?"
"I need sugar…" Demyx's eyes wandered over Ixivio stopping on his hair. "Cotton candy!" he yelled leaping on Ixivio trying to chew his hair.
"Help! Help! Cannibal! Zombie! HELP!" Ixivio screamed. Roxas portaled in and tried to pull the madman off.
"What the heck is going on here?" Xenmas walked in. They all froze, Demyx climbed off Ixivio, Roxas let go of Demyx, and Ixivio stood up. "Demyx was just losing it sir."
"I know the feeling. I need something sweet." The kid pouted (just a quick reminder Xenmas is still a kid.)
"Ice cream…"
"Candy…"
"Cookies…"
"Cake…" Demyx drooled.
Ixivio frowned. "Do you all miss sugar that badly?"
Everyone looked at him as if he was insane. "Are you nuts?" Roxas asked him. "Of course we miss sugar! Just look at Demyx."
"No but if you want sugar that badly then why don't you just sneak out and get some? It's not like it's that hard to do. Doesn't that squirt know where the vault is?"
"Yeah and your point is?" Xenmas glared up at him.
"You've got the cash, the check book, and the top secret vault that no one can open but you." Ixivio grinned maliciously. "And I've got the plan…"
Later in Axel's room
Axel was playing catch as usual mining his own business when a knock came on the door. He looked down to find Roxas sitting there, looking pitiful with puppy eyes.
"Roxas?"
"I know you've been busy lately with all the stuff that's going on but I have to ask you this." He unfolded a bolt of cloth. Can you help me make a dress for Namine?"
"Uh… do you want me to use you as a model?"
"Oh please." Roxas breathed with a fake sigh while thinking, they are so going to pay up for this.
Meanwhile downstairs...
"Goldeyes, come in Goldeyes." Ixivio hissed into the walkie.
"Goldeyes here. What's your status Bubblegum?" Xenmas said form his office.
"Are we at a go everyone?"
"The Decoy is with the Firefly. I repeat the decoy is with the Firefly." Xigbar said watching Axel and Roxas from a tree.
Xenmas began to open the first lock. "I'm in." Xenmas crawled into the small room. The door slammed behind him he heard a small click. he shrugged his shoulders and opened the lock to the vault... "What the heck?" Xenmas said in shock.
"What goldeyes?"
"It's gone."
"What's gone?"
"The money you fool!" Xenmas yelled. He turned to leave and tried to the door only to find it locked. "I'm locked in!" he started to sniffle. "Get me out of here!"
Ixivio turned to Demyx only to find him passed out on the floor from sugar depravasion. "I'll send someone as soon as possible. Just try not to use too much air."
Meanwhile in Axel's room
Axel was pinning the cloth to Roxas, when an image of Roxas as a sexy girl popped into his head. He got a nose bleed. "Excuse me for a few minutes." Axel said running to the bathroom.
"If this wasn't for the candy. There would be no way in all the worlds I would be doing this." Roxas said into the walkie. He hid it away as Axel returned.
Back to the kitchen
Ixivio sighed. "It's for the candy, man" he said and called Xenmas.
"Wah!" the eight year old was crying.
"Think kid. Who else knows the combination?"
"Zexion."
Ixivio paled. Zexion eh? That isn't a good thing. Ixivio poured a glass of water on Demyx. Demyx sat up with a yawn. "Yeah?" he said groggilly. "I'm awake."
"Demyx I need you to raid Zexion's room. try to find where he stashed the money."
"Got it." Demyx said opening a portal and leaping in it.
Back at Axel's room.
Another image and another nose bleed later. Axel was sweating. "Uh... Roxas need to go get a drink. I'll be back." he said stepping into the hall.
"Bubble gum this is Decoy The firefly is heading you way. You'd better have a good excuse to be in his kitchen."
Out in the hall way
Axel just climbed out of the staircase to find a girl dancing in the hallway. "Um... excuse me miss. But how did you get in he-ahh!" he yelled as Xaldin turned around.
"Xaldin what the heck are you doing?" Axel stared at the dress.
"I was bored. So I figured that I'd cross dress to see what it was like.Do I look good?"
"Xaldin have you taken your meds today?"
"I've been out of them for about a week."
"Right... Anyways go take off the dress."
"No."
"Now or I'll burn it off your body!"
"Doesn't matter I have more dresses."
"Oh where has my sweetheart gone? Oh where Oh wh-hic-ere are the loveeeeeeeeeeeeererrererrssss tonight?" a Very very drunken Larxene portaled in. Her eyes lit up on Xaldin. "Oh Xaldin you look sooooo hot in that dress... would you escort a lady to her room?"
"Why certainly my lady." Xaldin curtsied and led the way.
Axel shook his head and wandered on his way. "I need a drink."
In Zexion's room.
"Wow. He's really changed this place since I was his roommate." Demyx said staring around the room. It was literally pink and black all of it. Demyx opened a drawer to find... a bra. "What the heck?" he said staring at it his eyes glazing over.
The door knob jingled and Demyx stashed the bra and leapt into the closet. Larxene and Xaldin came in. Oh God this isn't Zexion's room it's Larxene's!
Down in the kitchen
"This is taking forever!" Ixivio grumbled as Axel entered the kitchen.
"What the heck?" Axel yelled wide eyed at the kitchen. "IXIVIO! What have you done?"
"Huh?" Ixivio said taking of the vitual reality visor. "Dude what happened here?" he said looking at the catsup and mustard bottles in his hands. "what happened to my water guns?"
"Ixivio, I am going out for a drink in town. Please go tell Roxas I'll help him tomorrow. I want this mess cleaned up before I get back." He portaled out. Ixivio smiled and said "Phase one complete."
"Good now come get me out of here!" Xenmas cried.
Demyx appeared with a sack in his hand. He was wearing torn and tattered clothes and had multiple bruises all over including a set of black eyes. Ixivio raised a brow. "What happened to you?"
"I forgot that Larxene and Zexion had switched rooms last week. She found me in the closet. Her and Xaldin did many horrible things to me. But it was my mistake and it was for the candy."
"Right then." Ixivio smiled "On to WalMart!"
Back in the vault.
"What about me? Ixivio! Guys? Hello? Uh I'm still stuck in the vault. Uh help. Please?" Xenmas wept.
Well that's it for this chapter but the sugar raid still continues!- D.C. smiles from the cliff edge. I hope to get the next one up as soon as possible. Thank you for your Patience Read and review please!
